Who the heck are all these centers going to feed to score the goals that we are currently not scoring with 6 centers on the roster? Trading for ryjo would be terrible imo, especially if it means draft picks going away.

This thread is (frank)ing hilarious.
- mhp

Yea, I laughed a few times as well.

Trade for Ryan Johansen make it happen!!

Safe players 2016 first,Jack,sam,ROR,riso,

Everything else can go
- gerbe75pts

My god.

No he was trolling. I am the runt of the family only being 6 foot 4 292 lbs
- Maximum Signal

You basically threatened to beat the guy up. On a hockey message board.

So I made a statement inferring how silly that was.

6'4 292 huh?
Well I'm 6'5 and 293!!!

You're dead when I see you bro !!

You basically threatened to beat the guy up. On a hockey message board.

So I made a statement inferring how silly that was.

6'4 292 huh?
Well I'm 6'5 and 293!!!

You're dead when I see you bro !!
- HB77

But you are Canadian...... You lose.

But you are Canadian...... You lose.
- CoHo_to_B-Lo

At what?

We're the bestest ever. We like hockey eh!!'

You basically threatened to beat the guy up. On a hockey message board.

So I made a statement inferring how silly that was.

6'4 292 huh?
Well I'm 6'5 and 293!!!

You're dead when I see you bro !!
- HB77

Kaiserfarce: 420
Unadulterated BS: 293

I think it's going to go my way!

Kaiserfarce: 420
Unadulterated BS: 293

I think it's going to go my way!
- Der Kaiser

Damnit!!

Always a bridesmaid.

K, second toughest then

My god, what have I done?!
- mhp

Fixed.

Kaiserfarce: 420
Unadulterated BS: 293

I think it's going to go my way!
- Der Kaiser

That's cute. My left nut alone weighs 422.

Damnit!!

Always a bridesmaid.

K, second toughest then
- HB77

Its a lame joke that isn't understood by most people who are here everyday.

That's cute. My left nut alone weighs 422.
- Wildschwein

Canadia!!

Its a lame joke that isn't understood by most people who are here everyday.
- Der Kaiser

No stress brah.

Just banter

At what?

We're the bestest ever. We like hockey eh!!'
- HB77

Leave it alone.

They all carry guns.

Leave it alone.

They all carry guns.
- RFawkes

I seriously laughed out loud. My boss had to tell me to get back to work

Leave it alone.

They all carry guns.
- RFawkes

My left nut ain't afraid of no smoke pole.

I know it's probably been mentioned, but just so I'm caught up, why exactly is Johansen on the market? Is it just because Columbus is last and they're looking for a shake up? It seems you'd want to build around Johansen not dump him.

It's going to take a cornerstone piece to pry Johansen from CBJ, or a bunch of very good assets.

Islanders IMO would be a good fit.
- sbroads24

It would have to be Reinhart, 2016 1st, + to even get them interested unless CBJ really hates Johansen.

It would have to be Reinhart, 2016 1st, + to even get them interested unless CBJ really hates Johansen.
- kingcong39

Nopetown

Also...who left the gate to the great white north open in this board

I know it's probably been mentioned, but just so I'm caught up, why exactly is Johansen on the market? Is it just because Columbus is last and they're looking for a shake up? It seems you'd want to build around Johansen not dump him.
- sskkoo1

According to their coach and fans, he is fat, lazy etc. etc. Does not work hard enough... but is still 2nd on the team in points..... so of course they have to get rid of him.

I know it's probably been mentioned, but just so I'm caught up, why exactly is Johansen on the market? Is it just because Columbus is last and they're looking for a shake up? It seems you'd want to build around Johansen not dump him.
- sskkoo1

Torts doesn't like him is my first guess

He only likes superstars who kill penalties and block shots

Ask the sedins what they think of tortorella....

It would have to be Reinhart, 2016 1st, + to even get them interested unless CBJ really hates Johansen.
- kingcong39

Johansen hasn't been so good that you'd need to offer both the 2016 1st and Reinhart. Likely cost one then add some minor pieces to sweeten the deal

Nopetown

Also...who left the gate to the great white north open in this board
- feetontheair22

Postman, remember?
Came in the patio door this time.

Nopetown

Also...who left the gate to the great white north open in this board
- feetontheair22

I was thinking the same thing, like Canadian Geese flying down south. Gathered here to poop all over our lawns

Nopetown

Also...who left the gate to the great white north open in this board
- feetontheair22

We snuck in through your lax security