Everybody knows you have better push up form in Ed Hardy shirts. I added 30lbs to my bench press when I bought mine.



- smellmyfinger

He terrifies me in ways you would never understand.

Everybody knows you have better push up form in Ed Hardy shirts. I added 30lbs to my bench press when I bought mine.



- smellmyfinger

Dammit.

I'm in here trying to look all cool for the ladies, but obviously this guy from NJ is going to trump me.

So does my liver.
- AdamFrench

I could drink 15+ beers when I was 19 and wake up the next day with a bad headache that'd go away in a couple hours. Now if I drink 6 it feels like I caught the bubonic plague for 48 hours afterwards. This is bullpoop.

Admit it Lou

You laughed while you were shaking your head deleting those posts
- jimi james

Yeah I was shaking my head but not really laughing.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Next thing I know, I'm chained to your radiator while wearing a ballgag.

Let me think about it.
- Atomic Wedgie

thanks for the visual wedgie

Yeah I was shaking my head but not really laughing.

This is why we can't have nice things.
- LeafMan

This is a directly correlated Leaf simile

I could drink 15+ beers when I was 19 and wake up the next day with a bad headache that'd go away in a couple hours. Now if I drink 6 it feels like I caught the bubonic plague for 48 hours afterwards. This is bullpoop.
- daeth

I could drink 3 bottles of wine and wake up at 5am to work out and go to class.

Now I drink one and I wake up naked next to Dozzer in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice.

I could drink 15+ beers when I was 19 and wake up the next day with a bad headache that'd go away in a couple hours. Now if I drink 6 it feels like I caught the bubonic plague for 48 hours afterwards. This is bullpoop.
- daeth

I am not alone

I could drink 3 bottles of wine and wake up at 5am to work out and go to class.

Now I drink one and I wake up naked next to Dozzer in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice.
- AdamFrench

Something to be proud of.

I could drink 3 bottles of wine and wake up at 5am to work out and go to class.

Now I drink one and I wake up naked next to Dozzer in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice.
- AdamFrench

Dude - do you still have both your kidneys?

Dude - do you still have both your kidneys?
- Atomic Wedgie

Ya, but I have this red line on the side of my body.

Yeah I was shaking my head but not really laughing.

This is why we can't have nice things.
- LeafMan

Dammit! What'd I miss?

Something to be proud of.
- LeafMan

For some reason he still has a fedora on every time.

Ya, but I have this red line on the side of my body.
- AdamFrench

Ya, but I have this red line on the side of my body.
- AdamFrench

pffft its just marked territory

Ya, but I have this red line on the side of my body.
- AdamFrench

They probably just stole a lung.

You'll be fine.

The bling definitely does.

Checkout my new necklace:


- Atomic Wedgie

Thats hardcore Wedgie.

GSP is not impress.

They probably just stole a lung.

You'll be fine.
- Atomic Wedgie

It's an infection, It'll go away..

Ya, but I have this red line on the side of my body.
- AdamFrench

I still have three puncture marks and a one inch scare from mine. All kidding aside, kidney surgery is (frank)ing very painful.

No, seriously, he's franking horrible.

If you really want a guy who can't skate, we could just bring back Komisarek.

It would be cheaper.
- Atomic Wedgie

I remember the crap I took these boards for suggesting that Luke Schenn was a marginal NHL Dman, at best. Good times.

I still have three puncture marks and a one inch scare from mine. All kidding aside, kidney surgery is (frank)ing very painful.
- LeafMan

holy Crap Lou

I could drink 3 bottles of wine and wake up at 5am to work out and go to class.

Now I drink one and I wake up naked next to Dozzer in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice.
- AdamFrench

The best part is I can still hold my alcohol as well as ever, it's just the next day(s) that are different. I've had hangovers after not even being drunk the night before, just lightly buzzed

The best part is I can still hold my alcohol as well as ever, it's just the next day(s) that are different. I've had hangovers after not even being drunk the night before, just lightly buzzed
- daeth

Old people....

Old people....
- Steven_Seagull

im barely out of my 20s ffs

I could drink 3 bottles of wine and wake up at 5am to work out and go to class.

Now I drink one and I wake up naked next to Dozzer in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice.
- AdamFrench