Dear restaurant patrons

All vegetarians, vegans and people allergic to dairy, wheat, nuts, citrus, food colouring, seeds, corn, beans, tomatoes, latex gloves, the powder in latex gloves, people who have imaginary friends who tell you not to eat certain foods or animals that weren't slaughtered in a particular way.....please (frank) off.

It's getting a little much and I never signed up to have you or your child's life in my hands. Just like a crowded disco might not be suited for a quadriplegic, you probably should come to the realization that dining out might not be best for you.
Thanks!

Signed, every chef, sous chef, line cook and waiter in the world.
- hunglikeapuck

Yes, thank you.

Dear restaurant patrons

All vegetarians, vegans and people allergic to dairy, wheat, nuts, citrus, food colouring, seeds, corn, beans, tomatoes, latex gloves, the powder in latex gloves, people who have imaginary friends who tell you not to eat certain foods or animals that weren't slaughtered in a particular way.....please (frank) off.

It's getting a little much and I never signed up to have you or your child's life in my hands. Just like a crowded disco might not be suited for a quadriplegic, you probably should come to the realization that dining out might not be best for you.
Thanks!

Signed, every chef, sous chef, line cook and waiter in the world.
- hunglikeapuck

(frank) you too ?

Yes, thank you.
- BINGO!

(frank) you too ?

also lol you're the fake yeast allergy guy

(frank) you too ?
- -davies-

Sup?

(frank) you too ?

also lol you're the fake yeast allergy guy
- -davies-

*Shrugs* I just don't drink beer and all is fine.

*Shrugs* I just don't drink beer and all is fine.
- BINGO!

YOU TOLD PEOPLE FOR FOUR YEARS YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO YEAST !!!


hunglikeapuck was referring to YOU

you are

Dear restaurant patrons

All vegetarians, vegans and people allergic to dairy, wheat, nuts, citrus, food colouring, seeds, corn, beans, tomatoes, latex gloves, the powder in latex gloves, people who have imaginary friends who tell you not to eat certain foods or animals that weren't slaughtered in a particular way.....please (frank) off.

It's getting a little much and I never signed up to have you or your child's life in my hands. Just like a crowded disco might not be suited for a quadriplegic, you probably should come to the realization that dining out might not be best for you.
Thanks!

Signed, every chef, sous chef, line cook and waiter in the world.
- hunglikeapuck

Dear poor people's chef.... (frank)off

YOU TOLD PEOPLE FOR FOUR YEARS YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO YEAST !!!


hunglikeapuck was referring to YOU

you are
- -davies-

(frank) you too ?
- -davies-

Chef that can only cook meat = Dear people, I can only cook meat because I suck at making all fooooood really good.

Sincerely yours, cher hunglikeachefboyardeeorCrims.

Chef that can only cook meat = Dear people, I can only cook meat because I suck at making all fooooood really good.

Sincerely yours, cher hunglikeachefboyardeeorCrims.
- WaterBoy

let's go grab a bite

Sup?
- mr.peanut

nada peapea whaddabout you

YOU TOLD PEOPLE FOR FOUR YEARS YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO YEAST !!!


hunglikeapuck was referring to YOU

you are
- -davies-

It literally only came up when presented with a beer. I just said no, usually.

It literally only came up when presented with a beer. I just said no, usually.
- BINGO!

the fact you thought that yet ate bread, then told us all here renders you subject to humiliation for a minimum of one year

Yes, thank you.
- BINGO!

2000 people come through my buffet for each service. Roughly 30 dishes they can eat, each one with 5-10 ingredients in them. Some of them allergic to 4-5 different things, I had one, I kid you not, that had 16 different food allergies. This week I have a group of Jews that are draining the (frank) out of me with their special needs and constant female doging.
They don't understand why they can't fly in kosher chickens and keep them in our fridges. Sure!!! Everyone just bring in raw meet from around the world without us knowing where the (frank) it comes from or if it's been handled safely...no problem!

I need a valium.

Go habs go!!

the fact you thought that yet ate bread, then told us all here renders you subject to humiliation for a minimum of one year
- -davies-

We all know I will be subject to humiliation for much longer than that for a variety of reasons.

lolffet

We all know I will be subject to humiliation for much longer than that for a variety of reasons.
- BINGO!

let's keep it compartmentalized

nada peapea whaddabout you
- -davies-

nada too. Back to full time on Monday

2000 people come through my buffet for each service. Roughly 30 dishes they can eat, each one with 5-10 ingredients in them. Some of them allergic to 4-5 different things, I had one, I kid you not, that had 16 different food allergies. This week I have a group of Jews that are draining the (frank) out of me with their special needs and constant female doging.
They don't understand why they can't fly in kosher chickens and keep them in our fridges. Sure!!! Everyone just bring in raw meet from around the world without us knowing where the (frank) it comes from or if it's been handled safely...no problem!

I need a valium.

Go habs go!!
- hunglikeapuck

let's go grab a bite
- -davies-

In my dreams

I make the best quinoa "croquettes" in the world

2000 people come through my buffet for each service. Roughly 30 dishes they can eat, each one with 5-10 ingredients in them. Some of them allergic to 4-5 different things, I had one, I kid you not, that had 16 different food allergies. This week I have a group of Jews that are draining the (frank) out of me with their special needs and constant female doging.
They don't understand why they can't fly in kosher chickens and keep them in our fridges. Sure!!! Everyone just bring in raw meet from around the world without us knowing where the (frank) it comes from or if it's been handled safely...no problem!

I need a valium.

Go habs go!!
- hunglikeapuck

lol kosher

Chef that can only cook meat = Dear people, I can only cook meat because I suck at making all fooooood really good.

Sincerely yours, cher hunglikeachefboyardeeorCrims.
- WaterBoy

Vegetarians are a (frank)ing delusional. Knowing that plants can communicate amongst themselves, with insects, can express happiness and sadness, you think a carrot is totally cool with you tearing it from the ground, ripping it from its roots and tossing it aside too slowly die?

Also, I eat vegetarian 2-3 times per week. You think we just put meat on a plate you (frank)ing dummy? Unless it's accompanied with delicious veggies and starches it's (frank)ing useless.

God you're an idiot.

Vegetarians are a (frank)ing delusional. Knowing that plants can communicate amongst themselves, with insects, can express happiness and sadness, you think a carrot is totally cool with you tearing it from the ground, ripping it from its roots and tossing it aside too slowly die?

Also, I eat vegetarian 2-3 times per week. You think we just put meat on a plate you (frank)ing dummy? Unless it's accompanied with delicious veggies and starches it's (frank)ing useless.

God you're an idiot.
- hunglikeapuck

I just pinched a nerve.

In my dreams

I make the best quinoa "croquettes" in the world
- WaterBoy

had a really good quinoa black bean burger yesterday

but i'm delusional so maybe it actually tasted bad who knows

had a really good quinoa black bean burger yesterday

but i'm delusional so maybe it actually tasted bad who knows
- -davies-

Black beans.

Something DT will never eat.