I did the same a few times, sent my dumb boston terrier after them, she came back empty handed and her paws covered in bird poop.

Canada geese 1
Symba 0


- Symba007

Sacrament... de penser que certains pensent que je pourrais être sérieux...
- WaterBoy

It's hard to tell sometimes.

fixed
- BINGO!

I'm in Minneapolis. I thought of you when I stepped off the plane.

It's hard to tell sometimes.
- BINGO!

Right??

I'm in Minneapolis. I thought of you when I stepped off the plane.
- DoubleDown

Thank you. I appreciate this.


Watch for the huge (frank)ing line at Burger King and the Cheesesteak place while every other restaurant is empty.

You ever had one pissed off at you?

Nasty (frank)ing things. I encourage my dog to chase them in the soccer fields behind my house. He never catches them but if he accidentally knocks over a few eggs, then I consider that a win.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Watched a wounded greater chase my cousin around the decoys one day, better than any (frank)ing comedy I've ever seen.

Never leave the blind without your gun..

I'm in Minneapolis. I thought of you when I stepped off the plane.
- DoubleDown

make sure to stop by Prince's place and leave a purple balloon.

they're gross.
- Niatnouf

They taste pretty good.

What a nice story John.

Proud to be a Canadian by that gracious statement.

Pledge billions to 25,000 you know who's.

Match donations by individuals for 80,000 displaced Canadians.

What a (frank)ing disgrace that idiot is.

Also, pretty sure he'll be up there with his (frank)ing selfie stick in the coming days..
- pete26

You drunk?

They taste pretty good.
- AdamFrench

never eaten goose. i was talking about the mess they leave behind as well. my bother used to have a condo on a pond. where ever there was green grass there was goose crap.

Sean's hatred of geese seems a bit irrational
- DoubleDown

There's a story behind it.

Grab a pillow and some popcorn. Here we go.

11 years ago moved out of the city into a quiet neighborhood outside the city.

Second day there took my bike for a spin down some paths along a lake, behind some houses in the neighborhood. Well it had rained hard a few days prior and then got very hot. So I went around a corner, hit a rut in the clay and went over the handle bars.

Dusted myself off and looked around sheepishly to see if anyone had noticed. Jumped on my bike and carried on. Went around the next corner to find a couple of geese and papa goose was being very protective.

I stopped. He didn't move. It was quite the stare-down (epic almost). So I lifted the front wheel of my bike up in a threatening manner and walked toward him.
He wasn't a fan of that maneuver. Hissed and did a fake rush at me.

Now I had just wiped out behind my new neighbors house so I couldn't go back that way as I didn't want them to see me running from a goose. So....I backed up. Rode my bike as fast as I could, tried to go around the goose, by going on another neighbors lawn. The goose flew up at me and clipped me on the side of his head with his wing.

Long (really long) story short. I got home bleeding from my previous fall. Tannis asked how was your bike ride.

"Great. Wiped out, went over the handlebars and got attacked by a goose. How was your day?"

Well you're kind of a psychopath
- DoubleDown

Thanks

BURN BABY BURN.....TAR SANDS INFERNO!!!!


-Martin.
- pete26

Team Canada's defence at the world championships

Cody Ceci
Matt Dumba
Ben Hutton
Michael Matheson
Ryan Murray
Morgan Rielly
Chris Tanev

There's a story behind it.

Grab a pillow and some popcorn. Here we go.

11 years ago moved out of the city into a quiet neighborhood outside the city.

Second day there took my bike for a spin down some paths along a lake, behind some houses in the neighborhood. Well it had rained hard a few days prior and then got very hot. So I went around a corner, hit a rut in the clay and went over the handle bars.

Dusted myself off and looked around sheepishly to see if anyone had noticed. Jumped on my bike and carried on. Went around the next corner to find a couple of geese and papa goose was being very protective.

I stopped. He didn't move. It was quite the stare-down (epic almost). So I lifted the front wheel of my bike up in a threatening manner and walked toward him.
He wasn't a fan of that maneuver. Hissed and did a fake rush at me.

Now I had just wiped out behind my new neighbors house so I couldn't go back that way as I didn't want them to see me running from a goose. So....I backed up. Rode my bike as fast as I could, tried to go around the goose, by going on another neighbors lawn. The goose flew up at me and clipped me on the side of his head with his wing.

Long (really long) story short. I got home bleeding from my previous fall. Tannis asked how was your bike ride.

"Great. Wiped out, went over the handlebars and got attacked by a goose. How was your day?"
- stormeyAlterEgo

There's a story behind it.

Grab a pillow and some popcorn. Here we go.

11 years ago moved out of the city into a quiet neighborhood outside the city.

Second day there took my bike for a spin down some paths along a lake, behind some houses in the neighborhood. Well it had rained hard a few days prior and then got very hot. So I went around a corner, hit a rut in the clay and went over the handle bars.

Dusted myself off and looked around sheepishly to see if anyone had noticed. Jumped on my bike and carried on. Went around the next corner to find a couple of geese and papa goose was being very protective.

I stopped. He didn't move. It was quite the stare-down (epic almost). So I lifted the front wheel of my bike up in a threatening manner and walked toward him.
He wasn't a fan of that maneuver. Hissed and did a fake rush at me.

Now I had just wiped out behind my new neighbors house so I couldn't go back that way as I didn't want them to see me running from a goose. So....I backed up. Rode my bike as fast as I could, tried to go around the goose, by going on another neighbors lawn. The goose flew up at me and clipped me on the side of his head with his wing.

Long (really long) story short. I got home bleeding from my previous fall. Tannis asked how was your bike ride.

"Great. Wiped out, went over the handlebars and got attacked by a goose. How was your day?"
- stormeyAlterEgo

- Symba007

epic almost

poop that was funny.

Team Canada's defence at the world championships

Cody Ceci
Matt Dumba
Ben Hutton
Michael Matheson
Ryan Murray
Morgan Rielly
Chris Tanev


- stinger67

Bill Peters is used to having to coach a group of poopty defensemen.

There's a story behind it.

Grab a pillow and some popcorn. Here we go.

11 years ago moved out of the city into a quiet neighborhood outside the city.

Second day there took my bike for a spin down some paths along a lake, behind some houses in the neighborhood. Well it had rained hard a few days prior and then got very hot. So I went around a corner, hit a rut in the clay and went over the handle bars.

Dusted myself off and looked around sheepishly to see if anyone had noticed. Jumped on my bike and carried on. Went around the next corner to find a couple of geese and papa goose was being very protective.

I stopped. He didn't move. It was quite the stare-down (epic almost). So I lifted the front wheel of my bike up in a threatening manner and walked toward him.
He wasn't a fan of that maneuver. Hissed and did a fake rush at me.

Now I had just wiped out behind my new neighbors house so I couldn't go back that way as I didn't want them to see me running from a goose. So....I backed up. Rode my bike as fast as I could, tried to go around the goose, by going on another neighbors lawn. The goose flew up at me and clipped me on the side of his head with his wing.

Long (really long) story short. I got home bleeding from my previous fall. Tannis asked how was your bike ride.

"Great. Wiped out, went over the handlebars and got attacked by a goose. How was your day?"
- stormeyAlterEgo

Had you landed in some goose poop when you wiped out, would have been the cherry on top.

epic almost

poop that was funny.
- Niatnouf

he actually provoked it...even funnier

ESPN's mock draft has Montreal picking Sergachev

ESPN's mock draft has Montreal picking Sergachev
- stinger67

Name Mikhail Sergachev
Number 31
Position Defence
Shoots Left
Height 6.03
Weight 206
Birthdate June 25, 1998
Hometown Nizhnekamsk, , Russia
CHL Status 2015, 1 (6), WSR

2015-16 Regular Season Windsor Spitfires 67GP 17G 40A 57pts +15 56PIM

Not bad for a big D

Sacrament... de penser que certains pensent que je pourrais être sérieux...
- WaterBoy

tu niaisais???

Name Mikhail Sergachev
Number 31
Position Defence
Shoots Left
Height 6.03
Weight 206
Birthdate June 25, 1998
Hometown Nizhnekamsk, , Russia
CHL Status 2015, 1 (6), WSR

2015-16 Regular Season Windsor Spitfires 67GP 17G 40A 57pts +15 56PIM

Not bad for a bid D
- Symba007

can't find the G-spot?

never eaten goose. i was talking about the mess they leave behind as well. my bother used to have a condo on a pond. where ever there was green grass there was goose crap.
- Niatnouf

So was I...