Wow. Doctors.
- Phenom

The worst.

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

You should probably check the blinker fluid level. That's likely causing all your issues.

Siri open legs..




no reply..

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

High, when the police have been rolling one of these out for ya...

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

Ill trade ya your flat for my camshaft job

High, when the police have been rolling one of these out for ya...


- lumlums

looks like a palin underwear catcher

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

STFU Nip

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

Are you using square wheels again? That may be your problem.

Ill trade ya your flat for my camshaft job
- jimi james

Thats Nothing a good insurance policy and accidental fire cant fix..

STFU Nip


- .HOHO.

looks like a palin underwear catcher
- jimi james

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

Maybe it's not the tire.

Did you check if the road is concave?

He's only been "ok" because they've called back 5 goals already
- AdamFrench

They're not goals if they're called back.

Maybe it's not the tire.

Did you check if the road is concave?
- Atomic Wedgie

Just told the wife that...It's not flat u parked in a hole u dummy....

Rolled my tire over and still flat on the bottom....what are the chances of having 2 flats on same tire...wow...FKsake..
- Fruitcakenipple

It's easy to fix, just jack it up.

They're not goals if they're called back.
- the_eye

Deep

Just told the wife that...It's not flat u parked in a hole u dummy....
- Fruitcakenipple

(frank) it order a Ches platter with dressing and a flat of Black Horse

Deep
- Fruitcakenipple

When is a goal not a goal? When it's a no-goal? To be a no-goal, does it not have to have first been a goal? Is there even a such thing as a goal in a world of no-goals?

Deep
- Fruitcakenipple

Like the hole your wife parked in..



You thought I was gonna go some where else with that didn't ya.

Like the hole your wife parked in..



You thought I was gonna go some where else with that didn't ya.
- the_eye

She said i parked in that hole 22yrs ago when i married u..

She said i parked in that hole 22yrs ago when i married u..
- Fruitcakenipple

Talk about being stuck in a rut.

She said i parked in that hole 22yrs ago when i married u..
- Fruitcakenipple

She said i parked in that hole 22yrs ago when i married u..
- Fruitcakenipple

Sounds like you're not getting any hole tonight.

Talk about being stuck in a rut.
- the_eye

This get'n entertaining..Told her to call a tire guy to come fix it..She said sure "u go for a 4hr walk" and i'm sure the tire guy will come "fix" it...

Why? I'm probably the only Leafs fan on here, that's actually seen the Leafs win a Cup.
- PrinceLH

I was 12 at the time and watched it on the 12" black and white with the rabbit ears.

Saw Jim Pappin who scored the winner the other day and he is still signing autographs.