The Pelican is as noble as any bird there is. Don't you know they used to hunt bear!
- Seanook

You stereotyping bastard. You need to check your privilege.
- smellmyfinger

The Blues- Stars game is pretty damn entertaining right now. I pay so much attention to the NBA I just found out there's a team named the Pelicans. I picture a team named the Pelicans as a high school cheerleading squad.
- smellmyfinger

Sorry, but the intensity of a franking NHL quarterfinal game can't compare to the intensity of Emilio Esteves emoting guilt about humiliating a kid whose buns he taped together.

Tanner has stats to back me up on this.

- smellmyfinger

That was a gay German dude named Behr. Fact!

- smellmyfinger

i'd be laughing my ass off if a pelican attacked me

- smellmyfinger

and they look cool
- daeth

And they ARE cool

Another banner garf blog. What a tool.

Sorry, but the intensity of a franking NHL quarterfinal game can't compare to the intensity of Emilio Esteves emoting guilt about humiliating a kid whose buns he taped together.

Tanner has stats to back me up on this.
- Atomic Wedgie

And Molly Ringworm

Sorry, but the intensity of a franking NHL quarterfinal game can't compare to the intensity of Emilio Esteves emoting guilt about humiliating a kid whose buns he taped together.

Tanner has stats to back me up on this.
- Atomic Wedgie

Emilio Esteves numbers are artificially inflated by the number of offensive zone starts he gets. He's the Jake Muzzin of the brat pack.

You stereotyping bastard. You need to check your privilege.
- smellmyfinger

As a very white guy, do you know where I check my privelege?

I just give it to the valet at my country club.

And then I tip him $3.

i'd be laughing my ass off if a pelican attacked me
- daeth

He's hungry!

As a very white guy, do you know where I check my privelege?

I just give it to the valet at my country club.

And then I tip him $3.
- Atomic Wedgie

That number varies by the degree of white guilt you have the time of said privilege check. If you enjoyed any part of a Trump speech or a Rambo film it's at lest 10 dollars. If you complimented a person of color for being well spoken then that's tip enough.

As a very white guy, do you know where I check my privelege?

I just give it to the valet at my country club.

And then I tip him $3.
- Atomic Wedgie

So you're the guy pitching the 3 dollar coin.
Threeny?
Threezie?
Valet?

You stereotyping bastard. You need to check your privilege.
- smellmyfinger

Just guessing, every non caucasian guy I know, which is a lot, every one of them is not watching the Breakfast Club right now.

Just guessing, every non caucasian guy I know, which is a lot, every one of them is not watching the Breakfast Club right now.
- Zezel

Fair point.

So you're the guy pitching the 3 dollar coin.
Threeny?
Threezie?
Valet?
- Woderwick

YES! THE VALET!!!

OR THE BELLHOP!!!

Casey has to go at the end of this season.

The Raptors are playing like they don't have a clue how to defend and can't figure out anything resembling an offense either.

50% from the free throw line

Just guessing, every non caucasian guy I know, which is a lot, every one of them is not watching the Breakfast Club right now.
- Zezel

Do any of them call pants "slacks?"

Being really white is awesome.

Casey has to go at the end of this season.

The Raptors are playing like they don't have a clue how to defend and can't figure out anything resembling an offense either.

50% from the free throw line
- Aetherial

are they losing? weren't they up by 20?

i dont know anything about basketball but that'd be on the players you'd think. time to rebuild!

Sorry, but the intensity of a franking NHL quarterfinal game can't compare to the intensity of Emilio Esteves emoting guilt about humiliating a kid whose buns he taped together.

Tanner has stats to back me up on this.
- Atomic Wedgie

You can't argue this, you need a Cup clinching game at least. Anthony Micheal Hall is a genius.

Do any of them call pants "slacks?"

Being really white is awesome.
- Atomic Wedgie

Don't know, I have to consult with my financial advisor and let you know. Perhaps over brunch this weekend?

I feel so privileged just talking like that for a minute.

are they losing? weren't they up by 20?

i dont know anything about basketball but that'd be on the players you'd think. time to rebuild!
- daeth

One potential lottery pick and a later in this draft. Passing on Derozan's max contract and a slight chance to sign KD (favorite childhood team was Toronto). No need to rebuild. They have incoming assets that will keep them a playoff contender.

Refs are doing their usual anti Toronto best as usual.

Do any of them call pants "slacks?"

Being really white is awesome.
- Atomic Wedgie

Louis CKs bit about being white is classic.

It has been pretty classic this past week, the usual sports divide where I try to get super stoked with my black, brown and asian buddies who are all tripping on the Raptors. Meanwhile they try to care that me and the other white guys are blowing each other over the hockey draft lottery. I'm all like, so the Raptors...they really need, uh, Lowry and DeRozan to step up...usual platitudes about seven game series which are applicable to any sport. They're all, so, this uh, pick, is he like a Crosby or Ovechkin, Lebron level?

But we're gonna get this guy Stamkos, he's like LeBron