I hope you get replaced by automatic fleshlights
- rangerdanger94

Do fry machines clean the toilet
- eichiefs9

- mdw7413

Some guy at that company actually looked at that final product and was like "yup looks good. Let's mass produce it and market it towards kids."

That poop is literally a vagina looking thing that kids stick an anal bead looking thing into that the kids then blow

Some guy at that company actually looked at that final product and was like "yup looks good. Let's mass produce it and market it towards kids."

That poop is literally a vagina looking thing that kids stick an anal bead looking thing into that the kids then blow
- rangerdanger94

- mdw7413

If a gif is a grade this is Eric Staal's during his Ranger tenure:

Everyone. I just had a pork roll sandwich. It was delicious. It had salt, pepper and ketchup on it. It did not have jelly on it.

Carry on.

ffs someone make a move

McDonagh and Brassard for Nurse, Draisatl, and the 4th overall
- rangerdanger94

I'm fine with this. Keep Stepan. Still trade the 4th for Kulikov and 23rd overall. (Speaks Russian for Buch)

Everyone. I just had a pork roll sandwich. It was delicious. It had salt, pepper and ketchup on it. It did not have jelly on it.

Carry on.
- Mr.Bobby

Get the (frank) out of my State

Get the (frank) out of my State
- mdw7413

You don't like ketchup? These guys are right, you are a gun toting nutjob.

You don't like ketchup? These guys are right, you are a gun toting nutjob.
- Mr.Bobby

Only on fries and hamburgers. You ruined a perfectly good pork roll sandwich, hipster

Only on fries and hamburgers. You ruined a perfectly good pork roll sandwich, hipster
- mdw7413

Yea all I need is pork roll on bread/toast and its good enough on its own

Only on fries and hamburgers. You ruined a perfectly good pork roll sandwich, hipster
- mdw7413

If I were a hipster I would have put sriracha on it you right wing lunatic.

Only on fries and hamburgers. You ruined a perfectly good pork roll sandwich, hipster
- mdw7413

wait whats a pork roll again?

Yea all I need is pork roll on bread/toast and its good enough on its own
- TPC

I purchased this pork roll this morning in your neck of the woods.

wait whats a pork roll again?
- mrn22

You're dead to me....

If I were a hipster I would have put sriracha on it you right wing lunatic.
- Mr.Bobby

No you put ketchup on it to be different you patchouli smelling, man bun left wing hippy.

I'm fine with this. Keep Stepan. Still trade the 4th for Kulikov and 23rd overall. (Speaks Russian for Buch)
- nyrangers9479

I don't see why Florida, a team who's youth is finally maturing into veteran impact NHL players and are trying to establish themselves as a perennial playoff contender, would trade a key veteran blue liner who is helping them today for a 4th overall pick who will take years to develop.

Florida as a franchise is at the point where they are trading their draft picks for players, not the other way around.

You're dead to me....
- mdw7413

cause it sounds like a shlong

No you put ketchup on it to be different you patchouli smelling, man bun left wing hippy.
- mdw7413

Your pork roll is probably terrible with the taste of gunpowder and Jesus on it.

I don't see why Florida, a team who's youth is finally maturing into veteran impact NHL players and are trying to establish themselves as a perennial playoff contender, would trade a key veteran blue liner who is helping them today for a 4th overall pick who will take years to develop.

Florida as a franchise is at the point where they are trading their draft picks for players, not the other way around.
- rangerdanger94

Dave Bolland failed his physical and the Panthers can't buy him out

You're dead to me....
- mdw7413

You ever have a pork bun from one of those Japanese ramen places?

Now that poop is fuego

You ever have a pork bun from one of those Japanese ramen places?

Now that poop is fuego
- rangerdanger94

yup those are dank as tits

Your pork roll is probably terrible with the taste of gunpowder and Jesus on it.
- Mr.Bobby