I'm smoking j #2 right now
- Dozzer

You guys are all crackheads and will burn hell with Satan.
God has forsaken you!!!!!

The sun revolves around the earth.
Science is wrong.



Oh sorry.....thats the fake southerner in me talking.

You guys are all crackheads and will burn hell with Satan.
God has forsaken you!!!!!

The sun revolves around the earth.
Science is wrong.



Oh sorry.....thats the fake southerner in me talking.
- Fakepartofme

Phrasing

*hears banjo music in the background*

I'm smoking j #2 right now
- Dozzer

Sounds likes a productive day at Dozzer Inc.

So who here believes St. Louis can beat Chicago in round 1?
- Aaron_85

I picked St Louis

- Dozzer

did you have the shower yet you filthy animal?

I picked St Louis
- jimi james

Same

Been sitting out on the back porch in the sun all day... It's been (frank)ing glorious
- Dozzer

- Garnie

Oh the cruelty...

Oh the cruelty...
- the_eye

Dozzer hangin in the sun, waiting for beer to be passed out...

Dozzer hangin in the sun, waiting for beer to be passed out...
- Garnie

So drunk he can barely get out of the chair.

So drunk he can barely get out of the chair.
- the_eye

this is probably more like it.



but still drunk

screw you guys

I think my dog is eying my beer

I think my dog is eying my beer


- RickJames77

I hate you.




Mainly because I can;t drink right now. Some (frank)er stood on my toe with cleats while playing soccer and split the (frank)er wide open so I'm on antibiotics to help clear up the mess

PS: Cute dog

I hate you.




Mainly because I can;t drink right now. Some (frank)er stood on my toe with cleats while playing soccer and split the (frank)er wide open so I'm on antibiotics to help clear up the mess

PS: Cute dog
- lumlums

A real man would use beer as antibiotics.

I hate you.




Mainly because I can;t drink right now. Some (frank)er stood on my toe with cleats while playing soccer and split the (frank)er wide open so I'm on antibiotics to help clear up the mess

PS: Cute dog
- lumlums

You have a couple of beer on antibiotics, just take it easy.
3 or 4 won't do anything.

You have a couple of beer on antibiotics, just take it easy.
3 or 4 won't do anything.
- the_eye

That's just a tease though. It's kinda like just the tip.

That's just a tease though. It's kinda like just the tip.
- smellmyfinger

swag?

I hate you.




Mainly because I can;t drink right now. Some (frank)er stood on my toe with cleats while playing soccer and split the (frank)er wide open so I'm on antibiotics to help clear up the mess

PS: Cute dog
- lumlums

That sucks man!

She's a great dog. I love the breed: Bernese Mountain Dog. My first dog apart from family dogs

swag?
- twiztedmike

There is nothing swag about limiting your beer intake. We need an anti-swag thread for this conversation.

I think my dog is eying my beer


- RickJames77

So, how's the flower arranging going?

So, how's the flower arranging going?
- As_I_See_It

Idk too busy (frank)ing my couch

- Garnie

WTF?

That's awesome. That's how I picture every American to be born

I miss the playoffs...we better win this lottery.

I miss the playoffs...we better win this lottery.
- systemtool

You know what? I don't miss the playoffs. Only really witnessed it once a few years ago. Nearly killed me with all the nerves. I enjoy being safe in the knowledge the Leafs can't screw me anymore and I can concentrate solely on playoff pools cheering for players and not teams.