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mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 2:42 PM ET
Gotta get the cheeks waxed to.
- tomburton99




Is it just me or did southpark get the idea of the jakovsaurs by looking at Cameron Diaz.

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 2:43 PM ET
Hot sauce and ketchup. Sriracha, Tabasco etc are acceptable.
- tomburton99


Tabasco is the only acceptable one of the bunch. And thats only a once in awhile thing when you want to clean the colon.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 2:44 PM ET
One at a time or all at once? Sounds like a lot of work to be honest.
- Wildschwein

I'm stuffed, to be honest.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 2:45 PM ET
See, easy.

Hawks will be fine, it's a deal that works for both since Carolina has the cap space to absorb Bickell's dog sh!t deal and acquire a potential top six forward for picks in which they have more than their share of.

- MidnightMarauder

Agreed. Good deal for both teams.
nyrsucks
Florida Panthers
Location: LA, CA
Joined: 06.07.2013

Jun 15 @ 2:45 PM ET
I think Rangers should re-sign him... We gave up two 2 round picks for him..
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 2:46 PM ET


Is it just me or did southpark get the idea of the jakovsaurs by looking at Cameron Diaz.


- mdw7413

And now for something completely different.
Never noticed while watching that episode, but now that you point it out...
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 2:48 PM ET
I think Rangers should re-sign him... We gave up two 2 round picks for him..
- nyrsucks

Speaking of 5 guys dumping on your face
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 2:48 PM ET
And now for something completely different.
Never noticed while watching that episode, but now that you point it out...

- Fenrir


Just popped in my head. Sorry.

I just don't see the appeal of her.
MidnightMarauder
New York Rangers
Location: My own bubble, YT
Joined: 04.02.2007

Jun 15 @ 2:48 PM ET
I think Rangers should re-sign him... We gave up two 2 round picks for him..
- nyrsucks



Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 2:52 PM ET
Just popped in my head. Sorry.

I just don't see the appeal of her.

- mdw7413

Me either
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jun 15 @ 2:55 PM ET
You should be here when NYRsux tries to explain how 5 guys take a dump on his face all at the same time. It's tantalizing.
- tomburton99


Errr I'll keep it in mind...
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jun 15 @ 2:58 PM ET
Just popped in my head. Sorry.

I just don't see the appeal of her.

- mdw7413


The trick is to not pay attention to her face.

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 3:02 PM ET
The trick is to not pay attention to her face.


- Wildschwein


To tall, like the short compact ones. Having sex with her would be like banging a female Dirk Nowitzki.
mrn22
New York Rangers
Location: CT
Joined: 05.22.2014

Jun 15 @ 3:06 PM ET
To tall, like the short compact ones. Having sex with her would be like banging a female Dirk Nowitzki.
- mdw7413


When I was going to school at UTampa she and Arod were running on our track one day and of course everyone had to go take a look. shes a facking giant in person, like bigger than arod was
jimbro83
New York Rangers
Location: Lets Go Rangers!, NY
Joined: 12.25.2009

Jun 15 @ 3:07 PM ET
When I was going to school at UTampa she and Arod were running on our track one day and of course everyone had to go take a look. shes a facking giant in person, like bigger than arod was
- mrn22


There's definitely something about her
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 3:07 PM ET
When I was going to school at UTampa she and Arod were running on our track one day and of course everyone had to go take a look. shes a facking giant in person, like bigger than arod was
- mrn22




Yeah, give me a 5'2 Salma Hayek any day
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 3:10 PM ET


Yeah, give me a 5'2 Salma Hayek any day

- mdw7413

How badly do you want to (frank) Danny DeVito?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jun 15 @ 3:16 PM ET


Yeah, give me a 5'2 Salma Hayek any day

- mdw7413


jimbro83
New York Rangers
Location: Lets Go Rangers!, NY
Joined: 12.25.2009

Jun 15 @ 3:16 PM ET
How badly do you want to (frank) Danny DeVito?
- eichiefs9


thanks for making me spit my drink out
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 3:17 PM ET
How badly do you want to (frank) Danny DeVito?
- eichiefs9


You have no idea.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 3:17 PM ET

- Wildschwein


Girardi for Hall just for that gif.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Jun 15 @ 3:18 PM ET
Speaking of 5 guys dumping on your face
- Fenrir

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jun 15 @ 3:19 PM ET
Girardi for Hall just for that gif.
- mdw7413


Only if you post pics of your first DeVito tryst.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Jun 15 @ 3:19 PM ET
To tall, like the short compact ones. Having sex with her would be like banging a female Dirk Nowitzki.
- mdw7413

She's 5'9?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 3:19 PM ET
thanks for making me spit my drink out
- jimbro83

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