I remember chopping wood in the bush and dad saying at 9am... "Time for a break"

Walked out of the bush so the hunters all the farmers let walk through could kill them coyotes... Always worked out for me... Because they always gave me a lil "spice" for my coffee.
- Dozzer

You want to kill those dogs eating your cattle?

you better brings some Baileys *pumps fist*

You want to kill those dogs eating your cattle?

you better brings some Baileys *pumps fist*
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Replace baileys with rum and yeah... That's pretty much it

5 of us went

but only to protect the whippet..

we'll probably go back tomorrow evening..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Oh, then I'm sorry...


[in a monotone voice:] My, what brave, strong men you are.

Oh, then I'm sorry...



- Steven_Seagull[in a monotone voice:] My, what brave, strong men you are.

The ladies can't help but swoon

Seeing as the Raps are a playoff team, they should trade for the Leafs 1st overall and grab Matthews, could be a championship team in a couple of years!

- NewfoundLeafer

Oh Auston Matthews...

The rule at the Locke bush is simple

No matter what you're using if you've gotten to the point where you can't say the brand name of whatever it is you're using... Say a chainsaw... You're not allowed to use it anymore that day lol
- Dozzer

Huskervaner...

North Bay people can't say anything right anyways..

speaking of which.. i went through 6 tanks of gas today with the Huskervaner... I need new ears

Good
- Steven_Seagull

(frank)ing seagull.....


Figures

Huskervaner...

North Bay people can't say anything right anyways..

speaking of which.. i went through 6 tanks of gas today with the Huskervaner... I need new ears
- Arctic_AARDVARK

As I have been a live musician for two and half decades I had problems even hearing your post

Replace baileys with rum and yeah... That's pretty much it
- Dozzer

Now days errbodys into bud light..

every neck you meet now drinks buhhd Lite...

I was still saying huskervaner so i was fine.

The ladies can't help but swoon
- Dozzer

Now days errbodys into bud light..

every neck you meet now drinks buhhd Lite...

I was still saying huskervaner so i was fine.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I'm drinking bud to be honest..... But it's not lite because .... Well.... My hands burn like hellfire when I touch a can of it.

As I have been a live musician for two and half decades I had problems even hearing your post
- Dozzer

well, if it makes you feel better. i had hearing aids when i was 6.. my hearing is horrible.. i have no clue how i made it through school..

I went to a Billy Talent concert and i couldn't hear anything for 2 days..

(frank)ing seagull.....


Figures




- Phenom

Speciesist

I'm drinking bud to be honest..... But it's not lite because .... Well.... My hands burn like hellfire when I touch a can of it.
- Dozzer

As I have been a live musician for two and half decades I had problems even hearing your post
- Dozzer

How did I miss this?

well, if it makes you feel better. i had hearing aids when i was 6.. my hearing is horrible.. i have no clue how i made it through school..

I went to a Billy Talent concert and i couldn't hear anything for 2 days..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Wow... Jesus I had no idea

The worst thing I have had to deal with is the constant ringing in my ears... It hasn't stopped... Not even for a second since I was 19

But I've never had to wear hearing aids... I can't wait to go deaf tbh... That way whenever a woman in my life tries to tell me something... Be it mom, my sisters, a girl I'm dating or whoever... I can just keep saying "what?" Until they give up.

How did I miss this?



- Steven_Seagull

you're new..

we're basically speed meeting you...

theres probably so much more you don't know..

you'll learn

How did I miss this?



- Steven_Seagull

What?

I'm drinking bud to be honest..... But it's not lite because .... Well.... My hands burn like hellfire when I touch a can of it.
- Dozzer

Rice beer. Gives me serious gas the next day.

Wow... Jesus I had no idea

The worst thing I have had to deal with is the constant ringing in my ears... It hasn't stopped... Not even for a second since I was 19

But I've never had to wear hearing aids... I can't wait to go deaf tbh... That way whenever a woman in my life tries to tell me something... Be it mom, my sisters, a girl I'm dating or whoever... I can just keep saying "what?" Until they give up.
- Dozzer

Thats what i do..

i hear them talking to me from another room and i just ignore them.. its great..

sounds like tinitus man... thats awful.. i like my semi-deafness... its a more quiet world. Watching sports is fine because i know all the names and terms so i dont have to focus much... but i watch every show on my laptop otherwise ill miss too much. But yeah, my uncle has that ringing in his ears and its driving him crazy.

What?
- Dozzer

Rice beer. Gives me serious gas the next day.
- sloppyseconds2

Oh (frank) I bet lol

you're new..

we're basically speed meeting you...

theres probably so much more you don't know..

you'll learn
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Doubt it

well, if it makes you feel better. i had hearing aids when i was 6.. my hearing is horrible.. i have no clue how i made it through school..

I went to a Billy Talent concert and i couldn't hear anything for 2 days..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

My father in-law took me shooting last summer when we visited him in 'Merica. I asked if I need ear protection... He called me a wussy... I couldn't hear anything else he called me for the rest of the week

Thats what i do..

i hear them talking to me from another room and i just ignore them.. its great..

sounds like tinitus man... thats awful.. i like my semi-deafness... its a more quiet world. Watching sports is fine because i know all the names and terms so i dont have to focus much... but i watch every show on my laptop otherwise ill miss too much. But yeah, my uncle has that ringing in his ears and its driving him crazy.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

After 20 years I'm just used to it.

I find it easier to sleep with a fan tho... Drowns it out