Arghhh, shiver me timbers!
- Pete V

That was when Jenna Jameson was hot!!

I remember that night. Your mom wanted me to dress like a pirate.
- mdw7413

Yarrrr, ramming speed! Me mateys be docking my wooden ship in yer port, ya slimey wench

Yarrrr, ramming speed! Me mateys be docking my wooden ship in yer port, ya slimey wench
- eichiefs9

You seem to have experience on this topic

That was when Jenna Jameson was hot!!
- mdw7413

Doesn't she have kids now? Imagine being the child of the most famous dumpster in history? Childhood will not be kind.

Yarrrr, ramming speed! Me mateys be docking my wooden ship in yer port, ya slimey wench
- eichiefs9

Sounds like you might have done this before... not judging

Edit: damn you TPC

You seem to have experience on this topic
- TPC

Pirates? Or plowing RD's mom in costume?

It's both. I have experience in both.

Doesn't she have kids now? Imagine being the child of the most famous dumpster in history? Childhood will not be kind.
- Mr.Bobby

Last I saw of her, it looks like her kids probably hatched from an egg.

Pirates? Or plowing RD's mom in costume?

It's both. I have experience in both.
- eichiefs9

Doesn't she have kids now? Imagine being the child of the most famous dumpster in history? Childhood will not be kind.
- Mr.Bobby

Yeah, but I bet she is a hit at parents/teachers night. I know I would show up instead of faking an illness.

Frankly I don't think NYR really needs to do much regardless. Yes I would like to see some cap space freed up moving Nash, Girardi or possibly Staal & fully agree at a cost that makes sense if eating salary balanced out with assets potentially returned but i don't think NYR's Stanley Cup window is closed or any where near closed.

They lost to the eventual Stanley Cup champion last season, made the conference final the season before that & the Stanley Cup final the season before that. Yes that's heading in the wrong direction but NYR has added a ton of youth over the last 3 seasons & all those players are young & have a ton more development & improvement coming. Kreider, Miller, Hayes, Fast & Lindberg.

At least 2 others will join the NHL as regulars next season McIlrath & Skjei as regular NHL Dman playing reduced roles but playing & probably 1 forward. I don't see Buchnevich making the jump straight to the NHL right out of camp. 1/2 a year of seasoning in the AHL is most likely arriving shortly after the All-Star break. Another young forward will be added. Hrivik had a 5 cup game of coffee last season & looks to potentially assume a 4th line checking role.

Factor in that the majority of the core Stepan, Brassard, Zuccarello, Staal & McDonaugh are all in their mid to late 20's as is the addition of Holden a very serviceable 4/5 Dman & the veterans, Staal, Girardi, Klein & Nash are all in their early 30's & NYR is positioned well to still compete for the Cup. Even Lundqvist at 34 isn't old by goalie standards. Luongo is 37, Brodeur played well right up to 38, his serious decline really didn't start until his 2nd to last season in the NHL at 38.

NYR posted 101 points last season good for 9th overall in the NHL 1 win out of the top 5. The future looks bright. Yes Staal & Girardi need to be better, yes once the RFA's are resigned the cap is tight but even if NYR does absolutely nothing they are a solid cup contender as currently;y constructed & even though they expended a ton of picks to acquire StLouis & Yandle who's playoff runs justify the cost paid by NYR.

The prospect cupboard is pretty bare now but the future is still now in NYR as the roster is littered with players well under 30. NYR may not have a top end #1 but they have 2 solid lower end #1 or high #2 centers in Brassard & Stepan. Moving forward now NYR needs to start rebuilding the prospect cupboard retaining their picks looking to move out older assets as they near the end of their contracts at the trade deadline to restock the draft pick kitty.

Frankly I don't think NYR really needs to do much regardless. Yes I would like to see some cap space freed up moving Nash, Girardi or possibly Staal & fully agree at a cost that makes sense if eating salary balanced out with assets potentially returned but i don't think NYR's Stanley Cup window is closed or any where near closed.

They lost to the eventual Stanley Cup champion last season, made the conference final the season before that & the Stanley Cup final the season before that. Yes that's heading in the wrong direction but NYR has added a ton of youth over the last 3 seasons & all those players are young & have a ton more development & improvement coming. Kreider, Miller, Hayes, Fast & Lindberg.

At least 2 others will join the NHL as regulars next season McIlrath & Skjei as regular NHL Dman playing reduced roles but playing & probably 1 forward. I don't see Buchnevich making the jump straight to the NHL right out of camp. 1/2 a year of seasoning in the AHL is most likely arriving shortly after the All-Star break. Another young forward will be added. Hrivik had a 5 cup game of coffee last season & looks to potentially assume a 4th line checking role.

Factor in that the majority of the core Stepan, Brassard, Zuccarello, Staal & McDonaugh are all in their mid to late 20's as is the addition of Holden a very serviceable 4/5 Dman & the veterans, Staal, Girardi, Klein & Nash are all in their early 30's & NYR is positioned well to still compete for the Cup. Even Lundqvist at 34 isn't old by goalie standards. Luongo is 37, Brodeur played well right up to 38, his serious decline really didn't start until his 2nd to last season in the NHL at 38.

NYR posted 101 points last season good for 9th overall in the NHL 1 win out of the top 5. The future looks bright. Yes Staal & Girardi need to be better, yes once the RFA's are resigned the cap is tight but even if NYR does absolutely nothing they are a solid cup contender as currently;y constructed & even though they expended a ton of picks to acquire StLouis & Yandle who's playoff runs justify the cost paid by NYR.

The prospect cupboard is pretty bare now but the future is still now in NYR as the roster is littered with players well under 30. NYR may not have a top end #1 but they have 2 solid lower end #1 or high #2 centers in Brassard & Stepan. Moving forward now NYR needs to start rebuilding the prospect cupboard retaining their picks looking to move out older assets as they near the end of their contracts at the trade deadline to restock the draft pick kitty.
- striker777

The only thing I would say, it's not like just got beat by the cup champ Pens...they struggle for most of the year last season

- TPC

What are you laughing at, Tiny Pecker Cabron?

Frankly I don't think NYR really needs to do much regardless. Yes I would like to see some cap space freed up moving Nash, Girardi or possibly Staal & fully agree at a cost that makes sense if eating salary balanced out with assets potentially returned but i don't think NYR's Stanley Cup window is closed or any where near closed.

They lost to the eventual Stanley Cup champion last season, made the conference final the season before that & the Stanley Cup final the season before that. Yes that's heading in the wrong direction but NYR has added a ton of youth over the last 3 seasons & all those players are young & have a ton more development & improvement coming. Kreider, Miller, Hayes, Fast & Lindberg.

At least 2 others will join the NHL as regulars next season McIlrath & Skjei as regular NHL Dman playing reduced roles but playing & probably 1 forward. I don't see Buchnevich making the jump straight to the NHL right out of camp. 1/2 a year of seasoning in the AHL is most likely arriving shortly after the All-Star break. Another young forward will be added. Hrivik had a 5 cup game of coffee last season & looks to potentially assume a 4th line checking role.

Factor in that the majority of the core Stepan, Brassard, Zuccarello, Staal & McDonaugh are all in their mid to late 20's as is the addition of Holden a very serviceable 4/5 Dman & the veterans, Staal, Girardi, Klein & Nash are all in their early 30's & NYR is positioned well to still compete for the Cup. Even Lundqvist at 34 isn't old by goalie standards. Luongo is 37, Brodeur played well right up to 38, his serious decline really didn't start until his 2nd to last season in the NHL at 38.

NYR posted 101 points last season good for 9th overall in the NHL 1 win out of the top 5. The future looks bright. Yes Staal & Girardi need to be better, yes once the RFA's are resigned the cap is tight but even if NYR does absolutely nothing they are a solid cup contender as currently;y constructed & even though they expended a ton of picks to acquire StLouis & Yandle who's playoff runs justify the cost paid by NYR.

The prospect cupboard is pretty bare now but the future is still now in NYR as the roster is littered with players well under 30. NYR may not have a top end #1 but they have 2 solid lower end #1 or high #2 centers in Brassard & Stepan. Moving forward now NYR needs to start rebuilding the prospect cupboard retaining their picks looking to move out older assets as they near the end of their contracts at the trade deadline to restock the draft pick kitty.
- striker777

TL;DR.

Jenna Jameson, do? Or Not Do?

TL;DR.

Jenna Jameson, do? Or Not Do?
- Mr.Bobby

Do, obviously.

TL;DR.

Jenna Jameson, do? Or Not Do?
- Mr.Bobby

Do we have a time machine?

Who do you throw in a wood chipper 1st? Jack Black or Jonah Hill

Who do you throw in a wood chipper 1st? Jack Black or Jonah Hill
- mdw7413

Oh come on that's not even close. Jack Black. Then you collect his liquified remains and put them through a second time just to be safe.

Oh come on that's not even close. Jack Black. Then you collect his liquified remains and put them through a second time just to be safe.
- eichiefs9

I hate it when we agree

Oh come on that's not even close. Jack Black. Then you collect his liquified remains and put them through a second time just to be safe.
- eichiefs9

Was going to add Paulie Shore but he isn't relevant any more.

Edit: He might be dead already, not sure

Was going to add Paulie Shore but he isn't relevant any more.
- mdw7413

Lady Gaga, Kesha, Britney Spears

Kill marry (frank). Go.

Was going to add Paulie Shore but he isn't relevant any more.
- mdw7413

Unpopular opinion: I'd use Jim Carrey to stuff Black's body into the chipper, and ultimately feed him through as well.

Lady Gaga, Kesha, Britney Spears

Kill marry (frank). Go.
- rangerdanger94

Lady Gaga, Spears, Kesha

Lady Gaga, Kesha, Britney Spears

Kill marry (frank). Go.
- rangerdanger94

I think you kill Ke$ha (that's right, I spelled it the right way) because she is both useless and unattractive.

You marry Gaga because whatever, at least she's talented and probably has the highest net worth of the 3.

You (frank) Spears because she's probably the best looking of the 3.

Unpopular opinion: I'd use Jim Carrey to stuff Black's body into the chipper, and ultimately feed him through as well.
- eichiefs9

Movie wise I though he was good in a decent amount of movies. I'm going by movie career

Movie wise I though he was good in a decent amount of movies. I'm going by movie career
- mdw7413

The only movie I liked of his was Truman Show and that's because he wasn't trying to be funny/succeeding at being painfully annoying.