what about the cracked pepper or the rosemary and olive oil??
- kicksave856

im done with flavored triscuits. the hummus makes them overkill

im done with flavored triscuits. the hummus makes them overkill
- Crimsoninja

this is big news.

this is big news.
- kicksave856

can you believe this guy tried to slip that in like it was no big deal

can you believe this guy tried to slip that in like it was no big deal
- Shutdown

he's unreal sometimes

i don't control the heat in my apartment because i rent from a private homeowner with a big ol house with 2 apartments built upstairs that have baseboard heat.

it is 33 american degrees outside with a steady wintry mix coming down so it is unlivable if i wanted to set up a tent out there to escape the fact that it is an unbearable 77.5 degrees in here.

i don't control the heat in my apartment because i rent from a private homeowner with a big ol house with 2 apartments built upstairs that have baseboard heat.

it is 33 american degrees outside with a steady wintry mix coming down so it is unlivable if i wanted to set up a tent out there to escape the fact that it is an unbearable 77.5 degrees in here.
- kicksave856

- PhillySportsGuy

dude. it's so hot.

if i wasn't about to leave i'd open a window.

dude. it's so hot.

if i wasn't about to leave i'd open a window.
- kicksave856

How old are your landlords?

How old are your landlords?
- PhillySportsGuy

i'd say they are a combined 136 years old

i'd say they are a combined 136 years old
- kicksave856

So perfect threesome material

So perfect threesome material
- PhillySportsGuy

the smell of ben gay has always been a huge turn on.

i am also partial to knee braces, catheters, and getting the cane involved.

So perfect threesome material
- PhillySportsGuy

he loves to listen to them (frank) like animals, headboard banging against the wall and a boxspring squeak gets his erection climbing

- PhillySportsGuy

none of that is true.

they prob haven't done it in 10 or 15 years.

they would both break hips and probably die in the bed if they even tried it.

now i've heard some loud thumps and wondered if i've just heard a human being fall to the ground for the very last time.

none of that is true.

they prob haven't done it in 10 or 15 years.

they would both break hips and probably die in the bed if they even tried it.

now i've heard some loud thumps and wondered if i've just heard a human being fall to the ground for the very last time.
- kicksave856

when they die, do you think you will be evicted within 45 days?

when they die, do you think you will be evicted within 45 days?
- penguininnevada

i think about the consequences sometimes, yes.

i think about the consequences sometimes, yes.
- kicksave856

BEST CASE SCENARIO, IS YOU START female dogING ABOUT A SMELL AND BOTH ARE DEAD, SO RENT FREE LIVING ENSUES

BEST CASE SCENARIO, IS YOU START female dogING ABOUT A SMELL AND BOTH ARE DEAD, SO RENT FREE LIVING ENSUES
- penguininnevada

i will pray for this every day.

forgot my phone today.

who the (frank) does that?

i sat it in a basket by the door, put my coat on, and then just walked away.

forgot my phone today.

who the (frank) does that?

i sat it in a basket by the door, put my coat on, and then just walked away.
- kicksave856

what's usually in the basket? just to drop off keys. phone, etc when you walk in?


the basket at this point is a source of intrigue.

i will pray for this every day.
- kicksave856

you can live with me kicksave856

forgot my phone today.

who the (frank) does that?

i sat it in a basket by the door, put my coat on, and then just walked away.
- kicksave856

Just sent you a dick pic, so you have something to look forward to when you get home.

Just sent you a dick pic, so you have something to look forward to when you get home.
- PhillySportsGuy

x2

what's usually in the basket? just to drop off keys. phone, etc when you walk in?


the basket at this point is a source of intrigue.
- dt99999

it's actually a laundry basket on the ottoman. from what i remember there was a pair of shorts and a hanger in the basket.

phone is a galaxy note so the entire house is probably gone by now from the fire. so i am on my way to twiztedmike's when i get out of work tonight.

Just sent you a dick pic, so you have something to look forward to when you get home.
- PhillySportsGuy

the anticipation is killing me