Did i say that you seemed like a jerk? I meant you seemed like a big fat jerk.
- the_eye

There ARE 2 of us you goof

and I'm missing a toof
- ReporterChris

Seriously, Mike, I'm flattered that you think so much of me as to make a poor parody account, but you really need to reevaluate what you're spending your money on.

These phones have got to be getting expensive.

Seriously, Mike, I'm flattered that you think so much of me as to make a poor parody account, but you really need to reevaluate what you're spending your money on.

These phones have got to be getting expensive.
- PepinoPamplemousse

I'm a billionaire so I can afford 50000 phones and contracts. The parody portion has already ended hours ago. I'm just posting.

Nico Hischier joining the Halifax Mooseheads

You can't make this poop up:

https://www.thestar.com/n...ses-traffic-mayo-hem.html

You can't make this poop up:

https://www.thestar.com/n...ses-traffic-mayo-hem.html
- Atomic Wedgie

Seems made up whatever it is

Seems made up whatever it is
- Uranus

How is stumpy?

How is stumpy?
- ReporterChris

Hee has a lot a poke men now since he star Ed playing poke man

You can't make this poop up:

https://www.thestar.com/n...ses-traffic-mayo-hem.html
- Atomic Wedgie

That olive oil is a slippery biatch.

Hee has a lot a poke men now since he star Ed playing poke man
- Uranus

WTF did you just say

Hee has a lot a poke men now since he star Ed playing poke man
- Uranus

WTF did you just say
- the_eye

Me and him have developed a secret code.

WTF did you just say
- the_eye

S

S tumpy is a buggy I got who lost his legs in a car accident and he is very good at the game pokeman you can't read the (frank)?

S

S tumpy is a buggy I got who lost his legs in a car accident and he is very good at the game pokeman you can't read the (frank)?
- Uranus

I can read any jibberish, the proper question would have been.
You can't understand my jibberish the (frank)?

I can read any jibberish, the proper question would have been.
You can't understand my jibberish the (frank)?
- the_eye

I see what. You mean now I got to go to work now by

S

S tumpy is a buggy I got who lost his legs in a car accident and he is very good at the game pokeman you can't read the (frank)?
- Uranus

How did you stretch Uranus out like that?

Be nice to our guests please, Leafs fans!

Be nice to our guests please, Leafs fans!
- ReporterChris

Somebody has some esplaining to do..

Be nice to our guests please, Leafs fans!
- ReporterChris

Why, what other blog are nice to their guests?

How did you stretch Uranus out like that?
- sloppyseconds2

Time, the right amount of pressure, and a bucket o' lube...

Time, the right amount of pressure, and a bucket o' lube...
- lumlums

well there was that olive oil incident on the DVP cut off.

Time, the right amount of pressure, and a bucket o' lube...
- lumlums

Maybe what he meant by Poke Man.

Why, what other blog are nice to their guests?
- bixll

That's why we're the best fans in the world!

Maybe what he meant by Poke Man.
- sloppyseconds2

I just don't get the craze, oh and this is my week for women...

So when he does it, you're going to come on here and say you were mistaken? I doubt it! Hillary is a liar and sold out the United States to foreign interests. Dream on if you think that she's the answer.
- PrinceLH

I don't think she's the BEST answer, just not the WORST one.

So when he does what?.... build a $100Billion dollar wall (financed by Mexico by the way) that will no more stop illegal immigration than the existing walls/fences.....if you think that has even a remote chance of transpiring, then I've got a bridge to sell you.

Sold out to foreign interests.....blah blah blah, these arguments are the same outdated nonsense. Why don't you provide some proof of this that also doesn't implicate Trump. He's so concerned about America yet all his products are made overseas. This guy can't even keep his own companies afloat, yet he's going to work wonders on the economy....guess we should all get ready for the big bankruptcy!