I can't remember the last time I had Taco Bell.

Man oh man, back in my high school / university days, weekends meant Taco Bell. Nothing better than to load up a bag of soft tacos and chilitos and sit in front of the TV watching sports, working off your hangover.

I don't know if my body could handle Taco Bell today.

But damn, I'd like to try.
- Atomic Wedgie

I can remember for me, 1998, it was the last time I had McDonalds, Burger King, Harvey's, A&W, KFC, Wendy's etc....

I can remember for me, 1998, it was the last time I had McDonalds, Burger King, Harvey's, A&W, KFC, Wendy's etc....
- LeafMan

Mmmm Harveys

OK, here's my defence.

He said his GF's family owns and operates a Fat Bastard (restaurant).

You said "so does my wife."

Soooooo - you were implying that you are the fat bastard - going for the cheap, easy laugh.

But I (obviously giving you too much credit) assumed that you were saying that your wife's family owns the Fat Bastard restaurant, Seanook's girlfriend's family does too, so Seanook's girlfriend is your wife - so Seanook is sticking Mrs. Lums.

My interpretation is obviously funnier, but hey, if the guy with the Ph.D. wants to stick with juvenile humour, I guess there's nothing I can do.

I need a beer.
- Atomic Wedgie

There is no response I can think of that won't get me in some form of serious trouble

so gross... pushing arbys territiory.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Is such a thing even possible?

OK, here's my defence.

He said his GF's family owns and operates a Fat Bastard (restaurant).

You said "so does my wife."

Soooooo - you were implying that you are the fat bastard - going for the cheap, easy laugh.

But I (obviously giving you too much credit) assumed that you were saying that your wife's family owns the Fat Bastard restaurant, Seanook's girlfriend's family does too, so Seanook's girlfriend is your wife - so Seanook is sticking Mrs. Lums.

My interpretation is obviously funnier, but hey, if the guy with the Ph.D. wants to stick with juvenile humour, I guess there's nothing I can do.

I need a beer.
- Atomic Wedgie

Want a side of cyanide with that beer?

Is such a thing even possible?
- Steven_Seagull

Horsey sauce


I can't emphasize its genius enough

Is such a thing even possible?
- Steven_Seagull

I dont know..

but in Alberta theres this chain called Burger Baron... its horrendous..

you literally have to be a hick from Alberta who's never been anywhere else to eat there..

Horsey sauce


I can't emphasize its genius enough
- Seanook

Seabiscuit! NOOOOOOOOOO!?!?

Seabiscuit! NOOOOOOOOOO!?!?
- Steven_Seagull

Lums grew up eating horse meat... he just didn't know it at the time

I dont know..

but in Alberta theres this chain called Burger Baron... its horrendous..

you literally have to be a hick from Alberta who's never been anywhere else to eat there..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Sounds like Fast Eddies here in Ontario. Spent almost my entire day of fishing in the bushes doing "maintenance" afterwards

I dont know..

but in Alberta theres this chain called Burger Baron... its horrendous..

you literally have to be a hick from Alberta who's never been anywhere else to eat there..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Burger Baron? Not noble enough to be called a Burger King?

Lums grew up eating horse meat... he just didn't know it at the time
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Hey. If I'm winning that many races, I'm not concerned about the guy who has to shovel out my stall afterwards


Edit: crap. This was meant for Stevens sea biscuit comment

Hey. If I'm winning that many races, I'm not concerned about the guy who has to shovel out my stall afterwards


Edit: crap. This was meant for Stevens sea biscuit comment
- Seanook

So, what's the consensus, is Marner in the bigs next year ?
I think Lou & co. will make it so.

Anyone who doesn't enjoy the Leafs thread is an idiot. We're (frank)ing funny

I dont know..

but in Alberta theres this chain called Burger Baron... its horrendous..

you literally have to be a hick from Alberta who's never been anywhere else to eat there..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Yum. ..what do you recommend?

OK, here's my defence.

He said his GF's family owns and operates a Fat Bastard (restaurant).

You said "so does my wife."

Soooooo - you were implying that you are the fat bastard - going for the cheap, easy laugh.

But I (obviously giving you too much credit) assumed that you were saying that your wife's family owns the Fat Bastard restaurant, Seanook's girlfriend's family does too, so Seanook's girlfriend is your wife - so Seanook is sticking Mrs. Lums.

My interpretation is obviously funnier, but hey, if the guy with the Ph.D. wants to stick with juvenile humour, I guess there's nothing I can do.

I need a beer.
- Atomic Wedgie

That's the way I read it too....somebody was banging Ms. Lums not that Lums was the owned and operated fat bastard.

Either way both funny to me. 2 jokes in 1...and that is not a 3rd joke about Lums and the other dude banging Ms. Lums....they aren't the 2 "jokes" in 1 women.

(Don't want to add more confusions. )

So, what's the consensus, is Marner in the bigs next year ?
I think Lou & co. will make it so.
- LakesideBlues

In a perfect world.... Yah. Unfortunately the kid will still be playing two months from now.

Sounds like Fast Eddies here in Ontario. Spent almost my entire day of fishing in the bushes doing "maintenance" afterwards
- Seanook

sound like a fun day... you just gotta eat it like 5 times in a row and your body will get used to it..

but burger baron is like no name everything over cooked crunchy buns.. its awful.

Yum. ..what do you recommend?
- systemtool

roadkill, or gas station to-go subs..

anything is better than that place..

That's the way I read it too....somebody was banging Ms. Lums not that Lums was the owned and operated fat bastard.

Either way both funny to me. 2 jokes in 1...and that is not a 3rd joke about Lums and the other dude banging Ms. Lums....they aren't the 2 "jokes" in 1 women.

(Don't want to add more confusions. )
- underhill14

I'm not the Jezebel here.

Anyone who doesn't enjoy the Leafs thread is an idiot. We're (frank)ing funny
- Seanook

It is a fun place. Good laughs, a few *cough* disagreements here and there, a few cries (Mrs. Lums' "retraining order"). I love you guys.

DoubleDown says hi to all you losers

Anyone who doesn't enjoy the Leafs thread is an idiot. We're (frank)ing sensitive
- Seanook

mm-yeah

I'm not the Jezebel here.

- Seanook

That made me laugh for real! Thanks.