Don't ever change
- Seanook

Can't fix perfection.

If you're going to troll, at least learn what the deal actually was.
- Steven_Seagull

Leave him be.

Melnyk (frank)er!

Edit: and Phaneuf! Enjoy

Oh, my mistake...

"Dude gets fooled into looking after somebody else's whippet, almost gets it eaten..."




- lumlums

Ya almost...

If it wasnt for me it would be certain.. the owner (my mom) (frank)ing owes me.. i swear to god she woulda let the wolves/coyotes attack me as long as her precious dog was safe..

They're real, i've seen them (Bobo)..

Speaking of wildlife encounters in real Canada (unlike you southern wannabes) i took the whippet to the gravel pit today for a run. He was kinda acting strange and started barking. He ran towards the treeline and a pack of (frank)ing coyotes came out of the woods to attack him.. luckily for the dog i fended off the yellow-eyed bastards.. the big coyote was right on him snapping at him but i came to the rescue and got in between the two dogs.. the (frank)ing thing wasnt even scared of me.. it was about the size of a big german sheppard.. the whippet bolted back to the Jeep and 5 coyotes just stood there looking at me.. thats when i kinda got worried.. i picked up a stick and they all started barking.. it was unreal.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Most times they stay out of sight but you never know with those bastards. A few years ago a young lady from Ontario was killed here in Cape Breton on a hiking trail by a pack of them. That was a close call for both you and your dog.

Ya almost...

If it wasnt for me it would be certain.. the owner (my mom) (frank)ing owes me.. i swear to god she woulda let the wolves/coyotes attack me as long as her precious dog was safe..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

*whispers* (she's not alone)

Even if you thought the Leafs lost the Kessel deal, they certainly won the Phaneuf trade. And should I remind him of the return the Sens got for Spezza?



Stupid (frank).
- Steven_Seagull

Since the lottery it's truly amazing the amount and level of venomous trolly nonsense that's been directed at us as a fan base. I know the Leafs aren't everyones favorites but the absolute hatred combined with childish envy is almost unreal.

Most times they stay out of sight but you never know with those bastards. A few years ago a young lady from Ontario was killed here in Cape Breton on a hiking trail by a pack of them. That was a close call for both you and your dog.
- shack67

Thats nuts..

Yeah for a moment i thought they were going to turn on me..

But i had that crazy look in my eye, and they sensed it

Ya almost...

If it wasnt for me it would be certain.. the owner (my mom) (frank)ing owes me.. i swear to god she woulda let the wolves/coyotes attack me as long as her precious dog was safe..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I second that decision...

*whispers* (she's not alone)






- Steven_Seagull

You Richard

Thats nuts..

Yeah for a moment i thought they were going to turn on me..

But i had that crazy look in my eye, and they sensed it
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Thats nuts..

Yeah for a moment i thought they were going to turn on me..

But i had that crazy look in my eye, and they sensed it
- Arctic_AARDVARK

They will almost always back away from a fight with a full grown human. Now if you had a limp or fell.....

I second that decision...
- lumlums

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET ME!!!


I (frank)ING DEFEND HELPLESS DOGS FROM PACKS OF COY-WOLVES!! AND IM A CAT PERSON!!!

- lumlums

I guess if i could relate to any hockey player it would be Oshie.. both sexy and crazy

They will almost always back away from a fight with a full grown human. Now if you had a limp or fell.....

- Seanook

I could probably take on one or two...

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET ME!!!


I (frank)ING DEFEND HELPLESS DOGS FROM PACKS OF COY-WOLVES!! AND IM A CAT PERSON!!!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

That settles it. I woulda left you too

That settles it. I woulda left you too
- Seanook

Cats are (frank)ing awesome!!

Dont get me started!!

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET ME!!!


I (frank)ING DEFEND HELPLESS DOGS FROM PACKS OF COY-WOLVES!! AND IM A CAT PERSON!!!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Fine. I'll bake you cake wearing nothing but an apron. Happy?

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET ME!!!


I (frank)ING DEFEND HELPLESS DOGS FROM PACKS OF COY-WOLVES!! AND IM A CAT PERSON!!!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Buy them a beer and they'll come outta their shell a little bit

Fine. I'll bake you cake wearing nothing but an apron. Happy?
- Steven_Seagull

Fine thank you...

Just don't use dew worms and trash from the KFC parking lot for ingredients..

I could probably take on one or two...
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Pffft.....

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

Fine thank you...

Just don't use dew worms and trash from the KFC parking lot for ingredients..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Well I guess I can also throw out my love as an ingredient, too.

Buy them a beer and they'll come outta their shell a little bit
- lumlums

Cats are (frank)ing awesome!!

Dont get me started!!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Sorry man. I was too until my old roommate's girlfriend suckered him into a box of farm kittens.

None got fixed. All got preggers. They peed in my clean laundry constantly and at one point there were 14 in the house.

I'm no longer a cat person

Well I guess I can also throw out my love as an ingredient, too.
- Steven_Seagull

Steven's icing recipe: two cups icing sugar to one cup sticky white love piss...

Well I guess I can also throw out my love as an ingredient, too.
- Steven_Seagull

To be honest, i woulda only accepted the cake as a gesture..

Like when the cat leaves a dead mouse on your front step.. why thank you mittens!! Another mouse! For Me??? Why i'll just put this in a tupperware container and we'll have it for dinner!!