Droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
- smellmyfinger

It's chrome spray paint round these parts

I knew it was you Fredo

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
- smellmyfinger

Someone else pick up the slack for you.


To this day, questions still abound as to why Eichel's food was contaminated and no other Sabres player experienced issues after the meal.

You talkin to me?

Someone else pick up the slack for you.


To this day, questions still abound as to why Eichel's food was contaminated and no other Sabres player experienced issues after the meal.



- burn

Garf was trying to get him alone

It's chrome spray paint round these parts
- Seanook

It's been revoked!

Garf was trying to get him alone

- Seanook

Garf was trying to get him alone

- Seanook

Personally, I feel sorry for Matthews because he, his family and his agent have no idea of what they are getting themselves into having to deal with the enormity of the Toronto media. Matthews better get used to having 35-40 reporters, scribes and cameramen in his face daily at the practice rink, the game day skate, the post game press scrums and team community photo opps. Every reporter is looking for a scoop and interesting, heartfelt, thoughtful responses to the same question being asked 5 or 6 times in the same scrum. They all want face time and a one on one "exclusive" interview. Matthews will be the toast of the town when he scores in a win and he will be barraged with questions when he is exhausted mid-season and goes pointless in 12 straight games. Heavy is the head that wears the crown of the first overall pick in the NHL Draft.

I've actually never seen the movie Deliverance, is it any good?

Here's Johnny!

I've actually never seen the movie Deliverance, is it any good?
- BetterCallSaul

If you like butt play.

I've actually never seen the movie Deliverance, is it any good?
- BetterCallSaul

Sofakings favourite movie..

I've actually never seen the movie Deliverance, is it any good?
- BetterCallSaul

It was for its time. Now it's just .... "Squeal like a piggy/you's gots a purty mouth" awkward

If you like butt play.
- smellmyfinger

So it's more of a Weirdoh movie?

Sofakings favourite movie..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Oh.

Oh.
- BetterCallSaul

Speaking of which, where's the Nippler?

Speaking of which, where's the Nippler?
- BetterCallSaul

Comforting your mom.

So it's more of a Weirdoh movie?
- BetterCallSaul

If you like road/river trips, banjo battles, Burt Reynolds and Man on man rape
Right up Garf's alley

Comforting your mom.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Long way to travel.

Long way to travel.
- BetterCallSaul

Boats and hos.

Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to (frank)in' amuse you? How da (frank) am I funny? What da (frank) is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

(frank)'s sake.

Marner likely earns a spot with the big club at camp .... and we should be hoping he's good enough to.

"Youts? What's a yout?"

Oh Jesus man that's a goocher!