So this Keaton Middleton. Just oozes England. He's from Stratford, I think that's in England (original stratford, not the Ontario one shut up). He's got that long British face. Name sounds like that queen to be or whatever the (frank) she is.

So this Keaton Middleton. Just oozes England. He's from Stratford, I think that's in England. He's got that long British face. Name sounds like that queen to be or whatever the (frank) she is.
- weirdoh

Theres one of those Stratford places in Ontario. Shakesphere festival or something.

Theres one of those Stratford places in Ontario. Shakesphere festival or something.
- Tanooki

I know, I just forgot to mention the obvious.


The fix wasn't directed at you either.

So this Keaton Middleton. Just oozes England. He's from Stratford, I think that's in England (original stratford, not the Ontario one shut up). He's got that long British face. Name sounds like that queen to be or whatever the (frank) she is.
- weirdoh

How are his teeth?

How are his teeth?
- lumlums

Spazo

Look if the Leafs are a poster boy for analytics than the analytics movement is in free fall towards a near death experience. Leafs were an horrendous last place team last year. They will be worse this year. And, we need to know it is more than the fault of analytics.
- spatso

How are his teeth?
- lumlums

False.. hes a hockey player lums.

How are his teeth?
- lumlums

He's not smiling...so it's up in the air. I should have also added that he'd be your favourite newcomer. But I don't know about you anymore, hates Canada because I live here, hates Britain for Brexiting. States, I'm afraid to even comment on anything due my fear of flying lead.

He's not smiling...so it's up in the air. I should have also added that he'd be your favourite newcomer. But I don't know about you anymore, hates Canada because I live here, hates Britain for Brexiting. States, I'm afraid to even comment on anything due my fear of flying lead.
- weirdoh

So this Keaton Middleton. Just oozes England. He's from Stratford, I think that's in England (original stratford, not the Ontario one shut up). He's got that long British face. Name sounds like that queen to be or whatever the (frank) she is.
- weirdoh

Kate Middleton makes me ooze Canadian.

Kate Middleton makes me ooze Canadian.
- Zezel

Beer? What? Why do you even open your mouth?

That Wong kid tho... wtf. lol

Beer? What? Why do you even open your mouth?
- weirdoh

Open up your mouth and say TITS

Open up your mouth and say TITS
- Zezel

1. You don't tell me what to do.

2. How in the (frank) can anybody say TITS with their mouth open?

Spazo
- burn

It's just amazing.

Marner!!!

Marners team is destroying it

False.. hes a hockey player lums.
- Tanooki

https://www.nhl.com/maple...ge/t-277437436/c-40472703

Marner!!!
- lumlums

Matthews can't wait to have Marner on his wing!

Sorry man. If it makes you feel any better, at least you're not Lums.
- weirdoh

Yeah, how terrible it is to be a bad-ass doctor with a hot wife.


My life sucks.

Matthews can't wait to have Marner on his wing!
- H8terade

1. You don't tell me what to do.

2. How in the (frank) can anybody say TITS with their mouth open?
- weirdoh

How do you say it with a Richard in your mouth?

Yeah, how terrible it is to be a bad-ass doctor with a hot wife.


My life sucks.
- lumlums

Ass-doctor? you mean proctologist?

that would be the worst kind of doctor.

Ass-doctor? you mean proctologist?

that would be the worst kind of doctor.
- Tanooki

GFY