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abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Jul 5 @ 12:10 AM ET
Next season, Oiler fans will fall in love with Larsson... I know it.

Quote me on this, you Zorches.

- laughs2907

Done!
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Jul 5 @ 12:11 AM ET
In all seriousness, I'm either debating to ask this chick I know in my Biology class or just go with friends.

Nonetheless, it should be a great time.

- EdmHockeyMan

You're dumber than poop aren't you?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:12 AM ET
He just needs to make sure they're fans of Craig MacTavish

http://www.urbandictionar...hp?term=Craig%20MacTavish

- prismo


wreckage
Florida Panthers
Location: Fuck Putin, fire Holland, AB
Joined: 07.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 12:12 AM ET
Larsson had 18 points last year. 30 points would be a MASSIVE improvement. He can be a good player AND still not enough to make Edmonton's defense good enough because he lacks certain skills. If it was Larsson and Demers I'd say this defense is a lot less leaky but still lacks top end offense.

ONLY adding Larsson means its still leaky (see Fayne, Mark) and not anywhere close to better offensively.

- Matt_Henderson


And the previous year he put up 24 in 64. Stop cherry picking stats. 24 points in 64 games on the 2nd lowest scoring team in the NHL is no slouch. Now if he returns to that form on a team with as much offensive potential as the Oilers 35 points is realistic. Hitting 55 like Hedman would be complete homerism and about as likely as me hitting the next lottomax.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Jul 5 @ 12:13 AM ET
He just needs to make sure they're fans of Craig MacTavish

http://www.urbandictionar...hp?term=Craig%20MacTavish

- prismo


I think Chia is at the point of deserving an entry in urban dictionary.
EdmHockeyMan
Referee
Location: Lumbridge, AB
Joined: 06.24.2013

Jul 5 @ 12:14 AM ET
You're dumber than poop aren't you?
- Iggysbff



Geezzzz, always so mean!
What did I do this time.
prismo
Location: Fan Free Agent
Joined: 06.28.2015

Jul 5 @ 12:15 AM ET
I think Chia is at the point of deserving an entry in urban dictionary.
- Iggysbff

It would have to be something about getting anally raped by two dudes at the same time.... oh wait they already have a name for that

http://www.urbandictionar...ne.php?term=Double%20Dion
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:16 AM ET
Done!
- abware


Tattoo it on your ass, abware... I speak the truth
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Jul 5 @ 12:16 AM ET

Geezzzz, always so mean!
What did I do this time.

- EdmHockeyMan


Go tell the principal. And record it.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:17 AM ET
And the previous year he put up 24 in 64. Stop cherry picking stats. 24 points in 64 games on the 2nd lowest scoring team in the NHL is no slouch. Now if he returns to that form on a team with as much offensive potential as the Oilers 35 points is realistic. Hitting 55 like Hedman would be complete homerism and about as likely as me hitting the next lottomax.
- wreckage


I say 35 is extremely low for a Paul Coffey/Bobby Orr hybrid... 70+ easily.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Jul 5 @ 12:18 AM ET
And the previous year he put up 24 in 64. Stop cherry picking stats. 24 points in 64 games on the 2nd lowest scoring team in the NHL is no slouch. Now if he returns to that form on a team with as much offensive potential as the Oilers 35 points is realistic. Hitting 55 like Hedman would be complete homerism and about as likely as me hitting the next lottomax.
- wreckage


Where do people get this notion that the oilers are so much more offensive than NJ? We were 26 th in the league last year in goals. NJ was only 17 goals apart. And we just traded our best goal scorer away for a number 3 dman.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:21 AM ET
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginger+pubes

#5

- prismo


wreckage
Florida Panthers
Location: Fuck Putin, fire Holland, AB
Joined: 07.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 12:21 AM ET
It's not a given that the Oilers are going to put up gaudy offensive numbers next season. I know they have some new guys and there were some key injuries last year but they were in the bottom third in goals for. A lot of that could probably be blamed on an offensively inept defense. Larsson doesn't change that.
- Jeffmt


Something to do with man games lost last year might have something to do with it too.
prismo
Location: Fan Free Agent
Joined: 06.28.2015

Jul 5 @ 12:22 AM ET
Where do people get this notion that the oilers are so much more offensive than NJ? We were 26 th in the league last year in goals. NJ was only 17 goals apart. And we just traded our best goal scorer away for a number 3 dman.
- Iggysbff

Having Larsson and presumably a healthy Klefbom will allow guys like Serkera, Davidson and Fayne to play a more appropriate spot in the lineup and in theory making them more effective.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:22 AM ET
Where do people get this notion that the oilers are so much more offensive than NJ? We were 26 th in the league last year in goals. NJ was only 17 goals apart. And we just traded our best goal scorer away for a number 3 dman.
- Iggysbff


Yeah, but they had Larsson and we didn't.

That should add 70-80 goals to our total... and take the same number off of NJ's totals.
prismo
Location: Fan Free Agent
Joined: 06.28.2015

Jul 5 @ 12:23 AM ET

- laughs2907

game, set, match
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:24 AM ET
Not taking any Chem classes, but...



- EdmHockeyMan


Such language! I'd like to wash your mouth out with (CH3(CH2)14CO2Na) and (CH3COONa)
wreckage
Florida Panthers
Location: Fuck Putin, fire Holland, AB
Joined: 07.29.2013

Jul 5 @ 12:25 AM ET
Non playoff team. But not a lottery squad either.
- Wildschwein


All teams that miss the playoffs are lottery bound.
EdmHockeyMan
Referee
Location: Lumbridge, AB
Joined: 06.24.2013

Jul 5 @ 12:25 AM ET
I say 35 is extremely low for a Paul Coffey/Bobby Orr hybrid... 70+ easily.
- laughs2907


Don't forget how he is going to be the next best complete defender since Lidstrom.

EdmHockeyMan
Referee
Location: Lumbridge, AB
Joined: 06.24.2013

Jul 5 @ 12:26 AM ET
Such language! I'd like to wash your mouth out with (CH3(CH2)14CO2Na) and (CH3COONa)
- laughs2907


laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:26 AM ET
game, set, match
- prismo


Rexall brand, genetically modified ginger pubes.
prismo
Location: Fan Free Agent
Joined: 06.28.2015

Jul 5 @ 12:27 AM ET
Rexall brand, genetically modified ginger pubes.
- laughs2907

ginger floss million dollar idea
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:28 AM ET
Don't forget how he is going to be the next best complete defender since Lidstrom.


- EdmHockeyMan


That's an insult to Larsson.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:29 AM ET
ginger floss million dollar idea
- prismo


I love it! Let's get started on this asap!

We'll target the Japanese market first.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Jul 5 @ 12:31 AM ET
God your the worst! You are all the worst parts of Hallfan and JB. All I can say is at least you didn't repost your dumb ass marchenko bullpoop again. Larson is going to be another Sekera if the Oil are lucky this year.
- NEONDOUBLEDION


Is that Norm Larson or Reed?
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