My Gf's family owns and operates a Fat Bastard. I'd go with the Burrito boys

- Seanook

So does my wife...

I don't care if he was born in Bangladesh to Somali refugees. As long as he plays good hockey.
- sloppyseconds2

That's great until President Trump bans him from entering 'murica.

He did this one movie where he played a good cop that kinda operates outside the system. Knows martial arts.

Anyhoo, these bad guys come and kill some good guys, so Seagal has to use his martial arts to go and beat up and kill the bad guys, to protect the few remaining good guys.

He has a cop partner, but that partner either gets killed or gets badly hurt by the bad guys.

The ending is really tense and scary, but Seagal somehow manages to overcome the bad guys and win.

Did you see that film?

It was awesome.
- Atomic Wedgie

That's some funny stuff right there. I literally spit my beer out. Nicely done, you win the interweb today.

- lumlums

Be careful who you say looks better in their new thing Lums...... Very careful

So does my wife...
- lumlums

Your wife's family has a fat bastard son in law.

So does my wife...
- lumlums

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We're like brothers n poop

Matthews wasnt Born in Arizona
- senstroll

San fran?

Be careful who you say looks better in their new thing Lums...... Very careful
- Seanook

That's some funny stuff right there. I literally spit my beer out. Nicely done, you win the interweb today.
- LakesideBlues

4:40 pm and you've already cracked your first one?

Nice.

Your wife's family has a fat bastard son in law.
- Atomic Wedgie

Depends where you are
- burn

Didn't he say L Simcoe?

Zone 16 for most of southern On.

San fran?
- burn

Moved to Az as an infant

Your wife's family has a fat bastard son in law.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm starting to feel marner goes back. And I wouldn't be upset. Stagger rookies. Stagger contracts. Be patient

Moved to Az as an infant
- lumlums

Bi-winterly winters in Switzerland. Holds 5 passports.

Paul McCartney? ...... I see a connection

Fixed
- senstroll

Be careful who you say looks better in their new thing Lums...... Very careful
- Seanook

He will obviously say Mrs. Lums.








He'll PM me the truth later.

Mitch Marcello Marner
- systemtool

Lonny female genitaliasuealo Bohonos

Lonny female genitaliasuealo Bohonos
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I'm actually craving taco bell. But it goes against my diet. What do I do? You're right. Taco bell it is. My bumhole won't that you later.

- lumlums

OK, here's my defence.

He said his GF's family owns and operates a Fat Bastard (restaurant).

You said "so does my wife."

Soooooo - you were implying that you are the fat bastard - going for the cheap, easy laugh.

But I (obviously giving you too much credit) assumed that you were saying that your wife's family owns the Fat Bastard restaurant, Seanook's girlfriend's family does too, so Seanook's girlfriend is your wife - so Seanook is sticking Mrs. Lums.

My interpretation is obviously funnier, but hey, if the guy with the Ph.D. wants to stick with juvenile humour, I guess there's nothing I can do.

I need a beer.

OK, here's my defence.

He said his GF's family owns and operates a Fat Bastard (restaurant).

You said "so does my wife."

Soooooo - you were implying that you are the fat bastard - going for the cheap, easy laugh.

But I (obviously giving you too much credit) assumed that you were saying that your wife's family owns the Fat Bastard restaurant, Seanook's girlfriend's family does too, so Seanook's girlfriend is your wife - so Seanook is sticking Mrs. Lums.

My interpretation is obviously funnier, but hey, if the guy with the Ph.D. wants to stick with juvenile humour, I guess there's nothing I can do.

I need a beer.
- Atomic Wedgie

Real men always need to poop. And a beer. Always need a beer.

I'm actually craving taco bell. But it goes against my diet. What do I do? You're right. Taco bell it is. My bumhole won't that you later.
- systemtool

Have a shawarma...


they're healthy, or at least thats what i tell myself..

I'm actually craving taco bell. But it goes against my diet. What do I do? You're right. Taco bell it is. My bumhole won't that you later.
- systemtool

I can't remember the last time I had Taco Bell.

Man oh man, back in my high school / university days, weekends meant Taco Bell. Nothing better than to load up a bag of soft tacos and chilitos and sit in front of the TV watching sports, working off your hangover.

I don't know if my body could handle Taco Bell today.

But damn, I'd like to try.

I can't remember the last time I had Taco Bell.

Man oh man, back in my high school / university days, weekends meant Taco Bell. Nothing better than to load up a bag of soft tacos and chilitos and sit in front of the TV watching sports, working off your hangover.

I don't know if my body could handle Taco Bell today.

But damn, I'd like to try.
- Atomic Wedgie

so gross... pushing arbys territiory.

4:40 pm and you've already cracked your first one?

Nice.
- Atomic Wedgie

Yes, sadly i had a day of training that ended @ 1:07:39 p.m. (give or take a few seconds, i wasn't counting), & my honey do list is done.
Now i'm not sure if i'm chasing whiskey with tall boys, or the other way around. I'll let you know tomorrow, if i'm alive that is.