We spent 8 minutes talking about how we wish you would Listen
- Dan Petriw

I'm trying to teach my dog how to dismember my neighbors cats.
- mdw7413

Unless your dog is a Chihuahua and your neighbors cat is like the first one, what's the issue? Get 'em fido. I taught a Bassett hound I had how to chase the (frank)ing feral cats out of the backyard. I think she got one too. That was several years ago, though.

Unless your dog is a Chihuahua and your neighbors cat is like the first one, what's the issue? Get 'em fido. I taught a Bassett hound I had how to chase the (frank)ing feral cats out of the backyard. I think she got one too. That was several years ago, though.
- Isleshockeyman

He's a boxer. Basically a child with a very severe case of A.D.D. Plus he would rather sit inside and watch tv on the couch.

He's a boxer. Basically a child with a very severe case of A.D.D. Plus he would rather sit inside and watch tv on the couch.
- mdw7413

Create paintballs out of peanut butter and mark every cat in the neighborhood. Done.
Your welcome.

Create paintballs out of peanut butter and mark every cat in the neighborhood. Done.
Your welcome.
- Wildschwein

Create paintballs out of peanut butter and mark every cat in the neighborhood. Done.
Your welcome.
- Wildschwein

Create paintballs out of peanut butter and mark every cat in the neighborhood. Done.
Your welcome.
- Wildschwein

"New Jersey man rendered impotent after shooting self several times in the testicles with peanut-butter-filled paintballs"

"New Jersey man rendered impotent after shooting self several times in the testicles with peanut-butter-filled paintballs"
- eichiefs9

Thats what the spatula is for.

"New Jersey man rendered impotent after shooting self several times in the testicles with peanut-butter-filled paintballs"
- eichiefs9

That would be more of a Buffalo thing, no?

We spent 8 minutes talking about how we wish you would Listen
- Dan Petriw

ill try later, block at work. Was hoping for the transcript.

That would be more of a Buffalo thing, no?
- Wildschwein

Do they even have functioning testicles in Buffalo? I would imagine that with all the kicks to the nuts their sports teams have given them over the years, their yam bags are pretty damaged.

more fat chicks

more fat chicks
- batteryjackson

mdw's gf needs to take a rest. She's walked over 2 miles this year, she's tired.

Do they even have functioning testicles in Buffalo? I would imagine that with all the kicks to the nuts their sports teams have given them over the years, their yam bags are pretty damaged.
- eichiefs9

They still function. The male populace in Buffalo has begun to see a trend toward smaller appendages that limits the damage caused by the blows that their sports teams routinely deliver.
Evolution truly is a beautiful thing.

more fat chicks
- batteryjackson

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE! God help us all.

ill try later, block at work. Was hoping for the transcript.
- Spartiarti

Lol gotcha.. Just talked about ledecky and his meeting with media and fans.. Got into a little on Kucherov and talked stromes contract

Lol gotcha.. Just talked about ledecky and his meeting with media and fans.. Got into a little on Kucherov and talked stromes contract
- Dan Petriw

When are we going to do one about my wife leaving me?

When are we going to do one about my wife leaving me?
- eichiefs9

I still have a hard time believing you were married.

When are we going to do one about my wife leaving me?
- eichiefs9

Which country song do you like?

Which country song do you like?
- Isleshockeyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM
- Wildschwein

When are we going to do one about my wife leaving me?
- eichiefs9

Soon. Slow news days

Soon. Slow news days
- Dan Petriw

I would also like to do one in which I describe everything wrong with mdw's GF. It might have to be a 3-parter.

I would also like to do one in which I describe everything wrong with mdw's GF. It might have to be a 3-parter.
- eichiefs9

Then you should write a blog on what's right about her and leave the rest to our vivid imaginations.

Dan, Noah, do you think Ho Sang Makes the team?

what does everyone think opening night roster will look like.

Here is mine

Ladd Tavares PA
Lee Strome Prince
Bailey Nelson Chimera
Kumelin Cizikas Clutterbuck

If Grabovski on healthy
Ladd Tavares PA
Lee Strome Nelson
Bailey Grabo Kumelin
Clutterbuck Cizikas Chimera

I have to say, im not in love with it. I really hope one of youning JHS or Barzal make some big noise in camp making it impossible to send them back.