As Much as I enjoy Offseason Talk...

I really just want to see hockey.

Is it September yet?
- MacT27

Enjoy the summer. You will have all winter to scream and yell at the tv cause the Rangers will suck.

Gorton is typically a very savvy and shrewd GM
- rangerdanger94

Tanners new blog is a beauty. He says a Doughty for Hall trade would be a huge lose for the Oilers

I will never forgive him for E Staal. He better pull a McDonagh/Gomez trade to get my trust back.
- mdw7413

Eric's your boy.

- eichiefs9

I hate you

- eichiefs9

Are the islanders gonna offer Vanek $100M over 10 years again? He'll probably still snub you and sign elsewhere for cheaper.

Are the islanders gonna offer Vanek $100M over 10 years again? He'll probably still snub you and sign elsewhere for cheaper.
- rangerdanger94

Someone's going to give that sack of poop too much money on Friday, and regret it by November.

Are the islanders gonna offer Vanek $100M over 10 years again? He'll probably still snub you and sign elsewhere for cheaper.
- rangerdanger94

Well then good. No harm, no foul.

Well then good. No harm, no foul.
- eichiefs9

I wouldn't want to commute to Brooklyn for $10M a year either

Someone's going to give that sack of poop too much money on Friday, and regret it by November.
- Mr.Bobby

I found out today if you don't run out and go see the new Ghostbusters you hate women and are worse than ISIS.

I wouldn't want to commute to Brooklyn for $10M a year either
- rangerdanger94

Good thing, because nobody would ever pay you $10M for anything ever.

I found out today if you don't run out and go see the new Ghostbusters you hate women and are worse than ISIS.
- mdw7413

I'd rather burn to death than watch that diarrhea movie.

Good thing, because nobody would ever pay you $10M for anything ever.
- eichiefs9

I can't hear you over the ticking of my mechanical Rolex

I found out today if you don't run out and go see the new Ghostbusters you hate women and are worse than ISIS.
- mdw7413

It's true, just like the wage gap and the vast right wing conspiracy and the fact that Donald Trump is responsible for Islamic terrorism even though that's been going on since before there was a US or Donald Trump.

I can't hear you over the ticking of my mechanical Rolex
- rangerdanger94

Try muting your computer speakers.

It's true, just like the wage gap and the vast right wing conspiracy and the fact that Donald Trump is responsible for Islamic terrorism even though that's been going on since before there was a US or Donald Trump.
- Mr.Bobby

I'm just amazed this is what we have come to. Don't want to go see a crappy movie, well you must beat women.... And what guy really would want to beat their wife? Then she can't do a good job in the kitchen and it makes vacuuming tough.

Try muting your computer speakers.
- eichiefs9

When I lived with my parents, I was hammered one night and decided to watch porn before bed. But I decided to watch a legit porn movie from start to finish and follow the storyline. I put on my headphones and turned up the volume to really immerse myself and I passed out like 2 minutes into the movie. Ended up waking up at 5 am with my headphones still on and the hour 30 minute movie played all the way through...I took off my headphones and turned off my computer and the Windows shutdown music played through my speakers. Turns out my headphones weren't actually plugged in and my parents likely heard the hour 30 minute movie blasting through my speakers in the middle of the night.

I'm just amazed this is what we have come to. Don't want to go see a crappy movie, well you must beat women.... And what guy really would want to beat their wife? Then she can't do a good job in the kitchen and it makes vacuuming tough.
- mdw7413

It's true, you might hurt her hands, then what kind of sandwich can you expect?

When I lived with my parents, I was hammered one night and decided to watch porn before bed. But I decided to watch a legit porn movie from start to finish and follow the storyline. I put on my headphones and turned up the volume to really immerse myself and I passed out like 2 minutes into the movie. Ended up waking up at 5 am with my headphones still on and the hour 30 minute movie played all the way through...I took off my headphones and turned off my computer and the Windows shutdown music played through my speakers. Turns out my headphones weren't actually plugged in and my parents likely heard the hour 30 minute movie blasting through my speakers in the middle of the night.
- rangerdanger94

Why did you pass out? Did you tighten the belt too tight around your neck?

It's true, you might hurt her hands, then what kind of sandwich can you expect?
- Mr.Bobby

Why did you pass out? Did you tighten the belt too tight around your neck?
- eichiefs9

Dude (frank) you

When I lived with my parents, I was hammered one night and decided to watch porn before bed. But I decided to watch a legit porn movie from start to finish and follow the storyline. I put on my headphones and turned up the volume to really immerse myself and I passed out like 2 minutes into the movie. Ended up waking up at 5 am with my headphones still on and the hour 30 minute movie played all the way through...I took off my headphones and turned off my computer and the Windows shutdown music played through my speakers. Turns out my headphones weren't actually plugged in and my parents likely heard the hour 30 minute movie blasting through my speakers in the middle of the night.
- rangerdanger94

I wonder if they got to follow the plot line?

- mdw7413

When I lived with my parents, I was hammered one night and decided to watch porn before bed. But I decided to watch a legit porn movie from start to finish and follow the storyline. I put on my headphones and turned up the volume to really immerse myself and I passed out like 2 minutes into the movie. Ended up waking up at 5 am with my headphones still on and the hour 30 minute movie played all the way through...I took off my headphones and turned off my computer and the Windows shutdown music played through my speakers. Turns out my headphones weren't actually plugged in and my parents likely heard the hour 30 minute movie blasting through my speakers in the middle of the night.
- rangerdanger94

I remember that night. Your mom wanted me to dress like a pirate.

I remember that night. Your mom wanted me to dress like a pirate.
- mdw7413

Arghhh, shiver me timbers!