I picture that looking like this:


- smellmyfinger

soulless eyes. they've ruined that poor puppy

Sure worked with Bernier

- Seanook

you're gonna get us the #1 pick or we'll burn your hair off

it worked

soulless eyes. they've ruined that poor puppy
- daeth

Owner is probably a ginger.

Why Marner
- Woderwick

Have you seen his playoff moustache

Sure worked with Bernier

- Seanook

He was ruined before Lou got there, like Phaneuf.

you're gonna get us the #1 pick or we'll burn your hair off

it worked
- daeth

Age, money, term, injury history and a very shakey young D in front of him.
- Seanook

3 years...not expecting the team to win a Cup in the next three years anyway. But if they're not gonna tank in goal, which Bernier and two AHL goalies would be doing, give them something good. MAF's underrated I think.

Have you seen his playoff moustache
- Seanook

Is that what that is?

3 years...not expecting the team to win a Cup in the next three years anyway. But if they're not gonna tank in goal, which Bernier and two AHL goalies would be doing, give them something good. MAF's underrated I think.
- Zezel

His slumpiness will drive us crazy.

3 years...not expecting the team to win a Cup in the next three years anyway. But if they're not gonna tank in goal, which Bernier and two AHL goalies would be doing, give them something good. MAF's underrated I think.
- Zezel

He's a decent tender. I just think he'd get shelled and blamed for it. Then Lou will make him have a "serious career ending concussion" and end up on LTIR island. Which isn't the worst thing ever but a waste of assets.

As if being a Weimer, looking like a Weimer and being called a Weimer wasn't emasculating enough.

- Seanook

These motherbozakers were used to hunt bear.

The (frank) have you done with your life...?

3 years...not expecting the team to win a Cup in the next three years anyway. But if they're not gonna tank in goal, which Bernier and two AHL goalies would be doing, give them something good. MAF's underrated I think.
- Zezel

not a fan of fleury personally but he's put up elite numbers the last couple seasons at least. definitely better than Bernier

These motherbozakers were used to hunt bear.

The (frank) have you done with your life...?
- lumlums

and they look cool

What about a Chad Johnson? Have to think Buf is going to stick with Lehner.

His slumpiness will drive us crazy.
- Woderwick

It's a trillion times better than what we have now. I'm just saying I feel like they need to add something, anything that's NHL quality to their net for the next couple of years. What do they even do with a couple of goalie injuries? They need another goalie in the organization just to ice a team next year.

I wish I gave two poops about the Raptors, but truth is I'm watching the Breakfast Club.

These motherbozakers were used to hunt bear.

The (frank) have you done with your life...?
- lumlums

Jeebus bro.... Uhh I didn't know it was your family crest. Mines a boars head but I don't snuggle one.

My apologies sir....

I wish I gave two poops about the Raptors, but truth is I'm watching the Breakfast Club.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you're white.

I wish I gave two poops about the Raptors, but truth is I'm watching the Breakfast Club.
- Atomic Wedgie

The Blues- Stars game is pretty damn entertaining right now. I pay so much attention to the NBA I just found out there's a team named the Pelicans. I picture a team named the Pelicans as a high school cheerleading squad.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you're white.
- Zezel

You stereotyping bastard. You need to check your privilege.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you're white.
- Zezel

What if he said he was watching Da Behfess Cub

The Blues- Stars game is pretty damn entertaining right now. I pay so much attention to the NBA I just found out there's a team named the Pelicans. I picture a team named the Pelicans as a high school cheerleading squad.
- smellmyfinger

The Pelican is as noble as any bird there is. Don't you know they used to hunt bear!

The Blues- Stars game is pretty damn entertaining right now. I pay so much attention to the NBA I just found out there's a team named the Pelicans. I picture a team named the Pelicans as a high school cheerleading squad.
- smellmyfinger

if i looked at the standings i'd probably find 2-3 teams i'd never heard if before

These motherbozakers were used to hunt bear.

The (frank) have you done with your life...?
- lumlums

Were..

Oh how the mighy weimer has fallen so far..

What if he said he was watching Da Behfess Cub
- Woderwick

Colla greens, fried chicken and chitlins fo ma brehfas