Wanna blog? Start your own hockey blog with My HockeyBuzz. Register for free today!
 
Forums :: Blog World :: Habs Talk: North America vs Europe, by Andrew Saadalla
Author Message
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Apr 25 @ 3:45 PM ET
no it's still too raw
- DoubleDown


Did she kick you in the ass and it was in your back pocket?
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Apr 25 @ 3:46 PM ET
Yeah I expected him to follow up on that.
- Fredobface


Let's guess.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 3:47 PM ET
Did she kick you in the ass and it was in your back pocket?
- pete26


kind of a weird guess
razr
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: [quote=hscesq] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]:lol: :lol: :lol: -WaterBoy
Joined: 07.20.2009

Apr 25 @ 3:48 PM ET
kind of a weird guess
- DoubleDown

She saw you were on Tinder and then threw your phone to punish you
stormey
Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
Joined: 10.13.2005

Apr 25 @ 3:50 PM ET
took a selfie lololololol
- BINGO!

His wife if pretty hot. I don't think that was it.
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Apr 25 @ 3:50 PM ET
kind of a weird guess
- DoubleDown


That's never happened to me, if that's what you're thinking.
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Apr 25 @ 3:50 PM ET
His wife if pretty hot. I don't think that was it.
- stormey


If she?
stormey
Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
Joined: 10.13.2005

Apr 25 @ 3:52 PM ET
If she?
- pete26

Yeap.

Trust me....I was as surprised as you are.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 3:52 PM ET
That's never happened to me, if that's what you're thinking.
- pete26




it was actually my fault. phone was in my jacket pocket. i took off the jacket and put it on the bottom of the baby's carriage. when my wife moved the jacket while changing the baby, phone flew out and that was it. dropped it a hundred times and never had an issue but this time not so much.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 3:52 PM ET
Yeap.

Trust me....I was as surprised as you are.

- stormey


that's because you've never seen my penis
stormey
Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961
Joined: 10.13.2005

Apr 25 @ 3:53 PM ET
that's because you've never seen my penis
- DoubleDown

Yet
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Apr 25 @ 3:54 PM ET
that's because you've never seen my penis
- DoubleDown


well?
razr
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: [quote=hscesq] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]:lol: :lol: :lol: -WaterBoy
Joined: 07.20.2009

Apr 25 @ 3:56 PM ET
that's because you've never seen my penis
- DoubleDown

cuz he doesn't have eyes on the back of his head
deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Apr 25 @ 3:57 PM ET
that's because you've never seen my penis
- DoubleDown


pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Apr 25 @ 3:59 PM ET


it was actually my fault. phone was in my jacket pocket. i took off the jacket and put it on the bottom of the baby's carriage. when my wife moved the jacket while changing the baby, phone flew out and that was it. dropped it a hundred times and never had an issue but this time not so much.

- DoubleDown


Nah, I'd say that's her fault.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 3:59 PM ET
well?
- BINGO!


it's shockingly average in both length and girth. if anything, a smidge below. but my circumcision was immaculate. the mohel was definitely sober.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 4:00 PM ET
cuz he doesn't have eyes on the back of his head
- razr


this is terrible. i just want you to know that.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Apr 25 @ 4:01 PM ET
it's shockingly average in both length and girth. if anything, a smidge below. but my circumcision was immaculate. the mohel was definitely sober.
- DoubleDown


fine craftsmanship is very important.
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Apr 25 @ 4:03 PM ET
that's because you've never seen my penis
- DoubleDown


#Richardpics
3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Apr 25 @ 4:04 PM ET
it's shockingly average in both length and girth. if anything, a smidge below. but my circumcision was immaculate. the mohel was definitely sober.
- DoubleDown


Your theory is that your shockingly average penis is what landed you an above-average looking wife?

This is a real game-changer.
Fountain-San
Boston Bruins
Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007

Apr 25 @ 4:04 PM ET
this is terrible. i just want you to know that.
- DoubleDown

3M
Location: Antigua
Joined: 06.30.2009

Apr 25 @ 4:05 PM ET
fine craftsmanship is very important.
- BINGO!


When dealing in modifications in which you only get one chance to get it right, precision is everything.
Fountain-San
Boston Bruins
Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007

Apr 25 @ 4:05 PM ET
Your theory is that your shockingly average penis is what landed you an above-average looking wife?

This is a real game-changer.

- 3M

maybe she's nuts?
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 4:06 PM ET
Your theory is that your shockingly average penis is what landed you an above-average looking wife?

This is a real game-changer.

- 3M


you ruin everything. you know that right?
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Apr 25 @ 4:06 PM ET
maybe she's nuts?
- Fountain-San


He's gonna describe them now..
Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134  Next