I'm eating some leftover jalapeno beans I got at this bbq place last night and I didn't think they'd be this spicy.
- Streit2ThePoint

god bless your poor little bumhole

grapes

Gave my daughter a bath and just as I put her down she threw up all over herself

- watsonnostaw

213

213
- PhillySportsGuy

2 is old enough to be your mother. pervert

Gave my daughter a bath and just as I put her down she threw up all over herself
- PhillySportsGuy

video please

still crippled.

big setback this morning. the mornings had been getting easier with each passing day until this morning.

someone hold me.

video please
- watsonnostaw

watson, it's the frankenstein walk.

still crippled.

big setback this morning. the mornings had been getting easier with each passing day until this morning.

someone hold me.
- kicksave856

*holds*

*holds*
- Gramps28

omg ty so much.

omg ty so much.
- kicksave856

- Gramps28

- kicksave856

the epitome of cool

the epitome of cool
- Gramps28

deano? love deano.

deano? love deano.
- kicksave856

of course. (frank)ing dean was the man.

watson, it's the frankenstein walk.
- kicksave856

this is very ezxciting,

take 2 asian whores to walk on your back for 45 minutes, then have them suck you off in the morning

this is very ezxciting,

take 2 asian whores to walk on your back for 45 minutes, then have them suck you off in the morning
- watsonnostaw

nice. ty.

guys, it feels a little better today. i think my setback was from the night before last when i tried to reach across my bed for a tshirt i had tossed on it.

still feeling poopty but not excruciating like yesterday. yesterday i didn't even know what i was going to do. i actually went home on lunch and lied (layed?) in bed for a half an hour.



thank you for the flowers and balloons.

those of you who are praying for me, stop. that's ridiculous.

(frank) it gets me every time.
- kicksave856

1 week until eks court date

1 week until eks court date
- watsonnostaw

he should wear the mask.

I’m drinking some hot thermaflu tea while I’m pooping and a bead of snot just dropped right into my cup

I’m drinking some hot thermaflu tea while I’m pooping and a bead of snot just dropped right into my cup
- Streit2ThePoint

its happening its happening

I’m drinking some hot thermaflu tea while I’m pooping and a bead of snot just dropped right into my cup
- Streit2ThePoint

- kicksave856

a person outside his/her or its home “has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his ground and use force, including deadly force if… (he/she or it) believes it is immediately necessary to do so to protect himself/herself or itself against death, serious bodily injury, kidnapping or sexual intercourse by force or threat.”