I'm taking husband lessons from the RBs of the NFL. Should be good.
- RickJames77

I'm hoping you are still getting some on the side - no use in only having one baby mama.

Spread the love, RJ.

Spread the love.

What could possibly go wrong with having several illegitimate kids from different mothers when you have a career that typically lasts about two years?

No job and you dot even go out to get your own beer?

You're living the (frank)ing dream over there eh?
- RickJames77

meh... its like 5$ for them to deliver a 12 of tall boys... and they will even bring right to me as i lounge on the back deck

my beer wont be delivered soon enough
- Dozzer

Dude, you can't change out of your Pajama pants and go pick it up?

Actually, it's not that hard, and its sad (don't mean to bust your balls here, Bixi).

My mother in law gave away her SIN to an online scammer - and we've been dealing with crap ever since. Whoever the franker is, he's tried to get a new cell phone, change her banking info, change her home address with both her bank and Rogers, etc.

The stuff they come up with is very sophisticated. Especially for the elderly, it can be very easy to be conned.
- Atomic Wedgie

Not bursting my bubble at all.. I will give the shirt off my back to someone I can see, with my own 2 eyes. Provided they need it.

meh... its like 5$ for them to deliver a 12 of tall boys... and they will even bring right to me as i lounge on the back deck
- Dozzer

I can't wait to see your story on My 600-lb Life.

I'm hoping you are still getting some on the side - no use in only having one baby mama.

Spread the love, RJ.

Spread the love.

What could possibly go wrong with having several illegitimate kids from different mothers when you have a career that typically lasts about two years?
- Atomic Wedgie

No no no. You have the wrong class. That one is (frank)ing, which is taught by Cromartie in room 69. Jesus Wedge

http://nypost.com/2016/01...y-year-to-support-8-kids/

meh... its like 5$ for them to deliver a 12 of tall boys... and they will even bring right to me as i lounge on the back deck
- Dozzer

What is this service?

there's a lot of face (frank)ing going on in here
- Dozzer

Damn, and I missed it.

meh... its like 5$ for them to deliver a 12 of tall boys... and they will even bring right to me as i lounge on the back deck
- Dozzer

Are you on sick leave or something?

What is this service?
- AdamFrench

dial-a-bottle!

It's pretty much the greatest thing for drunks since booze

His Quad.


- bixll

nah not a quad......more like this....

What is this service?
- AdamFrench

Called a cab company.

Dude, you can't change out of your Pajama pants and go pick it up?
- LeafMan

oh come on..... i already went out once to the grocery store today

nah not a quad......more like this....


- Dozzer

the BIG wheel

What is this service?
- AdamFrench

speedee beer delivery

nah not a quad......more like this....


- Dozzer

Quads are so much more stable.

What is this service?
- AdamFrench

Yeti has a similar service out in Alberta.

I guess then my point is, JG51 and a 2nd is drastically underpaying for Trouba

In which case you do that 10/10 times. I guess we just value the player differently, which is cool.
- RickJames77

I didn't see the specifics, I was just agreeing with the general idea of the post. No real need to try to trade for guys like that right now, they can just keep doing what they are doing and they'll be fine. Guys like Gardiner are good to have around.

The Jets aren't going to be interested in trading a younger dman with higher upside for Gardiner and a 2nd anyway, it'd take a lot more since they have no reason to move Trouba. That's what makes me not interested in the idea myself.

oh come on..... i already went out once to the grocery store today
- Dozzer

so you were out of beer and tampons, rough day for you

Are you on sick leave or something?
- WingmanWillie

nope... just hanging around drinkin lol

Dude, you can't change out of your Pajama pants and go pick it up?
- LeafMan

They have his picture up on the "don't sell to" list on the wall.

speedee beer delivery
- Dozzer

All the kids are using it.

in speedo beer delivery
- Dozzer

Ewe.

the BIG wheel
- Symba007

i look dope rollin' down the street in that baby

No no no. You have the wrong class. That one is (frank)ing, which is taught by Cromartie in room 69. Jesus Wedge

http://nypost.com/2016/01...y-year-to-support-8-kids/
- RickJames77

That's the class for beginners.

Then you go to Travis Henry:

http://www.nytimes.com/20...ootball/12henry.html?_r=0

And then if you want to become a pompous d-bag like Lumlums, go get your Ph.D. from Orlando Shaw:

http://www.foxsports.com/...ildren-by-14-women-060513

WTF?