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mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:51 PM ET
I have no idea what axe smells like. From the commercials I imagine they smell like a combination of garlic, spray tan and hair gel.
- Mr.Bobby

Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:52 PM ET
It smells like date-rape
- eichiefs9



So it goes well with this wardrobe?

Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:53 PM ET
When did you finally come out as lesbian?
- eichiefs9

During high school of course, I hear it's all the rage nowadays.
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eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:54 PM ET
Yeah, it was more of like a surfer haircut from Fast Times, had to pull the sides behind my ears.
- mdw7413

Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:54 PM ET
You've got to diversify, nothing wrong with smelling good while wearing a Slayer T-Shirt.
- Mr.Bobby

Of course, Slayer Dark Angel, Nuclear Assault, Motorhead. I had all the bases covered.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:55 PM ET
It smells like date-rape
- eichiefs9


Can I buy you a drink?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:56 PM ET
So it goes well with this wardrobe?


- Mr.Bobby

Looks like some of my cousins. They are the poster-boy's for Vineyard Vines.

Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:57 PM ET
I have no idea what axe smells like. From the commercials I imagine they smell like a combination of garlic, spray tan and hair gel.
- Mr.Bobby

I think you are confusing axe with the stuff I spray on plants so the white tailed rats don't eat them.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:57 PM ET
I think you are confusing axe with the stuff I spray on plants so the white tailed rats don't eat them.
- Fenrir

.30-06 rounds?
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:59 PM ET
I think you are confusing axe with the stuff I spray on plants so the white tailed rats don't eat them.
- Fenrir



Hand Grenades?

Edit: (frank) Chiefs beat me to it.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:59 PM ET
Time to leave the office, farewell you mullet-enthusiast NJ guido-heathens
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 7:00 PM ET
Time to leave the office, farewell you mullet-enthusiast NJ guido-heathens
- eichiefs9



Make sure to stop by Hackensack and say hi NYRsuxks
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 7:02 PM ET
Hand Grenades?

Edit: (frank) Chiefs beat me to it.

- Mr.Bobby

Slingsot and a buchet of avocado pits
TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jun 15 @ 7:20 PM ET
A trade needs to happen soon...need to change the convo from "what I looked like in High school"
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 7:30 PM ET
A trade needs to happen soon...need to change the convo from "what I looked like in High school"
- TPC



I'm not a super insider like Ek, so I don't have any trade rumors, but I will talk pork roll anytime.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 7:46 PM ET
A trade needs to happen soon...need to change the convo from "what I looked like in High school"
- TPC


I know why you wouldn't want to join in the conversation, but you don't have to rain on our fun..

TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jun 15 @ 8:42 PM ET
I know why you wouldn't want to join in the conversation, but you don't have to rain on our fun..


- mdw7413

I was Rico Suave all through school
RangerFan1110
New York Rangers
Location: Orlando, FL
Joined: 01.30.2012

Jun 15 @ 8:52 PM ET
Jan I love your articles I really do but if were going to grade someone lets grade Glen Sather and the reason why we can't win a Stanley Cup with him at the head of the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 8:53 PM ET
I was Rico Suave all through school
- TPC


You went to an all guys school..
TPC
New York Rangers
Location: Bucks County, PA
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jun 15 @ 9:05 PM ET
You went to an all guys school..
- mdw7413



Damn I meant middle school
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 9:10 PM ET
You went to an all guys school..
- mdw7413



That's cruel and unusual punishment
B2B76
New York Rangers
Location: "I got mouths to feed", NY
Joined: 08.14.2008

Jun 15 @ 9:42 PM ET
Jan I love your articles I really do but if were going to grade someone lets grade Glen Sather and the reason why we can't win a Stanley Cup with him at the head of the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- RangerFan1110

Been there, done that, He's going nowhere as President until he wants to retire or James Dolan bites the dust.
Jan Levine
New York Rangers
Joined: 09.16.2005

Jun 16 @ 6:53 AM ET
New blog up
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