That's what we said about Komisarek.
- Atomic Wedgie

ahhhh good ol komi lol

if he was on a shorter and cheaper deal playing 3rd pairing minutes i could have lived him a bit more... also.. there wasnt nearly as many kids back then... komi was brought in to perform at a high level... not be a cheap short term guy who can be flipped at the deadline

different circumstances entirely

"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it. Waiting won't make the maid any prettier. Kiss her and be done with it."
- AdamFrench

Prosebuzz

"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it. Waiting won't make the maid any prettier. Kiss her and be done with it."
- AdamFrench

i had no clue polak was female.

So I got stung by a wasp on the right index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..

That's what we said about Komisarek.
- Atomic Wedgie

And thats whats good about these signings now. Management recognizes that you sign Polak for 1 year @ 2.25 to give you that stuff instead of Komisarek for 5 years @ whatever

*Prays they dont sign Russel

So I got stung by a wasp on the ight index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..
- the_eye

i worked in beer yards growing up (family business when my grand dad was still alive)

finger to elbow swelling? you sure you arent somewhat allergic? you may want to go get that looked at sooner than later

So I got stung by a wasp on the ight index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..
- the_eye

You should probably go to the hospital or a walk-in.

So I got stung by a wasp on the right index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..
- the_eye

Sounds like you're allergic to those bumholes. Might want to go to a doctor.

ahhhh good ol komi lol

if he was on a shorter and cheaper deal playing 3rd pairing minutes i could have lived him a bit more... also.. there wasnt nearly as many kids back then... komi was brought in to perform at a high level... not be a cheap short term guy who can be flipped at the deadline

different circumstances entirely
- Dozzer

I was just going for cheap laughs - I don't hate the Polak signing.

But I'm going to have to disagree with your Komi assessment. And the end, he couldn't even play 3rd pairing. He was just franking horrible.

Waffles
Inge Hammerstrom's pockets full of eggs
Sushi
Leafs are the Best video
60 goalies in 50 years
T. C. Puck
Yolanda Ballard
Gerry McNamara claiming he has brain damage
Roy Spencer
Spinner Spencer
Craig Simpson (pulled a Lindros before Lindros)
Liewecke plans the parade
Ballard using banners as dropcloths (not actually true)
Not taking Bobby Orr
Not signing Gretzky
Wendel Clark's third stint in Toronto
Sittler ripping the C off
Rob Ramage
Lonny Bohonos (a.k.a. Lammy Bahamas)
1st shot on net of 2016-17 season
Adding the colour silver to the uniforms
Spatso was once a Leafs fan.
- Atomic Wedgie

Was given the "C" before he even landed in Toronto after they traded for him.

the last is the best.

"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it. Waiting won't make the maid any prettier. Kiss her and be done with it."
- AdamFrench

You're not even a maid nice try

Palmateer your goalie problems are over quote
Lanny with the overtime winner vs Islanders
The Hound line
Brad Snowshoes Marsh
Bernie Parent and Jacques Plante in goal
Potvin and Hextall tilt
The Big M mental health issues-fear of Imlach and media
Killer with the wraparound winner
Turnbull 5 goals
Jiri Crha
Pat Quinn hit on Bobby Orr

That's what we said about Komisarek.
- Atomic Wedgie

Well good thing he is only signed to a short contract and for a small amount

Komisarek, blast from the past

So I got stung by a wasp on the right index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..
- the_eye

You're going to want to go to a doctor.

The problem with allergies like that is you have the potential for anaphylatic shock - which means your airway closes. That's kinda bad. Like, if I don't use an epi pen in the next 30 seconds, I'm going to die kinda bad.

Go see a doctor. Do it now, while your hand is still swelled, so they can properly assess it.

"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it. Waiting won't make the maid any prettier. Kiss her and be done with it."
- AdamFrench

just make sure the light are out and doggy style helps.

i worked in beer yards growing up (family business when my grand dad was still alive)

finger to elbow swelling? you sure you arent somewhat allergic? you may want to go get that looked at sooner than later
- Dozzer

Half way to the elbow, and I was stung yesterday, could I still go into anawhatever shock after 20 hours?

I was just going for cheap laughs - I don't hate the Polak signing.

But I'm going to have to disagree with your Komi assessment. And the end, he couldn't even play 3rd pairing. He was just franking horrible.
- Atomic Wedgie

fair enough... still... would have been a lot easier to swallow if he was only making a couple mill for one season

Half way to the elbow, and I was stung yesterday, could I still go into anawhatever shock after 20 hours?
- the_eye

Stop asking us and go see a doctor. And pming Lums doesn't count.

Well good thing he is only signed to a short contract and for a small amount

Komisarek, blast from the past
- BKups

(frank) Komisarek.

He's the prime example of a player not realizing his success was 100% due to being paired with a star player (Andrei Markov) in his prime years.

Half way to the elbow, and I was stung yesterday, could I still go into anawhatever shock after 20 hours?
- the_eye

its not that bad... its a kind of inbetween thing between not allergic and allergic... typically lasts a couple days then takes about a week to go back to normal

i suggested going to see a doctor because they should be able to give you something to ease the discomfort and pain

Half way to the elbow, and I was stung yesterday, could I still go into anawhatever shock after 20 hours?
- the_eye

I'm not a doctor, but I don't think you are in trouble now.

But the fear (and I don't actually know if this is medically true or not, but I kinda sorta don't want you to risk it) is that allergic reactions sometimes get worse. It's how a lot of kids find out they are allergic to peanuts - the first time is bad, but not killer. But the doctors fear that the next one could be a killer.

Go to a walk-in clinic (not an emergency). Bring a big cup of coffee and a magazine, because you are going to be there for a while.

If the doctors tell you not to worry, I'm sorry I forced you to waste your morning.

But you know I love you, Eye. I want you to take care of this.

So I got stung by a wasp on the right index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..
- the_eye

sounds like it is infected.
we need to amputate it NOW
from the elbow down


seriously I'd have checked out at the hospital.

Half way to the elbow, and I was stung yesterday, could I still go into anawhatever shock after 20 hours?
- the_eye

Yes go get it checked out-now

So I got stung by a wasp on the right index finger yesterday and now i'm swollen half way to the elbow.
Are there any real doctors in the house?
I'd probably even settle for Lums help..
- the_eye

As was said above, go and see an MD.

In the meantime maybe take an over the counter antihistamine, claritin (loratidine) and allegra (fexofenadine) are typically better for during the day than benadryl (diphenhydramine) which is also used in sleeping pills.

Obviously if you're allergic to any of these meds then don't, but get to the doc ASAP.

fair enough... still... would have been a lot easier to swallow if he was only making a couple mill for one season
- Dozzer

Bah it's not like the Leafs are in any way close to spending to the cap no? Shouldn't prevent them to do anything.

Who cares if Rogers pays the man more in that case?