lol, no need to drug him



yet
- homiedclown

Then put on extra finger of the turkey in your tumbler.

puppy is driving me crazy today

full of piss and vinegar


- homiedclown

Trade him in for a new one...

Trade him in for a new one...
- jochfr

puppy is driving me crazy today

full of piss and vinegar


- homiedclown

Mine is 4 months now. He still pisses everywhere. And eats all my socks.

Really wish the Sabres and Jr game would have been tonight. I have nothing to f-in do tonight.
- Buffalo--Sabres

Dude! sharks-Jets!

....im actually going to watch it.

Oilers win puts us in 29th.

The 14 points in 14 December games notwithstanding of course, when it comes to Kane?
- kingcong39

That Stat isn't correct

Kane has 13 total points this year, and not all of them have been in December

That Stat isn't correct

Kane has 13 total points this year, and not all of them have been in December
- sbroads24

Corrected: looks like 4 goals and 3 assists during December's 14 games.

Corrected: looks like 4 goals and 3 assists during December's 14 games.
- kingcong39

I thought both he and Larssons had a good game tonight despite being held off the score sheet.
Gionta surprised me too.

I thought both he and Larssons had a good game tonight despite being held off the score sheet.
Gionta surprised me too.
- seedy

Larsson's one of those players whose style of play is best suited for the centre position. He's very good defensively/posession wise at his natural position. I he keeps it up I think it makes it easier to kee the Girgensons-Eichel duo together.

I thought both he and Larssons had a good game tonight despite being held off the score sheet.
Gionta surprised me too.
- seedy

Kane did play well. It's just amazing how he doesn't score more

Kane did play well. It's just amazing how he doesn't score more
- sbroads24

Didn't he hit 2 posts?

That Stat isn't correct

Kane has 13 total points this year, and not all of them have been in December
- sbroads24

thx, Brodie, had a brain fart on that.


fixed

Didn't he hit 2 posts?
- sippyd

and was robbed by mrazek

and was robbed by mrazek
- Michael Pachla

We need a goaltender. Losing too many of these one goal games.

Gaustad with his first of the season

Gaustad with his first of the season
- Buffalo--Sabres

1. At work, let every single female cut in front of you at the coffee machine. Old, young, ugly, ptretty, skinny, husky, whatever. You say, "No, no, after you." way before the pot is empty, quietly, but noticeably, make a new pot. You are building a new brand. You will do this, and nothing else, for a full week.

2. At 2:30 Friday afternoon, find the best looking girl who drinks coffee. Say, "I'm meeting some friends at ______ for happy hour tonight. Any chance you can stop in on the way home?" She will say no, because she will have other plans, of course. This is expected. You are completing week T (-2).

3. On Monday, after you let a few girls fill their mugs before you (BRAND, BRAND, BRAND) someone will say, "How was your weekend." YOU MUST SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY. Rolling your eyes, you say, "Friday snuck up on me, I guess. My boys hung around for a while after happy hour and got a little crazy." Keep making coffee. The story will get back to the cute girl even if she's not there.

4. On Friday, as close to 9:30 am as possible, get to the coffee room, let all females cut, make as many fresh pots as necessary (BRAND YOURSELF, BOY!) and wait for the cute girl. When she comes, you say "I'm supposed to meet my boys at ___ again for happy hour. I need to be sure I'm a bit more careful than last week." Then, act like a new idea hit you, totally out of left field. "Hey! Wanna come?? It's a lot of fun!" She will say no. She already has other plans with her boyfriend/date. You have completed Week T (-1).

5. This is a critical time in the plan. Early on Monday, you're right back in the coffee room, letting all women go first, making fresh pots (BRAND YOURSELF) and looking a little glum. Someone will ask, "How are you SBroads?" or "How was your weekend?" Roll your eyes, and say, in a conspiratorial tone, "To be honest, I'm kinda glad to be back at work. After happy hour was over Friday at _______, we got way outta hand, and I need to be at work to get some rest!" If the cute girl is there to her this, it is best, but if not, its still OK, she will find out about the exchange.

6. Make tons of pots of coffee. Let girls cut in front of you every time. Smile nicely. Be humble.

7. Thursday afternoon after 3:00 pm. Back at the coffee room. More fresh pots. More letting every woman cut. Wait for the cute girl to show. When she's there, you have to deliver properly. "I don't know, my guys are going back to _____ for happy hour this week, and I kinda want to go, but I really don't want to get out of hand like we have for the last few weeks." A brilliant idea crosses your mind "HEY! Wanna meet me there?" She will say, "I 'm not sure, how long do you think you will be there?" Your reply should be "I usually just play it by ear. If you show up, that will be cool, if I miss you, we'll do it another time."

8. Sometime Friday at Happy Hour, she will show up at _______, with her boyfriend (don't panic) and ANOTHER GIRL. You have just completed week T (0). ANOTHER GIRL is your sex target in week T (+1).

9. Don't (frank) it up from here. Balance your buzz with your mission. Engage both the cute girl and ANOTHER GIRL in conversation early. Talk occasionally to the boyfriend, too. By the end spend 60 - 70 percent of your time, but not more, with ANOTHER GIRL Do not drop below 30% of your time impressing the cute girl, She is still your ambassador, and is critical in that role. You are moving into Week T (+1)

10. You are going to get laid this weekend! All week long, make coffee like a mother (frank)er, and let every single female cut in front of you (BRAND LOYALTY IS ALWAYS KEY!) When you see the cute girl, you say this "I really had a great time this weekend." DONT SAY ANY MORE until she says "We did too." Then you say, "Hey, is there any chance you might give me ANOTHER GIRL's number?" She will, of course. On Tuesday night, you meet ANOTHER GIRL for 2 drinks (no more than that) at a fancier place than _______. When you drop her at her house, kiss her, and ask if you can see her again. Wednesday, after work, invite her to dinner on Thursday night, at a restuarant that serves a good chicken entree. She'll go. Be cool, and after you kiss her at the front door, ask her if she would like a dinner and a movie Saturday. She will say yes. During the day Saturday, claen your apartment meticulously, make your bed, and be sure you have two condoms in your bedstand. YOURE GOING TO GET LAID
- Der Kaiser

That's way too much work...

As the great Charlie Sheen once said to a judge at a sentencing. The judge asked him why a man like him would pay for sex, Sheen replied: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".

And as we all know everything's coming up roses for 'ol Charlie.

That's way too much work...

As the great Charlie Sheen once said to a judge at a sentencing. The judge asked him why a man like him would pay for sex, Sheen replied: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".

And as we all know everything's coming up roses for 'ol Charlie.
- Wetbandit1

Classic Charlie.
Winning!

That's way too much work...

As the great Charlie Sheen once said to a judge at a sentencing. The judge asked him why a man like him would pay for sex, Sheen replied: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".

And as we all know everything's coming up roses for 'ol Charlie.
- Wetbandit1

If you have Sheen money, that's an option. Otherwise, better put in the work.

Oilers win puts us in 29th.
- Sabresfan-365

Fire up the tank! We've got work to do, boys.

Larsson's one of those players whose style of play is best suited for the centre position. He's very good defensively/posession wise at his natural position. I he keeps it up I think it makes it easier to kee the Girgensons-Eichel duo together.
- Sabresfan-365

100% agree. Sabres had him listed as a winger tonight, but he took plenty of faceoffs. He played #3C, right?

Gaustad with his first of the season
- Buffalo--Sabres

Armia and stafford with goals tonight (Armia goal might get changed, but it would then be an assist.)
Either way, im still fine with the trade.

100% agree. Sabres had him listed as a winger tonight, but he took plenty of faceoffs. He played #3C, right?
- seedy

It looked to me like he was playing centre but I may be wrong as i did not watch the full game.

Saw this



This season through 39gms -> 15-20-4 (34 points).
Last season through 39gms -> 14-22-3 (31 points).