I wanna see Trump's birth certificate.
- TheMussel

I wanna smell Palin's shorts

Wow, and the fans wondered why the team is such a friggin mess.
- bixll

And Obama.

Don't forget Obama.

At least Mexico will start winning the high jump at the Olympics - with all that training they'll get jumping over that new fence of his.
- winsix

Trump wants the fence between Canada and the US, there is already one that separates the US from Mexico.

Put your money on the Cuban rowing team.

I got a flat tire on my car
- Fruitcakenipple

cool

Nice to see them control game 7 like that. Give them some confidence going up against the Cavs.
- bixll

which they will get destroyed by

I had my tires rebalanced and rotated on Thursday. Then got a wheel alignment on Friday. I like cheese.
- ErectileReptile

Good news is it's only flat on the bottom..

I wanna smell Palin's shorts
- jimi james

I would like to see her naked..

krejci and bergeron were both drafted in the 2nd rounds? what does drafting in the top 6 have to do with anything? leafs drafting has been awful.
- matt1337

Top 6 rounds, not top 6 picks.

I was making light of the fact that the Leafs have given away so many picks for magic beans over the past 20 years, it's no wonder we haven't had any #1 centres to show for it.

Remember Seguin? He's a #1 centre....

Trump wants the fence between Canada and the US, there is already one that separates the US from Mexico.

Put your money on the Cuban rowing team.
- bixll

I wanna smell Palin's shorts
- jimi james

oh

Trump wants the fence between Canada and the US, there is already one that separates the US from Mexico.

Put your money on the Cuban rowing team.
- bixll

they can put up the fence over Lake Superior

I would like to see her naked..
- bixll

agreed

I would like to see her naked..
- bixll

I wanna smell her naked

The goaltending in that league was pretty good actually. I was 3rd leading scorer. .....until that play when I got hurt.

Yeah the net was empty cuz the goalie dove at me. I side stepped him snd backhanded it in while simultaneously planting my leg and tearing my ACL.......one game before the playoffs.
- Phenom

that sucks, i hate when stupid innocent things cause big injuries. i got bumped in hockey while not paying attention after attempting a shot block, fell, landed on my knee, tore my pcl and meniscus. all from a nothing fall, and i was 21 at the time. no one knew what was wrong because it looked like nothing when it happened. knee still isnt the same since

Everyone knows that if you go cheese shopping, you have to have your car in working order.

It's all about safety.
- Atomic Wedgie

This can't be understated.

Tarasenko has really only been ok these playoffs but he's still almost a point a game. That shot
- daeth

He's only been "ok" because they've called back 5 goals already

I wanna smell her naked
- jimi james

Long as she is naked,, fine.

they can put up the fence over Lake Superior
- jimi james

I'm assuming Trump will invade and take the northern shores of the Great Lakes.

Good news is it's only flat on the bottom..
- Fruitcakenipple

Just roll it over to the good side and you'll be on your way.

Top 6 rounds, not top 6 picks.

I was making light of the fact that the Leafs have given away so many picks for magic beans over the past 20 years, it's no wonder we haven't had any #1 centres to show for it.

Remember Seguin? He's a #1 centre....
- Atomic Wedgie

If Ferguson were still here - he could trade a first rounder for this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcqQC02YbY

Top 6 rounds, not top 6 picks.

I was making light of the fact that the Leafs have given away so many picks for magic beans over the past 20 years, it's no wonder we haven't had any #1 centres to show for it.

Remember Seguin? He's a #1 centre....
- Atomic Wedgie

the good old days when the leafs would mortgage off their future for aging vets. at least we had playoff hockey

I wanna smell Palin's shorts
- jimi james

Sarah or Bristol?

Sarah or Bristol?
- Phenom

Together would be fine too.

Trump wants the fence between Canada and the US, there is already one that separates the US from Mexico.

Put your money on the Cuban rowing team.
- bixll

The Guatemalan Triathletes should be tough to beat.