What's shaking fat deadmarsh
- Flyfreaky

The Overlard

I bet you've been waiting for this moment since Ek announced his little number thingy
- BestRapperAlive

Nope. Not a planner.

I like to freestyle.

The Overlard
- eichiefs9

Sup, fat deadmarsh's boyfriend?

No Viacheslav Fetisov..? IMO the best #2 in hockey history. Or is this just the NHL?

No Viacheslav Fetisov..? IMO the best #2 in hockey history. Or is this just the NHL?
- TwoPieceFeed

ECHL

Please stay on topic.

Sup, fat deadmarsh's boyfriend?
- Flyfreaky

My boyfriend's cholesterol level

ECHL

Please stay on topic.
- eichiefs9

If that's the case then I vote for your mom.

My boyfriend's cholesterol level
- eichiefs9

I've told that fat bastard on many occasions to eat only prime fat

If that's the case then I vote for your mom.
- TwoPieceFeed

I said ECHL, not Brazzers.

I've told that fat bastard on many occasions to eat only prime fat
- Flyfreaky

That is, of course, fat that is only divisible by 1 and itself.

For those who may not know.

I said ECHL, not Brazzers.
- eichiefs9

Oh, I thought that was the East Coast Hooker Lot.

My bad.

Good one, though.

Eklund: Palmieri Added to Team USA. No Kessel? WHY? Best #2 ever? Buzz@1
- Eklund

Oh, I thought that was the East Coast Hooker Lot.

My bad.

Good one, though.
- TwoPieceFeed

She was called up to the American Hooker Lot pretty early in her career.

(frank)ing Hero Charts...(frank) off.

Let's compare 2 players that play with totally different teammate.

Why not Phil Kessel?
- Eklund

Weight restrictions.

Honestly, I feel the two players are comparable. So, with Kessel coming off a surgury/long season, they felt Palmieri could step up. Besides, he might thrive with better teammates. Like with Palmieri being on the Devils, he actually did nicely:

Kessel: 82-26-33-59
Palmieri: 82-30-27-57
- IrischesGlueck

(frank)ing Hero Charts...(frank) off.

Let's compare 2 players that play with totally different teammate.
- Garnie

Kessel obviously spoke to the team and said he wouldn't play, so they shouldn't pick him.

Plus, considering this tournament is sorta dumb, I don't totally blame him.

That is, of course, fat that is only divisible by 1 and itself.

For those who may not know.
- eichiefs9

I can't believe I am saying this, but I hope the USA gets hammered. I can't stand Torts and team USA way of thinking. It baffles me.

Kessel obviously spoke to the team and said he wouldn't play, so they shouldn't pick him.

Plus, considering this tournament is sorta dumb, I don't totally blame him.
- jnwood2517

Kessel won the Cup, he's got nothing to play for any longer

Kessel won the Cup, he's got nothing to play for any longer
- Flyfreaky

He still has a lot of hot dog incentives built into his contract that he could reach.

I can't believe I am saying this, but I hope the USA gets hammered. I can't stand Torts and team USA way of thinking. It baffles me.
- Thorny

He still has a lot of hot dog incentives built into his contract that he could reach.
- eichiefs9

- Alexzanki

Torts is awesome