you're not gonna like the straw JB is gonna make you drink from
- Coga-PM4L

One night with me and you'll never hear from that little (frank)er again.

If theres free booze I'll go.
- Wildschwein

I will buy you the booze if you go with JB

One night with me and you'll never hear from that little (frank)er again.
- Wildschwein

So kind of like the shower scene in American History X

I will buy you the booze if you go with JB
- prismo

And the plane ticket. Ottawa ain't exactly next door.

So kind of like the shower scene in American History X
- prismo

More like the awkward murder/sex scene in Gone Girl.

I heard that scene actually took place in between takes. Norton had no idea the cameras were rolling, and they just decided to leave it in the film.
- laughs2907

I love method actors

More like the awkward murder/sex scene in Gone Girl.
- Wildschwein

And the plane ticket. Ottawa ain't exactly next door.
- Wildschwein

Laughs will hook you up with a plane ticket

I agree lets get over it. Oilers got hosed on the Hall deal so quit trying to justify it.
End of story.

More like the awkward murder/sex scene in Gone Girl.
- Wildschwein

There's no such thing as awkward murder/sex... Unless you misspelled "awesome"

Laughs will hook you up with a plane ticket
- prismo

Sure... Where does he want to go? Alberta? BC?

There's no such thing as awkward murder/sex... Unless you misspelled "awesome"
- laughs2907

Hey I'm not saying I didn't have a chub.

I agree lets get over it. Oilers got hosed on the Hall deal so quit trying to justify it.
End of story.
- ifiwasgm

No we didn't. We got a future multi-Norris winning, Paul Coffey/Bobby Orr hybrid.

Sure... Where does he want to go? Alberta? BC?
- laughs2907

Ottawa I guess.
Maybe I should drive. I'd hate to have my favourite boxcutter confiscated by airport security.

Find a prom date yet ? I hear Leon might be available
- prismo

To the wankers that call her chubby, he lost a ton of weight and has a visible 4-6 pack now, depending on how much "ice cream" she gets on a nightly basis.

Oh, she also loves Comic Cons and geeky stuff for those interested in that... Jero, you come to mind.

Sadly, some lucky (frank)er is already engaged to her.

Ottawa I guess.
Maybe I should drive. I'd hate to have my favourite boxcutter confiscated by airport security.
- Wildschwein

Oh I didn't realize... You're in Alberta now, eh?

If Clinton gets voted in, she and Trudeau will take all of our boxcutters... They'll take the good guys' boxcutters and then all of the bad guys will be going around with boxcutters... It's not like the bad guys are going to register them.

Every day I frequent my porn sites, and find at least 30 girls who are equal to, or hotter than her.
- laughs2907

To be fair, those 30 girls are sluts. Rumors are that she is still a virgin.

Those 30 "hot" girls probably got the D in them before they turned 18.

Find a prom date yet ? I hear Leon might be available
- prismo

In all seriousness, I'm either debating to ask this chick I know in my Biology class or just go with friends.

Nonetheless, it should be a great time.

Nothing is off limits with her
- prismo

lol including herpes

To be fair, those 30 girls are sluts. Rumors are that she is still a virgin.

Those 30 "hot" girls probably got the D in them before they turned 18.
- EdmHockeyMan

If she's a virgin, I'm Pope Francis

In all seriousness, I'm either debating to ask this chick I know in my Biology class or just go with friends.

Nonetheless, it should be a great time.
- EdmHockeyMan

Potential gang bang... talk about bold move

lol including herpes
- laughs2907

among other things

In all seriousness, I'm either debating to ask this chick I know in my Biology class or just go with friends.

Nonetheless, it should be a great time.
- EdmHockeyMan

Do you know any girls from chemistry class?

Potential gang bang... talk about bold move
- prismo

- laughs2907

He just needs to make sure they're fans of Craig MacTavish

http://www.urbandictionar...hp?term=Craig%20MacTavish