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weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 8:52 PM ET
There's a farming town in Ontario called Beaton. There is a shop that sells steaks, can you guess it's name?
- Njuice



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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 8:53 PM ET
There's a farming town in Ontario called Beaton. There is a shop that sells steaks, can you guess it's name?
- Njuice


I don't have to guess it because I was born and raised in the area and Beeton Meats is a classic. Beeton's old-timey look was used in several commercials and movies over the years.

Anyone that finds themselves cruising through the picturesque village of Beeton, ON, stop in at the infamous Muddy Waters Tavern, also known as the Bloody Bucket.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 8:56 PM ET
I don't have to guess it because I was born and raised in the area and Beeton Meats is a classic. Beeton's old-timey look was used in several commercials and movies over the years.

Anyone that finds themselves cruising through the picturesque village of Beeton, ON, stop in at the infamous Muddy Water's Tavern, also known as the Bloody Bucket.

- Zezel



I just found out they have a KFC buffet out west somewhere. At times, they served not only chicken, but sides like (frank)ing pierogies! HOLY (frank)! A KFC BUFFET! Imagine going there drunk as (frank)? My god.They'd see my fat ass come in and literally hit some defcon button in the back.

"He's fat, he's hungry, he's drunk off his ass. This is what we trained for people! Get the fryers going STAT!"
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

May 25 @ 9:02 PM ET
Cleveland up by 16 and the first quarter isn't even up
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:02 PM ET
I just found out they have a KFC buffet out west somewhere. At times, they served not only chicken, but sides like (frank)ing pierogies! HOLY (frank)! A KFC BUFFET! Imagine going there drunk as (frank)? My god.They'd see my fat ass come in and literally hit some defcon button in the back.

"He's fat, he's hungry, he's drunk off his ass. This is what we trained for people! Get the fryers going STAT!"

- weirdoh





A KFC buffet...(frank)...that should be illegal.

There's one of those KFC/Taco Bell combos a short walk from me. I haven't done it yet since being in the neighbourhood, but one of these days I'm going to buy a family bucket combo...when I'm alone for the evening, higher than bird wussy. KFC...K F (frank)ing C...how can it be so wrong, when it feels so right?
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 9:04 PM ET


A KFC buffet...(frank)...that should be illegal.

There's one of those KFC/Taco Bell combos a short walk from me. I haven't done it yet since being in the neighbourhood, but one of these days I'm going to buy a family bucket combo...when I'm alone for the evening, higher than bird wussy. KFC...K F (frank)ing C...how can it be so wrong, when it feels so right?

- Zezel




(frank)ed up thing? It is one of those mixes. But it said you can only get nachos with cheese sauce. (frank) me! Endless supply of drumsticks. Buckets of gravy. Bowls of cole slaw...AND (frank)ING NACHOS??????????
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:04 PM ET
Cleveland up by 16 and the first quarter isn't even up
- Aetherial


Don't worry, the Raps will electrify the home crowd by forcing Game 7, before getting blown out again Cleveland. Home court is such an advantage in the NBA, I don't even understand it.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 9:05 PM ET
I (frank)ing love their poutine too. All the snoodie (frank)s can go eat their mother's twats for getting on their high horse and saying poop about it. But man, deux legit du quit.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 9:06 PM ET
Cleveland up by 16 and the first quarter isn't even up
- Aetherial




Why is it funny? Raps weren't even supposed to put up a fight. It's 2-2. A double lol? Eesh. Tone it down Loc.
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 9:07 PM ET
Don't worry, the Raps will electrify the home crowd by forcing Game 7, before getting blown out again Cleveland. Home court is such an advantage in the NBA, I don't even understand it.
- Zezel




And so what? Let's be honest, (I think, I don't know poop about it) Cleveland was 12-0 at one point in the playoffs. Raps fought back after it looked like they deserved the "other". Good on them. Only up from here right?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:08 PM ET
(frank)ed up thing? It is one of those mixes. But it said you can only get nachos with cheese sauce. (frank) me! Endless supply of drumsticks. Buckets of gravy. Bowls of cole slaw...AND (frank)ING NACHOS??????????
- weirdoh


Basically just using the drumsticks as edible gravy delivery utensils....imagine getting a bag full of Taco Bell, and then hitting up the KFC at the same time? It's like a suicide attempt.

weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 9:10 PM ET
Basically just using the drumsticks as edible gravy delivery utensils....imagine getting a bag full of Taco Bell, and then hitting up the KFC at the same time? It's like a suicide attempt.
- Zezel





(frank)
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

May 25 @ 9:11 PM ET
Why is it funny? Raps weren't even supposed to put up a fight. It's 2-2. A double lol? Eesh. Tone it down Loc.
- weirdoh




Funky cold medina.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:11 PM ET
I (frank)ing love their poutine too. All the snoodie (frank)s can go eat their mother's twats for getting on their high horse and saying poop about it. But man, deux legit du quit.
- weirdoh


Fast food is what we thought it was. I cook and I'm into the fine foods and everything, but I can't tell you the number of times I've gone to a hyped restaurant and thought (frank) I could've got like ten McDonald's combos for this, and it wouldn't have been disappointing. It's just always what it is, and sometimes YOU NEED.
burn
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tavares is sledge hockey level - Islesrbettr, ON
Joined: 08.02.2006

May 25 @ 9:14 PM ET


What in the (frank) is Vancouver doing? That is a terrible trade for the Canucks. Wtf
BetterCallSaul
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Captain Morgan Rielly
Joined: 05.07.2013

May 25 @ 9:16 PM ET
What in the (frank) is Vancouver doing? That is a terrible trade for the Canucks. Wtf
- burn

Seems an odd move.
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

May 25 @ 9:16 PM ET
Basically just using the drumsticks as edible gravy delivery utensils....imagine getting a bag full of Taco Bell, and then hitting up the KFC at the same time? It's like a suicide attempt.
- Zezel

I like the zingers or big crunch... everything else is meh...

Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:16 PM ET
What in the (frank) is Vancouver doing? That is a terrible trade for the Canucks. Wtf
- burn


What did they do? Trade Luongo and Schneider?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:18 PM ET
I like the zingers or big crunch... everything else is meh...
- Arctic_AARDVARK


The big crunch is awesome. The chicken itself is classic. Tasty garbage, eat it out of the bucket like a raccoon at a garbage can.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

May 25 @ 9:18 PM ET
Fast food is what we thought it was. I cook and I'm into the fine foods and everything, but I can't tell you the number of times I've gone to a hyped restaurant and thought (frank) I could've got like ten McDonald's combos for this, and it wouldn't have been disappointing. It's just always what it is, and sometimes YOU NEED.
- Zezel

I ate fried chicken for the first time in 3 years tonight. First 20 minutes. I was king of the world...then I died. Now I'm the reanimated corpse of myself on a toilet.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:19 PM ET
I ate fried chicken for the first time in 3 years tonight. First 20 minutes. I was king of the world...then I died. Now I'm the reanimated corpse of myself on a toilet.
- AdamFrench


But what is dead, cannot die.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

May 25 @ 9:19 PM ET
But what is dead, cannot die.
- Zezel

But rises harder and stronger.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 25 @ 9:21 PM ET
But rises harder and stronger.
- AdamFrench


Just watch, even though you feel like poop, tomorrow you'll be jonesing for more.
the_eye
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.22.2012

May 25 @ 9:22 PM ET
Okay so i was feeling sorry for Garth, you know cause you guys killed his career, and I commented in his hitless blog.
burn
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tavares is sledge hockey level - Islesrbettr, ON
Joined: 08.02.2006

May 25 @ 9:23 PM ET
Nucks fans seem to like the deal.... Have to pay a premium for size and grit they needed.


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