Yo frank you guys, leave me and my frozen pizza alone

But it would sure make games against the Isles more interesting.
- Fenrir

Josh Bailey will kick the crap out of all of them, climb the pile and do chain-pushups atop the mountain of Ranger carcasses.

Josh Bailey will kick the crap out of all of them, climb the pile and do chain-pushups atop the mountain of Ranger carcasses.
- eichiefs9

Kreider would ride in on the zamboni and finish him off though

Josh Bailey will kick the crap out of all of them, climb the pile and do chain-pushups atop the mountain of Ranger carcasses.
- eichiefs9

I couldn't find that pick the other day I was looking for it when your dumbass blog was arguing who was going to fight for JT.

I couldn't find that pick the other day I was looking for it when your dumbass blog was arguing who was going to fight for JT.
- mdw7413

Go over there now. Casey Cizikas is our 2nd best center.

Go over there now. Casey Cizikas is our 2nd best center.


- eichiefs9

I was already over.

I'm telling myself " Do..... not.... type...."

I don't know about the tux though... I think you have to leave the state of PA to grab one of those babies.
- mdw7413

I guess you have never heard of the Pennsylvania Tuxedo?

https://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2016/06/25/the-courting-of-steven-stamkos-has-begun-in-earnest-feschuk.html

So apparently the Rangers are going to offer Stamks "gazallians" of dollars. Cool, I guess he will sign here then
- TPC

We're gonna turn into a slow paced, heavy hitting team.
- rangerdanger94

I think we could manage a combo of both speed and heavy hitting. Smith-Pelley, Matt Martin, McIlrath, Miller and if Kreider ever decides to play physical on a consistent basis. Plus didn't Holden lead the AVs in hits last year? Combine that with getting some speed to replace Nash and if Stamkos is signed u add his speed and likely lose Stepans blazing speed. Buchnevich, Stamkos, Kreider, Miller, Helm (if we sign him), from what I remember DSP can skate for his size. Wouldn't be a bad mixture of the 2 IMO.

I guess you have never heard of the Pennsylvania Tuxedo?

- Fenrir

Thats exactly how I picture Matt on July 1st. An old style cast oven cooking ellios and a pipe with smoldering tobacco next to his barcalounger.

I think we could manage a combo of both speed and heavy hitting. Smith-Pelley, Matt Martin, McIlrath, Miller and if Kreider ever decides to play physical on a consistent basis. Plus didn't Holden lead the AVs in hits last year? Combine that with getting some speed to replace Nash and if Stamkos is signed u add his speed and likely lose Stepans blazing speed. Buchnevich, Stamkos, Kreider, Miller, Helm (if we sign him), from what I remember DSP can skate for his size. Wouldn't be a bad mixture of the 2 IMO.
- nyrangers9479

Basically to sum up lets just sign everybody

I was already over.

I'm telling myself " Do..... not.... type...."
- mdw7413

- eichiefs9

Classic!
Did Josh get his chest waxed just for the ad?

- eichiefs9

Have to save this.

Have to save this.
- mdw7413

In your spankbank?

In your spankbank?
- eichiefs9

Probably in my vintage porn folder.

Probably in my vintage porn folder.
- mdw7413

In your spankbank?
- eichiefs9

You catch your boy Spiegels video blog?

You catch your boy Spiegels video blog?
- Mr.Bobby

Yep. Nice to see him working from "The House that Internet Multi-Level Marketing Scams Built"

Greetings friends.... Lets see.... Matt Martin, Stamkos, Erickson,Lucic, Okposo,Vanek,Nelson, all to NYR e5.......Its a lock boys, every free agent wants to come to our glorious team... All hail Gorton.

Time to find some undrafted players

One way or another, this week will be interesting.

#BlanketStatement

What if the Rangers did a complete 180 and signed Lucic, Martin, Tootoo, and Backes.
- rangerdanger94

One way or another, this week will be interesting.

#BlanketStatement
- MidnightMarauder

#WayToGoOutOnALimb

#TomsGonnaHateEveryMove

Time to find some undrafted players
- PapaSquat

Enjoy Keith Yandle Year four of his new contract.