When did we as a society (I'm looking at you, North America) decide that to really enjoy a meal at a restaurant, you have to keep stuffing your face until you want to throw up?
- Atomic Wedgie

It's only wafer thin ....

So, following naming conventions is she called "Hoha"?
- lumlums

So Mrs. Lumlums is called Mrs. YUMYUMS?

So, following naming conventions is she called "Hoha"?
- lumlums

Last I heard was that with all the action she now goes by Hohohohohohohoho ....

So Mrs. Lumlums is called Mrs. YUMYUMS?
- .HOHO.

thank hell i am single or you asses would be calling her Hozzer

I once saw a crazy documentary about a group of soccer hooligans in Scotland (can't remember their team). They called themselves the "Sociables."

In a nutshell: when the soccer hooliganism was at its worst, the police would ban anyone who even looked like they may cause trouble.

So this group of fans started wearing dress pants and sweaters to games - and then proceed to beat the hell out of the other team's fans.

It was as sad as it was funny.
- Atomic Wedgie

I wish soccer hooligans were hunted like ISIS.

thank hell i am single or you asses would be calling her Hozzer
- Dozzer

That's what we call your right hand!

Yes, Manchester has two teams better than Liverpool now.


Now (frank) off back to your yellow submarine....
- lumlums

Must have struck a nerve. You went and got all biitchy.

So Mrs. Lumlums is called Mrs. YUMYUMS?
- .HOHO.

Or DumsDums

thank hell i am single or you asses would be calling her Hozzer
- Dozzer

And who the (frank) are you kidding?
We all know his name is Bob!

That's what we call your right hand!
- .HOHO.

no no no... thats Palmala... the left is Wristina

Or DumsDums
- Fakepartofme

gummygums

Or DumsDums
- Fakepartofme

Or Bang in the BUMBUMS.

Too much? My bad

Or Bang in the BUMBUMS.

Too much? My bad
- .HOHO.

humhums

Or Bang in the BUMBUMS.

Too much? My bad
- .HOHO.

plum-plums

plum-plums
- twiztedmike

get a little sum'-sum

And who the (frank) are you kidding?
We all know his name is Bob!
- .HOHO.

no no... Robert is my first name... cant be naming it after myself

cumcums

umphumphs

cumcums
- twiztedmike

Go on....

no no... Robert is my first name... cant be naming it after myself
- Dozzer

Good call

Blozzer

Dro-zzer 420 blaze it

Dro-zzer 420 blaze it
- twiztedmike

i just might... finish this beer and have a shower first tho

is it wrong i am still in my pj pants and drinking beer?

Or DumsDums
- Fakepartofme

Mrs. Lums is definitely no dum dum. She is a Liverpool fan.

i just might... finish this beer and have a shower first tho

is it wrong i am still in my pj pants and drinking beer?
- Dozzer