- poohcrumbs

Bah bah bah bah buh...I'm loving it?

Bah bah bah bah buh...I'm loving it?
- AdamFrench

Should call him the Swiss Army knife, he's got a lot of tools.

So many Leafs jelly bones around heading into the draft.

I. (frank)ING. LOVE. IT.
- As_I_See_It

It's so enjoyable. So rich and chocolatey.

Mike Augello: Leafs Likely To Be Unharmed By Expansion Draft
- mikeinbuffalo

lol, another big bold prediction! This is like saying the chubby girl is unlikely to get asked to dance on Saturday night.

lol, another big bold prediction! This is like saying the chubby girl is unlikely to get asked to dance on Saturday night.
- JLO961

I love it, do another one!

lol, another big bold prediction! This is like saying the chubby girl is unlikely to get asked to dance on Saturday night.
- JLO961

Maybe your mom can clean your room instead

lol, another big bold prediction! This is like saying the chubby girl is unlikely to get asked to dance on Saturday night.
- JLO961

Does this mean your wife was chubby when you asked her?

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Does this mean your wife was chubby when you asked her?

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- sloppyseconds2

- dmnted

That's not really chubby, that's what Jamaican guys would call 'tick'.

- dmnted

Who's the dude?

-Pete26

I love it, do another one!
- Zezel

Like saying Edmonton will finish bottom 3 next year.

Like saying Edmonton will finish bottom 3 next year.
- Tumbleweed

Stranger things have happened. They don't have to worry about the expansion draft either, they can just expose Yakupov.

"“He doesn’t like anything I want him to eat. He really likes nachos with the cheese. He likes Skittles, too, but I’m like, ‘don’t tell people that’ (he let it slip during the presser)."


Mitch Mar-shawn

jays

"“He doesn’t like anything I want him to eat. He really likes nachos with the cheese. He likes Skittles, too, but I’m like, ‘don’t tell people that’ (he let it slip during the presser)."


Mitch Mar-shawn
- lumlums

I had this girlfriend who was bulimic and loved skittles. Things didn't work out, and then a subsequent girlfriend gave me the idea for the greatest parting shot. I could have stage-whispered 'Taste The Rainbow - In Reverse!'. One day, when I get my hands on the time machine.

jays
- daeth

Chirp chirp

I had this girlfriend who was bulimic and loved skittles. Things didn't work out, and then a subsequent girlfriend gave me the idea for the greatest parting shot. I could have stage-whispered 'Taste The Rainbow - In Reverse!'. One day, when I get my hands on the time machine.
- Zezel

Meh just slap her when you see her

I had this girlfriend who was bulimic and loved skittles. Things didn't work out, and then a subsequent girlfriend gave me the idea for the greatest parting shot. I could have stage-whispered 'Taste The Rainbow - In Reverse!'. One day, when I get my hands on the time machine.
- Zezel

Meh just slap her when you see her
- systemtool

Nah, that would just sting for a moment, subtle insinuations about weight do psychological damage that never heals.

Nah, that would just sting for a moment, subtle insinuations about weight do psychological damage that never heals.
- Zezel

True. Get her pregnant. Excellent plan.

the new double play rule is so lame

the new double play rule is so lame
- daeth

Yup. Shouldn't have to pay for two Jews when you only get one. Totally agree.

True. Get her pregnant. Excellent plan.
- systemtool

I'd get a vasectomy first. I'd give myself one.

I'd get a vasectomy first. I'd give myself one.
- Zezel

And then slap her?

And then slap her?
- systemtool

Nah, just throw a bunch of skittles at her and call her Mitch Marner.