pulled a muscle down the right side of my neck within one second of being awake on a monday (frank)ing morning. was literally lifting my head off the pillow to get to the alarm clock.
- kicksave856

*cares*

*cares*
- dt99999

poop i totally posted that in the wrong thread then.

pulled a muscle down the right side of my neck within one second of being awake on a monday (frank)ing morning. was literally lifting my head off the pillow to get to the alarm clock.
- kicksave856

hate sleep related injuries

hate sleep related injuries
- -davies-

i also snore sometimes when i'm drunk and wake up with a sore throat.

i also snore sometimes when i'm drunk and wake up with a sore throat.
- kicksave856

That happened to me one time at a buddy's house

That happened to me one time at a buddy's house
- Streit2ThePoint

well since you were drunkenly sleeping at a buddy's house i'm guessing you guys had rough gay sex all night anyway so when you wake up with a sore throat just suck on something hard.

well since you were drunkenly sleeping at a buddy's house i'm guessing you guys had rough gay sex all night anyway so when you wake up with a sore throat just suck on something hard.
- kicksave856

*grabs green banana*

*grabs green banana*
- Streit2ThePoint

lol

my ezpass replacement transponder is lost in the US Mail somewhere near Dover Delaware

my ezpass replacement transponder is lost in the US Mail somewhere near Dover Delaware
- penguininnevada

maybe it's in the back of one of those USPS tractor-trailers, just racking up your account with every toll booth it passes.

maybe it's in the back of one of those USPS tractor-trailers, just racking up your account with every toll booth it passes.
- kicksave856

i hope so, the ultimate alibi

i hope so, the ultimate alibi
- penguininnevada

excellent point.

I'm eating some hard pretzels and the salt is mildly irritating my lips.

I'm eating some hard pretzels and the salt is mildly irritating my lips.
- Streit2ThePoint

are you sick

are you sick
- twiztedmike

possibly

possibly
- Streit2ThePoint

please get well

I'm having a very hard time eating this grapefruit right now. I only have a plastic spoon and every time I go to scoop out the innards it squished into grapefruit juice which I'm fine with but I'd like to get some of the pulp too

I'm having a very hard time eating this grapefruit right now. I only have a plastic spoon and every time I go to scoop out the innards it squished into grapefruit juice which I'm fine with but I'd like to get some of the pulp too
- Streit2ThePoint

Update. Now I got grapefruit juice in my eye. It doesn't burn too bad but it's not what I wanted.

Update. Now I got grapefruit juice in my eye. It doesn't burn too bad but it's not what I wanted.
- Streit2ThePoint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCXbn4MTnk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCXbn4MTnk
- Crimsoninja

lol

Update. Now I got grapefruit juice in my eye. It doesn't burn too bad but it's not what I wanted.
- Streit2ThePoint

not gonna lie, i was instantly worried about this when i read your original grapefruit post.

get well soon. heal up. trust the process.

not gonna lie, i was instantly worried about this when i read your original grapefruit post.

get well soon. heal up. trust the process.
- kicksave856

lol
- Streit2ThePoint

yes

i slept on my arm and hyperextended my elbow

huge work poop, guys.

the worst kind too. i can make it home and back on lunch if i know going into my lunch hour that this maneuver has to take place. but i was like 20 or 25 minutes into eating my lunch when the rumble hit. then the cramping and the pain and the all-encompassing feeling of doom that comes along with the knowledge that you have to use the work toilet and that you have to use it very very soon.

the only bit of anything that can be looked at as good news is that big fat greasy lee was released from his duties (lol doody) last thursday, so at least the top of the toilet seat would be clean.