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Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:38 PM ET
I was a poser. Wasn't even Italian and I had an Iroc
- mdw7413

You must have had a mullet though, they were standard with all Camaros from the 80s
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:41 PM ET
You must have had a mullet though, they were standard with all Camaros from the 80s
- Fenrir


Not when I got the camaro, that was going out of style, but I rocked the poop out of the mullet all through HS
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:41 PM ET
You must have had a mullet though, they were standard with all Camaros from the 80s
- Fenrir



I had a Camaro, but no mullet. I never even wore Cavaricci pants.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:42 PM ET
I have underwear older than you.
GET OFF MY LAWN!

- Fenrir

eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:42 PM ET
Not when I got the camaro, that was going out of style, but I rocked the poop out of the mullet all through HS
- mdw7413

Don't feel bad, I had frosted tips in high school
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:42 PM ET
I had a Camaro, but no mullet. I never even wore Cavaricci pants.
- Mr.Bobby




Holy crap! Forgot about those
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:43 PM ET


Holy crap! Forgot about those

- mdw7413



And Drakkar cologne.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:43 PM ET
Don't feel bad, I had frosted tips in high school
- eichiefs9




Yeah, I'm going wih the mullet on that one.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:43 PM ET
And Drakkar cologne.
- Mr.Bobby



Smelled like b.o. The guys like myself banging broads went with green bottle Polo.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:44 PM ET

- Mr.Bobby


Spit my drink out with the 5 pinky rings.
Definitely going on the playlist this year!
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:44 PM ET
Don't feel bad, I had frosted tips in high school
- eichiefs9



Spray tan?
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
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Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:44 PM ET
Smelled like b.o. The guys like myself banging broads went with green bottle Polo.
- mdw7413



I'm trying to remember, but I think in high school I went with Cool Water.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:45 PM ET


Yeah, I'm going wih the mullet on that one.

- mdw7413

Never thought a mullet would be a good choice, but here we are.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:45 PM ET


Yeah, I'm going wih the mullet on that one.

- mdw7413

Never. Mine was bad, but mullets are the most terrible male hair style of all-time.

What finally got me to shave that crap off my head was when they (frank)ed it up and it came out orange. That coincided with one of my best friends dying, so I went back to the place the day of his wake and the woman was apologizing up and down and swore she could fix it and I just told her to (frank)ing shave it all off. Bad circumstances but my hair turned out for the better.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Jun 15 @ 6:46 PM ET
I'm trying to remember, but I think in high school I went with Cool Water.
- Mr.Bobby

Never wore cologne. HS was work boots, Maiden/Metallica shirts and flannel.
Yup, I was cool.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:47 PM ET
Never wore cologne. HS was work boots, Maiden/Metallica shirts and flannel.
Yup, I was cool.

- Fenrir

When did you finally come out as lesbian?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:48 PM ET
Never. Mine was bad, but mullets are the most terrible male hair style of all-time.

What finally got me to shave that crap off my head was when they (frank)ed it up and it came out orange. That coincided with one of my best friends dying, so I went back to the place the day of his wake and the woman was apologizing up and down and swore she could fix it and I just told her to (frank)ing shave it all off. Bad circumstances but my hair turned out for the better.

- eichiefs9



My mullet was cool though. I have straight hair so i'm still taking it over frosted tips.

The more I think about though, it technically wasn't a mullet, because I didnt have the short/shaved sides.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:48 PM ET
Never wore cologne. HS was work boots, Maiden/Metallica shirts and flannel.
Yup, I was cool.

- Fenrir



You've got to diversify, nothing wrong with smelling good while wearing a Slayer T-Shirt.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:48 PM ET
When did you finally come out as lesbian?
- eichiefs9

Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:49 PM ET
When did you finally come out as lesbian?
- eichiefs9





eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:49 PM ET
My mullet was cool though. I have straight hair so i'm still taking it over frosted tips.

The more I think about though, it technically wasn't a mullet, because I didnt have the short/shaved sided.

- mdw7413

So you were all-party, no business?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:49 PM ET
You've got to diversify, nothing wrong with smelling good while wearing a Slayer T-Shirt.
- Mr.Bobby


HS chicks loved cologne. Now they like Axe, or so Captain told me.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Jun 15 @ 6:50 PM ET
So you were all-party, no business?
- eichiefs9


Yeah, it was more of like a surfer haircut from Fast Times, had to pull the sides behind my ears.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Jun 15 @ 6:50 PM ET
HS chicks loved cologne. Now they like Axe, or so Captain told me.
- mdw7413



I have no idea what axe smells like. From the commercials I imagine they smell like a combination of garlic, spray tan and hair gel.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Jun 15 @ 6:51 PM ET
I have no idea what axe smells like. From the commercials I imagine they smell like a combination of garlic, spray tan and hair gel.
- Mr.Bobby

It smells like date-rape
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