You live in Montreal.

Chernobyl would look better by comparison.
- Atomic Wedgie

The Finnish girls in the crowd at the World Championships
- PlatosRepucklic

Once i save up a bit of cash im going to scandanavia to find a girlfriend....

I always seem to be attracted to them

They like to ski and do drugs too..

Once i save up a bit of cash im going to scandanavia to find a girlfriend....

I always seem to be attracted to them

They like to ski and do drugs too..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Good luck bro. Hope she's not too expensive

You live in Montreal.

Chernobyl would look better by comparison.
- Atomic Wedgie

Chernobyl was the power plant

Pripyat was the city.

A nitpicking correction worthy of the Wedger

You live in Montreal.

Chernobyl would look better by comparison.
- Atomic Wedgie

Good luck bro. Hope she's not too expensive
- systemtool

Good luck bro. Hope she's not too expensive
- systemtool

Pfft..

they're all super educated.. bring that to Canada and she's making me millions

(frank).

shoulda bagged it
- Tumbleweed

Like you, I initially regretted not bagging it.

But after much reflection, I'm glad I got syphilis from her.

I now have a dynamite trivia question when I go to those lame work functions and you have to tell something about yourself that people might not know:

What does Atomic Wedgie, 2/3rds of the 2014-15 Ottawa 67s Team, several employees of the City of Ottawa Sanitation Department and a Donkey from Tijuana have in common?

Chernobyl was the power plant

Pripyat was the city.

A nitpicking correction worthy of the Wedger
- WingmanWillie

Go Pripyat yourself.

Pfft..

they're all super educated.. bring that to Canada and she's making me millions
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Is that what she promised you? Go all in.

So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.

I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.

As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.

I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.

Even the cashier judged me

Like you, I initially regretted not bagging it.

But after much reflection, I'm glad I got syphilis from her.

I now have a dynamite trivia question when I go to those lame work functions and you have to tell something about yourself that people might not know:

What does Atomic Wedgie, 2/3rds of the 2014-15 Ottawa 67s Team, several employees of the City of Ottawa Sanitation Department and a Donkey from Tijuana have in common?
- Atomic Wedgie

Once i save up a bit of cash im going to scandanavia to find a girlfriend....

I always seem to be attracted to them

They like to ski and do drugs too..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.

I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.

As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.



I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.

Even the cashier judged me
- PlatosRepucklic

Buy a bbq. Feed yourself. I would have done the same ....

So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.

I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.

As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.

I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.

Even the cashier judged me
- PlatosRepucklic

Buy a bbq. Feed yourself. I would have done the same ....

- systemtool

This makes me feel better...I think

This makes me feel better...I think
- PlatosRepucklic

Free meat. With beer.

You'd have to be a spatso to resist!

You live in Montreal.

Chernobyl would look better by comparison.
- Atomic Wedgie

Yeah, and I've also lived in Toronto and Ottawa for extended periods of time too

So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.

I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.

As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.

I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.

Even the cashier judged me
- PlatosRepucklic

Great, now I gotta go to Lick-Bo.

So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.

I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.

As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.

I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.

Even the cashier judged me
- PlatosRepucklic

Let me give you some more great LCBO advice:

My wife always wants me to grab her some Radlers.



And I have to admit, it's pretty tasty stuff on a hot day. And at only 2.5% ABV, you can pound them in the hot sun and still not keel over.

But they are $2.90 a can, so I suggested I just buy her a six pack of lager and some grapefruit juice - she can mix her own.

FFS, it's like I suggested we sell our kids to the circus.

Yeah, and I've also lived in Toronto and Ottawa for extended periods of time too
- TheMussel

You lived in Ottawa for four days.

It just felt like a helluva lot longer.

Free meat. With beer.

You'd have to be a spatso to resist!
- systemtool

Well when you put it that way...I never wanna Pageau my Giroux.

Let me give you some more great LCBO advice:

My wife always wants me to grab her some Radlers.



And I have to admit, it's pretty tasty stuff on a hot day. And at only 2.5% ABV, you can pound them in the hot sun and still not keel over.

But they are $2.90 a can, so I suggested I just buy her a six pack of lager and some grapefruit juice - she can mix her own.

FFS, it's like I suggested we sell our kids to the circus.
- Atomic Wedgie

Relax Wedgie. You can put her purse down now. And yours too.

You lived in Ottawa for four days.

It just felt like a helluva lot longer.
- Atomic Wedgie

2 years in my early 20s.

Let me give you some more great LCBO advice:

My wife always wants me to grab her some Radlers.



And I have to admit, it's pretty tasty stuff on a hot day. And at only 2.5% ABV, you can pound them in the hot sun and still not keel over.

But they are $2.90 a can, so I suggested I just buy her a six pack of lager and some grapefruit juice - she can mix her own.

FFS, it's like I suggested we sell our kids to the circus.
- Atomic Wedgie