oh i forgot to tell you guys about the toilet. definitely gonna complain about the toilet.

somehow yesterday somebody managed to get their diarrhea not only all up the back of the seat, but up on the tank and even some on the lid of the tank.

not even sure how they managed to do this but it has to have been like a geyser. a diarrhea geyser. a diayser.

there's no way this person didn't walk around for the rest of the day with diarrhea all over the back of their shirt and possibly in their hair.
- kicksave856

our office has a poopsmearer

I used to work on the health and safety committee for a few weeks before I left that bullpoop (full of keeners and weirdohs), and I heard a story about how the womens bathroom always had poop smeared all over the stall walls

WTF!!

Seriously though, in tandem with regular exercise, it's an easier way to burn fat without losing too much nutrition.
- A_Tree

yes I have a buddy who did it and he lost weight very quickly the problem is the moment he took one bite of pizza he basically reverted to pre-diet weight.

it's pointless and temporary.


-1

a sassy director from work told me (while asking me to approve all his hardware purchases from our project) that if I asked him any more questions about his hardware purchases that he'll have to hire someone to answer all my questions

I asked like 3 questions and I only asked him because his incompetent subordinate could not answer them


- AustonPowers

to be fair to him, how many times have you mentioned the jonathans to him?

to be fair to him, how many times have you mentioned the jonathans to him?
- kicksave856

stop this nonsense!!! this is garbage, okay?

(also, LOL, good one)

our office has a poopsmearer

I used to work on the health and safety committee for a few weeks before I left that bullpoop (full of keeners and weirdohs), and I heard a story about how the womens bathroom always had poop smeared all over the stall walls

WTF!!
- AustonPowers

categorically false.

women don't even poop.

yes I have a buddy who did it and he lost weight very quickly the problem is the moment he took one bite of pizza he basically reverted to pre-diet weight.

it's pointless and temporary.


-1
- dt99999

I caved.

Ate a bunch of tostitos with cheese dip.

(frank)

I caved.

Ate a bunch of tostitos with cheese dip.

(frank)
- A_Tree

[quote=penguininnevada]

Mmmmm

the (frank) do you wear to a semi-formal bbq on a farm in nebraska

the (frank) do you wear to a semi-formal bbq on a farm in nebraska
- -davies-

A few weeks ago I ridiculed my wife for buying more cereal when we already had so much left. I told her we had enough to last 3 months and that we shouldn't even take a box if they gave it away for free. She didn't argue and just nodded her head (very unlike her).

Over the next 2 weeks, she has methodically polished off each and every box leaving the empty box on the table when finished. I don't even understand how it's possible. She would need to be eating two bowls everyday in order to do it. I think she's been taking some to work and eating it as a snack there and eating it for dinner when I'm at class. The only box left is the nutritional one you buy thinking you'll lose weight, but just never eat it because Cinnamon Toast Crunch is right there next to it.

Now, this affects me because I work from home and cereal is an easy, quick option. Having to make eggs or some other concoction is annoying. I have clearly made a mistake and I know she's waiting for me to either buy cereal or ask her to buy some next time she's at the grocery.

I don't know whether to just admit to being wrong or drag this out for 2.5 more months and say "See, 3 months was the proper amount of time to wait before buying cereal again."

A few weeks ago I ridiculed my wife for buying more cereal when we already had so much left. I told her we had enough to last 3 months and that we shouldn't even take a box if they gave it away for free. She didn't argue and just nodded her head (very unlike her).

Over the next 2 weeks, she has methodically polished off each and every box leaving the empty box on the table when finished. I don't even understand how it's possible. She would need to be eating two bowls everyday in order to do it. I think she's been taking some to work and eating it as a snack there and eating it for dinner when I'm at class. The only box left is the nutritional one you buy thinking you'll lose weight, but just never eat it because Cinnamon Toast Crunch is right there next to it.

Now, this affects me because I work from home and cereal is an easy, quick option. Having to make eggs or some other concoction is annoying. I have clearly made a mistake and I know she's waiting for me to either buy cereal or ask her to buy some next time she's at the grocery.

I don't know whether to just admit to being wrong or drag this out for 2.5 more months and say "See, 3 months was the proper amount of time to wait before buying cereal again."
- PhillySportsGuy

divorce

A few weeks ago I ridiculed my wife for buying more cereal when we already had so much left. I told her we had enough to last 3 months and that we shouldn't even take a box if they gave it away for free. She didn't argue and just nodded her head (very unlike her).

Over the next 2 weeks, she has methodically polished off each and every box leaving the empty box on the table when finished. I don't even understand how it's possible. She would need to be eating two bowls everyday in order to do it. I think she's been taking some to work and eating it as a snack there and eating it for dinner when I'm at class. The only box left is the nutritional one you buy thinking you'll lose weight, but just never eat it because Cinnamon Toast Crunch is right there next to it.

Now, this affects me because I work from home and cereal is an easy, quick option. Having to make eggs or some other concoction is annoying. I have clearly made a mistake and I know she's waiting for me to either buy cereal or ask her to buy some next time she's at the grocery.

I don't know whether to just admit to being wrong or drag this out for 2.5 more months and say "See, 3 months was the proper amount of time to wait before buying cereal again."
- PhillySportsGuy

Make pasta instead. Stand your ground.

divorce
- kicksave856

... is this heaven?

I think I'm going to wait the 2.5 months. If she eats the nutritional one, I'll concede

A few weeks ago I ridiculed my wife for buying more cereal when we already had so much left. I told her we had enough to last 3 months and that we shouldn't even take a box if they gave it away for free. She didn't argue and just nodded her head (very unlike her).

Over the next 2 weeks, she has methodically polished off each and every box leaving the empty box on the table when finished. I don't even understand how it's possible. She would need to be eating two bowls everyday in order to do it. I think she's been taking some to work and eating it as a snack there and eating it for dinner when I'm at class. The only box left is the nutritional one you buy thinking you'll lose weight, but just never eat it because Cinnamon Toast Crunch is right there next to it.

Now, this affects me because I work from home and cereal is an easy, quick option. Having to make eggs or some other concoction is annoying. I have clearly made a mistake and I know she's waiting for me to either buy cereal or ask her to buy some next time she's at the grocery.

I don't know whether to just admit to being wrong or drag this out for 2.5 more months and say "See, 3 months was the proper amount of time to wait before buying cereal again."
- PhillySportsGuy

Call her out on her excessive consumption.

divorce
- kicksave856

This definitely seems like a better long-term solution

Call her out on her excessive consumption.
- aschuter82

She'll just say she loves cereal.. I still don't understand how it's possible.

Maybe I'll just buy one box at a time and keep it hidden

She'll just say she loves cereal.. I still don't understand how it's possible.

Maybe I'll just buy one box at a time and keep it hidden
- PhillySportsGuy

Buy her favourite cereal for her & only buy that brand. Buy many many boxes but keep 1 exposed and the rest hidden.

then, as she eats the cereal, refill the box she eats from, with cereal from the other hidden boxes

repeat for 2.5 months until she hates her favourite cereal and you win the bet

Call her out on her excessive consumption.
- aschuter82

definitely.

or buy 3 cases worth of lucky charms and jam them in every cabinet, drawer, and counter space available.

everywhere. put a box in the shower, a box on her side of the bed, one on the passenger seat of her car..

definitely.

or buy 3 cases worth of lucky charms and jam them in every cabinet, drawer, and counter space available.

everywhere. put a box in the shower, a box on her side of the bed, one on the passenger seat of her car..
- kicksave856

BRO YOUR IDEAS ARE FIRE

She'll just say she loves cereal.. I still don't understand how it's possible.

Maybe I'll just buy one box at a time and keep it hidden
- PhillySportsGuy

IMO she can't have it both ways here.

Consumption needs to follow a pattern otherwise groceries become chaos. I've conditioned Mrs Schuter into this thinking over the past 5 years of marriage. She doesn't agree with it, and might hate me and her life because of it.

IMO she can't have it both ways here.

Consumption needs to follow a pattern otherwise groceries become chaos. I've conditioned Mrs Schuter into this thinking over the past 5 years of marriage. She doesn't agree with it, and might hate me and her life because of it.
- aschuter82

do a wife swap

I think I'm going to wait the 2.5 months. If she eats the nutritional one, I'll concede
- PhillySportsGuy

Tell her all the grain she's eating is making her fat.

RIP PSG