the key is to never throw your hotdog down a hallway

aint nobody got time for dat
- jimi james

Just ask Fill, or Phil.

You could lose golf balls anywhere. You don't need to play golf to do that.
- bixll

I'm the king of that. My game fluctuates from hole to hole. Sometimes I'm on and hit some great shots and other times I might as well yell fore before I even swing. I don't get out there enough to gain any sort of consistency.

I'm actually a pigeon, not a seagull.
- Steven_Seagull

Your first name is not Clay is it ??

Your first name is not Clay is it ??
- bixll

Nah, it's Richard Simmons....not telling.

I'm the king of that. My game fluctuates from hole to hole. Sometimes I'm on and hit some great shots and other times I might as well yell fore before I even swing. I don't get out there enough to gain any sort of consistency.
- RickJames77

It is far easier to play from the short grass. Take a little off and stay in the course, your scores will improve. Or just cheat like HoHo.

I'm the king of that. My game fluctuates from hole to hole. Sometimes I'm on and hit some great shots and other times I might as well yell fore before I even swing. I don't get out there enough to gain any sort of consistency.
- RickJames77

if your golfballs get caught in a garden hose, it's good to know someone that can take care of that..

Nah, it's Richard Simmons....not telling.
- Steven_Seagull

You mean its not Clay Pigeon ?

You mean its not Clay Pigeon ?
- bixll

*looks up clay pigeon*


First entry, "Clay pigeon shooting - Wikipedia"

*looks up clay pigeon*


First entry, "Clay pigeon shooting - Wikipedia"
- Steven_Seagull

*looks up clay pigeon*


First entry, "Clay pigeon shooting - Wikipedia"
- Steven_Seagull

if your golfballs get caught in a garden hose, it's good to know someone that can take care of that..
- jimi james

I'm you....I got a...ah...a friend that takes care of that.

I'm you....I got a...ah...a friend that takes care of that.
- RickJames77

valuable friend

- bixll

I thought those were called discs or something...

It is far easier to play from the short grass. Take a little off and stay in the course, your scores will improve. Or just cheat like HoHo.
- bixll

I'll let that one slip G.

I thought those were called discs or something...
- Steven_Seagull

Sorry,, No they are Clay Pigeons.

I'm you....I got a...ah...a friend that takes care of that.
- RickJames77

Your mom doesn't count!

I'll let that one slip G.
- .HOHO.

Your mom doesn't count!


- .HOHO.

True, but yours does

True, but yours does



- RickJames77

Does she EVER..

Sorry,, No they are Clay Pigeons.
- bixll

Ahh...

Does she EVER..
- bixll

Strike 2.

She's dead!

Strike 2.

She's dead!
- .HOHO.

Sounds like the Jays

Strike 2.

She's dead!


- .HOHO.

You have mentioned that before.

Sounds like the Jays
- RickJames77

How is Price working out for you guys ?

Never thought i'd be as entertained by an AHL game as I was last night.