I can hear Rick Jeanneret now on November 3rd. "And the Leafs will be shorthanded again after another buffoonish hooking penalty by their captain Kadri. O'Reilly wins the faceoff clean back to stamkos, stamkos to Vesey, back to Stamkos, fakes the shot, passes to Eichel, SCORRRRRES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEICHEL! Top shelf where momma hides the cookies from Stamkos and Vesey on the POWWWWWWWERPLAY! Now Babcock is calling Anderson to the bench after Buffalo makes it 5-0 with 3 minutes left in the first period!"
- Hatboro_Swords

From the sabres thread

Text from a source who has only given me info a few times but has a 100% accuracy rating...

We're 100% offering Stamkos 12 million. Whether he takes it or not is unclear obviously as we can't present it to him till tomorrow. But I bet he takes it unless he decides last min to accept Lighting discount offer.
- Fakepartofme

I think Steven will Leaf some money to sign with Toronto.

he'll make much more in TOR with endorsements anyway. a 10-10.5M cap hit is fine because the endorsements will add up to over 12M that Buffalo is apparently offering.

I can hear Rick Jeanneret now on November 3rd. "And the Leafs will be shorthanded again after another buffoonish hooking penalty by their captain Kadri. O'Reilly wins the faceoff clean back to stamkos, stamkos to Vesey, back to Stamkos, fakes the shot, passes to Eichel, SCORRRRRES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEICHEL! Top shelf where momma hides the cookies from Stamkos and Vesey on the POWWWWWWWERPLAY! Now Babcock is calling Anderson to the bench after Buffalo makes it 5-0 with 3 minutes left in the first period!"
- Hatboro_Swords

Your from Buffalo alright.

I can hear Rick Jeanneret now on November 3rd. "And the Leafs will be shorthanded again after another buffoonish hooking penalty by their captain Kadri. O'Reilly wins the faceoff clean back to stamkos, stamkos to Vesey, back to Stamkos, fakes the shot, passes to Eichel, SCORRRRRES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEICHEL! Top shelf where momma hides the cookies from Stamkos and Vesey on the POWWWWWWWERPLAY! Now Babcock is calling Anderson to the bench after Buffalo makes it 5-0 with 3 minutes left in the first period!"
- Hatboro_Swords

We can only hope that the Sabres overpay and spend $12 Million plus, per year, to get Stamkos. A nice 7 year cap killer, that'll cripple any chance of them doing much, in the playoffs.

Your from Buffalo alright.
- iTOLDu

you are

I think Steven will Leaf some money to sign with Toronto.

he'll make much more in TOR with endorsements anyway. a 10-10.5M cap hit is fine because the endorsements will add up to over 12M that Buffalo is apparently offering.
- MCharisma91

Vesey

From the sabres thread

Text from a source who has only given me info a few times but has a 100% accuracy rating...

We're 100% offering Stamkos 12 million. Whether he takes it or not is unclear obviously as we can't present it to him till tomorrow. But I bet he takes it unless he decides last min to accept Lighting discount offer.
- Fakepartofme

They are going to be so butt hurt when he signs his $9.1M deal with Toronto...

you are
- Symba007

You'd.

You'd.
- iTOLDu

be

I can hear Rick Jeanneret now on November 3rd. "And the Leafs will be shorthanded again after another buffoonish hooking penalty by their captain Kadri. O'Reilly wins the faceoff clean back to stamkos, stamkos to Vesey, back to Stamkos, fakes the shot, passes to Eichel, SCORRRRRES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEICHEL! Top shelf where momma hides the cookies from Stamkos and Vesey on the POWWWWWWWERPLAY! Now Babcock is calling Anderson to the bench after Buffalo makes it 5-0 with 3 minutes left in the first period!"
- Hatboro_Swords

Followed 7.5 months later by "with the 9th overall pick, the Buffalo Sabres are proud to select"

They are going to be so butt hurt when he signs his $9.1M deal with Toronto...
- Deeps27

or everyone will be pissed once he signs with Detroit

Why are Sabres fans so obsessed with Toronto? I don't get it.
- PlatosRepucklic

Same reason that Senators fans are.......closet Leafs fans, that were left at the alter.

Have fun tonight Leafs fans. It should help ease the pain of the deep sea diving you'll be doing in the bottom of the Atlantic for the next 3 years. In the meantime, you should become a fan of the blue and gold now and avoid the rush. Vesey and Stamkos will make the Sabres Great Again.
- Hatboro_Swords

Admit it...you typed this out a couple times before you settled on the phrasing.

Followed 7.5 months later by "with the 9th overall pick, the Buffalo Sabres are proud to select"
- markmark

Erroneous. GMTM would never use that many words to announce a pick.

Mark Spector ‏@SportsnetSpec 1m1 minute ago
Hearing Subban to EDM has cooled. MTL GM Bergevin needs home run. Price is scary high.
Will ask come down by 7 ET?

Mark Spector ‏@SportsnetSpec 1m1 minute ago
Hearing Subban to EDM has cooled. MTL GM Bergevin needs home run. Price is scary high.
Will ask come down by 7 ET?
- MCharisma91

Subbans NMC kicks in on Jul. 1 does it not? Bergevin's really made things tough on himself.

Admit it...you typed this out a couple times before you settled on the phrasing.
- Deeps27

Did it sound rehearsed? It felt like I rushed it.

or everyone will be pissed once he signs with Detroit
- Symba007

It would be nice, but I'm not counting on Stamkos in TOR. Sabres fans just want to get one up on Toronto somehow after Babcock, and the fact Buffalo is the 32nd worst city in a 31 team league.

Anyone got a link for tonight? First row doesnt always have great links for draft/trade deadline shows.

Mark Spector ‏@SportsnetSpec 1m1 minute ago
Hearing Subban to EDM has cooled. MTL GM Bergevin needs home run. Price is scary high.
Will ask come down by 7 ET?
- MCharisma91

The Habs look like they're about to panic and do something stupid.......sounds very Leafy, from 10 years ago.

Subbans NMC kicks in on Jul. 1 does it not? Bergevin's really made things tough on himself.
- 1979AD

Yup...they got a week..gonna be hard for them, but they did it to themselves.

Did it sound rehearsed? It felt like I rushed it.
- Hatboro_Swords

No, pace was good, but it seemed over-engineered. You guys are putting too much effort into it...cool kids don't have to try...they're just cool.

Anyone got a link for tonight? First row doesnt always have great links for draft/trade deadline shows.
- Wissler

Check reddit later on

Did it sound rehearsed? It felt like I rushed it.
- Hatboro_Swords

I'll give you a . Sabres fan or not that was a good response.








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