I think you kill Ke$ha (that's right, I spelled it the right way) because she is both useless and unattractive.

You marry Gaga because whatever, at least she's talented and probably has the highest net worth of the 3.

You (frank) Spears because she's probably the best looking of the 3.
- eichiefs9

So you like trannies

So you like trannies
- mdw7413

Whatever. Never said I had to bang her. At least she's talented.

The only movie I liked of his was Truman Show and that's because he wasn't trying to be funny/succeeding at being painfully annoying.
- eichiefs9

Dumb & Dumber, Me Myself and Irene, Pet Detective.. Was also hilarious as Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color

Dumb & Dumber, Me Myself and Irene, Pet Detective.. Was also hilarious as Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color
- mdw7413

Garbage, garbage, and the biggest pile of garbage ever made.

Never watched In Living Color, but it was probably garbage if he was on it.

Dumb & Dumber, Me Myself and Irene, Pet Detective.. Was also hilarious as Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color
- mdw7413

I never realized how poop your taste in movies were

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Seth Jones' six-year extension with #CBJ carries a $5.4M AAV.

I never realized how poop your taste in movies were
- rangerdanger94

Tell your mom I want my parrot back

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Seth Jones' six-year extension with #CBJ carries a $5.4M AAV.
- eichiefs9

Can't tell if that is a good deal or bad

Makes me loves McDonaghs deal though

Can't tell if that is a good deal or bad

Makes me loves McDonaghs deal though
- TPC

I think that's an amazing deal

Can't tell if that is a good deal or bad

Makes me loves McDonaghs deal though
- TPC

I think it will be a very good deal. Sure, you skip the bridge deal, but they seem him as a cornerstone, so it's worth it.

Oh come on that's not even close. Jack Black. Then you collect his liquified remains and put them through a second time just to be safe.
- eichiefs9

Can't tell if that is a good deal or bad

Makes me loves McDonaghs deal though
- TPC

I think it's a great deal. Probably overpay a bit now to make out like bandits on the backend. Jones is really good.

Lady Gaga, Kesha, Britney Spears

Kill marry (frank). Go.
- rangerdanger94

Can you marry Spears and kill the other two? Spears seems like everyday would be an adventure since I'm convinced she has multiple personalities, the other two just seem like irritants.

Can you marry Spears and kill the other two? Spears seems like everyday would be an adventure since I'm convinced she has multiple personalities, the other two just seem like irritants.
- Mr.Bobby

Additionally, can you (frank) the one you kill (after the fact)?

....Asking for a friend.

Additionally, can you (frank) the one you kill (after the fact)?

....Asking for a friend.
- eichiefs9

Yes but only if you marry them too

Can you marry Spears and kill the other two? Spears seems like everyday would be an adventure since I'm convinced she has multiple personalities, the other two just seem like irritants.
- Mr.Bobby

Oh come on that's not even close. Jack Black. Then you collect his liquefied remains and put them through a second time just to be safe.
- eichiefs9

Or feed the liquefied remains to Jonah Hill and tell him it's a smoothie that'll make him even skinnier

Or feed the liquefied remains to Jonah Hill and tell him it's a smoothie that'll make him even skinnier
- Bean_Dip

I have no issue with Jonah Hill, I like him.

Was going to add Paulie Shore but he isn't relevant any more.

Edit: He might be dead already, not sure
- mdw7413

Nope, most people don't know this but he's the owner of the Comedy Store in LA. His mom, Mitzi Shore, was the brains behind the place but Paulie has since taken over.

I have no issue with Jonah Hill, I like him.
- eichiefs9

He reminds me of lesser Matt's gf.

Not sure what you mean that Brass and Stepan are not top 6? They most certainly are top 6 just look at the numbers, you forget one of our best lines was Pouliot Brass and Zucc? Did you watch the refs hand the stanley cup to LA? Its kind of odd I didn't think the rangers would win the cup but if not for bs late penalty calls and a non call the rangers could have won! Hayes in his second year fallout is typical lets see how he bounces back however I do agree he is not a top 6 yet. Vanek would be a cheap pick up we do need to replace some of our bottom players and Vanek would come cheap do to his buy out.

Jan we need to get off the Stamkos bus there is no way we can compete since Florida has no state tax and NYC is one of the largest taxes. Shelling out over 10M for one player is not the answer to our problems. Why people have gotten on Girardi's case is beyond me he played hurt all year long. G is a trooper and will be back next year. Staal is more of a gamble however I have seen Staal so many times use his long reach to push pucks away from the oncoming forward! We don't need to trade for Shattenkirk he wants to be a rangers and all Jeff has to do is make that clear we want you next year when you are a UFA! Just wait the year we can get him here. In the meantime they should play Dylan and Brady and give them a ton of playing time to either entice a trade or just simply make them better for ourselves. The idea of giving away Nash for cheap is just insane I would rather have him since Nash always bounces back from a tough year! I would expect the same this year and with our lack of D this year is just another reason to keep Nash. What I would really like to see is Vanek on our third line this is a 1M cap hit and he most certainly can help on the PP. I would love to see if we could pull Pouliot back at half price from the Oilers that line of PBZ was an awesome sight to see!! The last thing we definitely need to do is STOP giving away our draft pics!!!! I seriously don't remember the last time we drafted in the first round.

I have no issue with Jonah Hill, I like him.
- eichiefs9

Not surprising, douchebags attract

Nope, most people don't know this but he's the owner of the Comedy Store in LA. His mom, Mitzi Shore, was the brains behind the place but Paulie has since taken over.
- Bean_Dip

Yeah, I knew that. I'm just basing it off of movies. All though Bio-Dome is an underrated classic.

It's feeling like a chipotle kind of lunch day boys

It's feeling like a chipotle kind of lunch day boys
- rangerdanger94

*prays RD gets listeria*