Both my kids go to bed at 8pm, sleep till 7-7:30 and are 3 and 1

What a Richard! LOL

If my dad that to my daughter I'd break his hip and say 'good luck walkin'
- WhatTheNuck

Poor Marwood

It's like being proud of 2-minutes of Sex
- I-own_da-Northwest

I fail to see your point.

Poor Marwood

- I-own_da-Northwest

Ha

You may need something a bit harder than that. I recommend a good bottle of scotch.
- WhatTheNuck

Whiskey and Scotch are two drinks I just don't enjoy.

What the hell is a burpee?
- VANTEL

I fail to see your point.
- WhatTheNuck

It's not about her anyways

Here's a game I taught my Daughter, it's called Rabbit. Sit her down and tell her we are going to play a game, it's called Rabbit and when she asks how you play it you tell her I'll fart and you grab it.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Hell no! She will want to play that with me. She is gassy.

- thundachunk

If a girl did this in lulus, it would make her awfully vulnerable in that B position.

It's not about her anyways
- I-own_da-Northwest

Amen. The faster I get it done the faster I get to sleep. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Whiskey and Scotch are two drinks I just don't enjoy.
- manvanfan

That's incredibly unfortunate. Maybe you haven't had to right one yet?

Amen. The faster I get it done the faster I get to sleep. Ain't nobody got time for that.
- WhatTheNuck

2 pump chump we shall call you then.

I wish my kids are my alarm clock. 6:15am clockwork.
- thundachunk

Same.
4 year old.
Up at 5:45am, every god dam day.
His routine includes turning every light on in the house, grabbing the cat and then jumping in our bed...

Same.
4 year old.
Up at 5:45am, every god dam day.
His routine includes turning every light on in the house, grabbing the cat and then jumping in our bed...
- dbot

My kids inherited my farmer blood... Up with the sun


That means 4am at this time of year but on my days off in the winter it's hard to get their butts outta bed before 8.

Britain votes to leave the EU, there wont be a draft tomorrow.

2 pump chump we shall call you then.
- manvanfan

(frank) that, I make her do the pumping.

2 pump chump we shall call you then.
- manvanfan

Or... If she lets him go twice we should call him champion

Britain votes to leave the EU, there wont be a draft tomorrow.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Recession?

That's incredibly unfortunate. Maybe you haven't had to right one yet?
- WhatTheNuck

A friend used to feed me McCallans. It was a $149 bottle of scotch. Was Okay.

(frank) that, I make her do the pumping.
- WhatTheNuck

do you actually live in cumberland?

My kids inherited my farmer blood... Up with the sun


That means 4am at this time of year but on my days off in the winter it's hard to get their butts outta bed before 8.
- I-own_da-Northwest

Ouch, If I could send a bro huge on here or something I totally would.

A friend used to feed me McCallans. It was a $149 bottle of scotch. Was Okay.
- manvanfan

It's defintely not all about the cost. I am a big Glenlivet fan a long as it's 15 years old or more. Dalmore is another decent scotch but some can be a little too smoky for my taste.

Forty Creek Double Barrel Reserve is a solid whisky that I like alot and the ever so elusive 18 year old Wiser bottles are quite delicious too.

I've had a 21 year old Glenfiddich that was unreal but it's 300 a bottle I think...

do you actually live in cumberland?
- manvanfan

Absolutely. The land of hipsters and pot smokers. Beautiful place for the outdoors. Oh and rednecks.

Recession?

- I-own_da-Northwest

Japan's Nikkei is down 7% already

We'll see how much the pound falls tomorrow.

It's defintely not all about the cost. I am a big Glenlivet fan a long as it's 15 years old or more. Dalmore is another decent scotch but some can be a little too smoky for my taste.

Forty Creek Double Barrel Reserve is a solid whisky that I like alot and the ever so elusive 18 year old Wiser bottles are quite delicious too.

I've had a 21 year old Glenfiddich that was unreal but it's 300 a bottle I think...
- WhatTheNuck

Glenlivet is a terrific one. I'm a big fan of Jack Daniels' Single Barrel, it's about 2x what ol #7 costs but well worth it, really smooth for a bourbon.