- Is good at tightening laces on his skates
- Wears a hat well
- Has legs
- Does not vomit uncontrolably during game play.
- Has yet to be indicted for multiple murders
- jmatchett383

This is brilliant. Thank you.

Seems like Neuvirth should to start one oft he games on the weekend.
- Feanor

And if he's not ready yet who would you play?

he's the hero we need, the hero we deserve, but not so much the hero we all want
- BulliesPhan87

If I were on the "Official Internet Post of the Day and Funny Cat Video of the Day" review panel, I would vote for this for Funny Cat Video of the Day.

And if he's not ready yet who would you play?
- FlyersGrace

Umberger. Without pads.

Benson is falling by what McKenzie's scouts say, due to injury. He could be a very good player if he sneaks into the late first-early second. Though I'm not sure id call him a sniper...
- Mononoke

Most of what I've read on him have called him sniper. He's scored a lot of goals in prior seasons. One he had 57 in like 30 something games. Maybe just scorer is better word than sniper?

Most of what I've read on him have called him sniper. He's scored a lot of goals in prior seasons. One he had 57 in like 30 something games. Maybe just scorer is better word than sniper?
- arichardson22

He has 22 goals in 97 career WHL games. I've read he's a real heart and soul player --- good all around, maybe not the most dynamic. Definitely not a big goal scorer in the Dub.

Edit: it seems you're referencing him putting up monster seasons in bantam

Umberger. Without pads.
- jmatchett383

I concur...

In seriousness I'd say Mase plays until Neuvy is ready.

I concur...

In seriousness I'd say Mase plays until Neuvy is ready.
- dragonoffrost

Who said I wasn't serious?

*controversial post*

*controversial post*
- funmaster18

- YuenglingJagr

*personal attack*

*controversial post*
- funmaster18

off-color and off-topic retort

off-color and off-topic retort
- Scoob

*calls you chump*

The censoring on this forum is, dare I say it, scary. This must be what it feels like to be on the Internet in the People's Republic of China. If our personal liberties keep being threatened, rebellion may be the only answer.

Which wildlife preserve should we take over, guys?

The censoring on this forum is, dare I say it, scary. This must be what it feels like to be on the Internet in the People's Republic of China. If our personal liberties keep being threatened, rebellion may be the only answer.
- Mononoke

and for some reason it's anything goes in the rangers thread

Zac Rinaldo excels at playing NHL-level ice hockey.
Claude Giroux is a person who oftentimes wears clothing.
The ice at the Wells Fargo Center is too cold.

Discuss

and for some reason it's anything goes in the rangers thread
- funmaster18

They must love the 1st amendment more. It's a sad day in "Flyerdom" indeed.

Zac Rinaldo excels at playing NHL-level ice hockey.
Claude Giroux is a person who oftentimes wears clothing.
The ice at the Wells Fargo Center is too cold.

Discuss
- jmatchett383

anal beads

*calls you chump*
- funmaster18

repeats same off-color and off-topic response

The censoring on this forum is, dare I say it, scary. This must be what it feels like to be on the Internet in the People's Republic of China. If our personal liberties keep being threatened, rebellion may be the only answer.

Which wildlife preserve should we take over, guys?
- Mononoke

Some of those clowns are still there, right? Haven't heard much about it lately. A truly silent protest. lol

Umberger. Without pads.
- jmatchett383

Or, we could just put Umberger in net like this:

and for some reason it's anything goes in the rangers thread
- funmaster18

The short bus always has different rules.

anal beads
- jak521

I second this motion

Some of those clowns are still there, right? Haven't heard much about it lately. A truly silent protest. lol
- Scoob

I thought they were raided and a couple died. Our armed takeover will be much better I assure you.

Edit: the leaders were captured, 1 person died, but their yahoo followers are still continuing the stand. That's American determination for ya!

I thought they were raided and a couple died. Our armed takeover will be much better I assure you.

Edit: the leaders were captured, 1 person died, but their yahoo followers are still continuing the stand. That's American determination for ya!
- Mononoke

there is FBI footage of the dude getting popped...seemed a little drastic but i blocked that whole situation out very early on so im not sure what happened