so you were out of beer and tampons, rough day for you
- Symba007

yeah... my anal bleeding is really out of control

Ewe.
- LeafMan

and every driver is a middle aged overweight italian man

i look like a dope rollin' down the street in that baby
- Dozzer

Fixed..

yeah... my anal bleeding is really out of control
- Dozzer

so it's true what they say about Adam French...

yeah... my anal bleeding is really out of control
- Dozzer

Rough night?

Fixed..
- bixll

not untrue

That's the class for beginners.

Then you go to Travis Henry:

http://www.nytimes.com/20...ootball/12henry.html?_r=0

And then if you want to become a pompous d-bag like Lumlums, go get your Ph.D. from Orlando Shaw:

http://www.foxsports.com/...ildren-by-14-women-060513

WTF?
- Atomic Wedgie

how can that be a beginners class?

Cromartie had twins AFTER he had a vasectomy

Talk about having a bunch of Phelps in your junk

so it's true what they say about Adam French...
- Symba007

like a ninja that one

nope... just hanging around drinkin lol
- Dozzer

So you don't work anymore? retired?

like a ninja that one
- Dozzer

They never see me cumming.

yeah... my anal bleeding is really out of control
- Dozzer

Sorry.

like a ninja that one
- Dozzer

You really did leave the outside light on!

So you don't work anymore? retired?
- WingmanWillie

took a buyout when the company i worked for flipped over to the next generation.... wasnt surprised by it.. same thing happened when the current owner took over from his dad.

i was well compensated and left with a letter of recommendation and a strong reference.

so i figured i would just hang out for a couple months after working for 17 years and get back into it when i get bored... which is starting to happen a bit

sitting out in the sun and drinking beer is great and all... but when all your friends are at work and you're just sitting here by yourself you start contemplating your current life choices lol

They never see me cumming.
- AdamFrench

I have heard of the date rape drug.

That's the class for beginners.

Then you go to Travis Henry:

http://www.nytimes.com/20...ootball/12henry.html?_r=0

And then if you want to become a pompous d-bag like Lumlums, go get your Ph.D. from Orlando Shaw:

http://www.foxsports.com/...ildren-by-14-women-060513

WTF?
- Atomic Wedgie

ok that last one is unbelievable

how can that be a beginners class?

Cromartie had twins AFTER he had a vasectomy

Talk about having a bunch of Phelps in your junk
- RickJames77

This is an oldie but a goodie:

http://www.si.com/vault/2...and-why-athletes-go-broke

They basically ripped it off when they did the 30 for 30.

took a buyout when the company i worked for flipped over to the next generation.... wasnt surprised by it.. same thing happened when the current owner took over from his dad.

i was well compensated and left with a letter of recommendation and a strong reference.

so i figured i would just hang out for a couple months after working for 17 years and get back into it when i get bored... which is starting to happen a bit

sitting out in the sun and drinking beer is great and all... but when all your friends are at work and you're just sitting here by yourself you start contemplating your current life choices lol
- Dozzer

My wife did something similar last year. Took a great package, announced she was basically not going to work all summer.

Had to bite my tongue a few times throughout July and August...

took a buyout when the company i worked for flipped over to the next generation.... wasnt surprised by it.. same thing happened when the current owner took over from his dad.

i was well compensated and left with a letter of recommendation and a strong reference.

so i figured i would just hang out for a couple months after working for 17 years and get back into it when i get bored... which is starting to happen a bit

sitting out in the sun and drinking beer is great and all... but when all your friends are at work and you're just sitting here by yourself you start contemplating your current life choices lol
- Dozzer

Yeah I hear ya. But enjoy the (frank) out of it while it lasts!

ok that last one is unbelievable
- RickJames77

"All my boys names is Orlando. One of my boys names is Tyshawn, one of my boys names is Qualando. Then I've got Orlandria, Onesha, Omeeka. Okay, you get what I'm saying, I can name 'em. I got Miracle, I got Temeia, I got Will, I got 'em everywhere."

how can that be a beginners class?

Cromartie had twins AFTER he had a vasectomy

Talk about having a bunch of Phelps in your junk
- RickJames77

Keep in mind, Travis Henry was a Buffalo Bill, so by definition he is a complete loser, but even this shocked me:

Henry maintained that he was involved long-term with many of the mothers. Some, he said, told him they were using birth control, and he professed surprise at discovering they became pregnant by him.

“I did use protection at first,” he said. “Then they’d be saying they’d be on the pill. I was an idiot to trust them. Second or third time with them, I didn’t use it. Then, boom!”

In four instances, he attested, “I was trapped.” If not for his football cachet and accompanying wealth, “I guarantee you that wouldn’t have happened.”

“My counselor asks me, ‘How can you do the same thing over and over?’ ” he said, unable to provide an answer.

"All my boys names is Orlando. One of my boys names is Tyshawn, one of my boys names is Qualando. Then I've got Orlandria, Onesha, Omeeka. Okay, you get what I'm saying, I can name 'em. I got Miracle, I got Temeia, I got Will, I got 'em everywhere."


- AdamFrench

Without looking at the pictures, I'm guessing this guy is Asian.

No?

My wife did something similar last year. Took a great package, announced she was basically not going to work all summer.

Had to bite my tongue a few times throughout July and August...
- Atomic Wedgie

yeah i can see me just getting way too bored in the next month... i have put out a couple feelers and there is interest... i would like to find something close to home tho... the commute i did for years was 35mins each way... would like to limit that this time around

My wife did something similar last year. Took a great package, announced she was basically not going to work all summer.

Had to bite my tongue a few times throughout July and August...
- Atomic Wedgie

You? Bite your tongue? yeah, no.

Yeah I hear ya. But enjoy the (frank) out of it while it lasts!
- WingmanWillie

the beer just got delivered and the guy had bob seger just blaring lol

got a j rolled and now i can just relax in the sun

yeah i can see me just getting way too bored in the next month... i have put out a couple feelers and there is interest... i would like to find something close to home tho... the commute i did for years was 35mins each way... would like to limit that this time around
- Dozzer

How could you be bored? I have sooooo many things I want to do outside of work.