I can't laughing
- TPC

"Steven, we're prepared to offer you $10 million a year for the next 7 years"

I can't laughing
- TPC

We need to take out Tom & Fenrir to an ellios dinner. I picture them with flies on there lips and Sally Struthers asking me to donate to them.

"Steven, we're prepared to offer you $10 million a year for the next 7 years"
- rangerdanger94

I am cracking up at work cause I can just imagine Gorton and AV being all serious and Sather getting the cheese all down his shirt

We need to take out Tom & Fenrir to an ellios dinner. I picture them with flies on there lips and Sally Struthers asking me to donate to them.
- mdw7413

"Steven, we're prepared to offer you $10 million a year for the next 7 years"
- rangerdanger94

The Solo cups make that poop classy.

I am cracking up at work cause I can just imagine Gorton and AV being all serious and Sather getting the cheese all down his shirt


- TPC

Stamkos just sitting opposite them like

The Solo cups make that poop classy.
- mdw7413

I can just imagine The Rangers brass being all serious and Stamkos going WTF is this shyt

We need to take out Tom & Fenrir to an ellios dinner. I picture them with flies on there lips and Sally Struthers asking me to donate to them.
- mdw7413

Just had waffles and eggs for breakfast. 2 dirty water dogs for lunch. I'm good.

Stamkos just sitting opposite them like

- rangerdanger94

I can just imagine The Rangers brass being all serious and Stamkos going WTF is this shyt
- TPC

It would be incredible. Two liter bottle of RC Cola next to the solo cups. An extra cup just to hold ice. A couple sporks. Bagged salad that is really just 99% ice berg lettuce.

Just had waffles and eggs for breakfast. 2 dirty water dogs for lunch. I'm good.
- tomburton99

I can't believe you don't put on weight.

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It would be incredible. Two liter bottle of RC Cola next to the solo cups. An extra cup just to hold ice. A couple sporks. Bagged salad that is really just 99% ice berg lettuce.
- mdw7413

This pitch would definitely work if we were courting Dustin Byufglien

This pitch would definitely work if we were courting Dustin Byufglien
- rangerdanger94

Could you imagine if the Rangers actually took Stamkos to an Ellios dinner as their pitch?
- rangerdanger94

Could you imagine if there was an actual Ellios Restaurant?

This pitch would definitely work if we were courting Dustin Byufglien
- rangerdanger94

But it has to be done on a boat with some booze.

We need to take out Tom & Fenrir to an ellios dinner. I picture them with flies on there lips and Sally Struthers asking me to donate to them.
- mdw7413

3 eggs with cheese for breakfast. Peanut butter and apples for lunch along with a handful of walnuts.

3 eggs with cheese for breakfast. Peanut butter and apples for lunch along with a handful of walnuts.
- Fenrir

Healthy. Me not so much.

Could you imagine if there was an actual Ellios Restaurant?
- Fenrir

Ask and you shall receive

Could you imagine if there was an actual Ellios Restaurant?
- Fenrir

My street meat joint has their own sit down restaurant now

- rangerdanger94

TPC's idea of the perfect date.

Healthy. Me not so much.
- tomburton99

That's why I outweigh you.

TPC's idea of the perfect date.
- Fenrir

Get rid of the Doritos and throw a little rum in those cups, lets go

My street meat joint has their own sit down restaurant now
- rangerdanger94

Do you have your own table?

Get rid of the Doritos and throw a little rum in those cups, lets go
- TPC

The olive bowl makes it classy.