They're from Ottawa. They're snotty. What's to get?

I'm a bonafide wordsmith. It's a gift

Opens himself up to the inevitable "cocksmith" fixed gag

- Seanook

I hit report by mistake, damn clumsy phone fingers.

PS: How about that cocksmith fixed gag...?

Matthews wasnt Born in Arizona
- senstroll

Oh here we go again.

Is there a twist here?
- 1979AD

I hope so

I hit report by mistake, damn clumsy phone fingers.

PS: How about that cocksmith fixed gag...?
- lumlums

Proceed Internet..... Proceed

I hope so
- senstroll

Auston Matthews born in Scottsdale Arizona according to the internet.

The joys of the internet - somebody has ranked all of Seagal's films from first to worst.

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000943149/

I'm guessing I've seen five of them.

Most of the bottom of the list seems to be straight to video movies. I'm a little shocked by that - he's still an A list Hollywood movie star, no?

Under Siege wasn't bad.

Above the Law was good/bad.

Executive Decision was OK, although he had a small part.

Other than that? Probably not amongst my most treasured VHS tapes.
- Atomic Wedgie

did not know he did that many movies.

Matthews wasnt Born in Arizona
- senstroll

Says he was born in Scottsdale, which is Arizona.

Auston Matthews born in Scottsdale Arizona according to the internet.
- 1979AD

the internet is a big place

I hit report by mistake, damn clumsy phone fingers.

PS: How about that cocksmith fixed gag...?
- lumlums

I like it when you mention "cock" and "gag" in the same sentence.







Too much?

Auston Matthews born in Scottsdale Arizona according to the internet.
- 1979AD

The Internet also once told me Paul McCartney is now an imposter named Billie Shears implemented by MI5 to assassinate John Lennon. I have still yet to see valid argument to contradict it

What a beauty day

46 - 42 1st round of the year

Never even lost a ball


- Garnie

Nice!

Auston Matthews born in Scottsdale Arizona according to the internet.
- 1979AD

California according to my internet.

And his mom is mexican.

First leaf with mexican heritage?

I'm sure I've seen a bunch, but my memory seems to merge them all into Under Siege - the boat one where the topless girl jumps out of a cake if I'm not mistaken. Oh and there was one with Jamaican gangster bad guys - was that Out for Justice?

There's a 2.7 rating near the bottom of the list - 2006's "Attack Force" That ranking must be somewhere near Sharknado territory.

edit: Marked for Death was the Jamaican gangstas - BOOOYYYYIIIIIIIIII
- 1979AD

Under Siege had Erika Eliniak (don't care if I got the spelling wrong) from Baywatch.

Do not EVER give Snottawa credit for anything on a Leafs feed AGAIN!
- Seanook

Hey.



(frank) the Sens.

This is why we read the regs and not Internet advice
- Seanook

Wonder what the walleye season is in Arizona.

California according to my internet.

And his mom is mexican.

First leaf with mexican heritage?
- Tumbleweed

Tie Rodriguez Domi?

Hey.



(frank) the Sens.
- systemtool

Damn straight

California according to my internet.

And his mom is mexican.

First leaf with mexican heritage?
- Tumbleweed

Woo-hoo a vato!

Says he was born in Scottsdale, which is Arizona.
- sloppyseconds2

He was born to Brian and Ema Matthews in San Francisco, California, but very soon after moved to Scottsdale, Arizona.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Says he was born in Scottsdale, which is Arizona.
- sloppyseconds2

Born in California.

Tie Rodriguez Domi?
- Steven_Seagull

Mitch Marcello Marner

I like it when you mention "cock" and "gag" in the same sentence.







Too much LONG?
- Steven_Seagull

I like it when you mention "cock" and "gag" in the same sentence.







Too much?
- Steven_Seagull

Not for me



Mrs Lums has taken out a restraining order against you though...

did not know he did that many movies.
- zazzle

He did this one movie where he played a good cop that kinda operates outside the system. Knows martial arts.

Anyhoo, these bad guys come and kill some good guys, so Seagal has to use his martial arts to go and beat up and kill the bad guys, to protect the few remaining good guys.

He has a cop partner, but that partner either gets killed or gets badly hurt by the bad guys.

The ending is really tense and scary, but Seagal somehow manages to overcome the bad guys and win.

Did you see that film?

It was awesome.

Nice!
- .HOHO.

but that was on the 1st hole he played.