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twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007

Apr 20 @ 10:32 AM ET
jerking off won't add steps to your fitbit step counter but it will log it as "active minutes"



disclaimer: I actually discovered this yesterday not just now in my office.

- dt99999

Why bother with a fitbit if you eat burgers every day?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Apr 20 @ 11:06 AM ET
Why bother with a fitbit if you eat burgers every day?
- twiztedmike

Some work thing they have going on
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Apr 20 @ 5:20 PM ET
jerking off won't add steps to your fitbit step counter but it will log it as "active minutes"



disclaimer: I actually discovered this yesterday not just now in my office.

- dt99999

You mean seconds
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Apr 20 @ 5:31 PM ET
You mean seconds
- Lahey

Doesn't break it down in seconds but I burned 2 calories
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Apr 21 @ 3:01 PM ET
S2TP is a female
A_Tree
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm r00ting for you™ - KS, ON
Joined: 05.06.2011

Apr 21 @ 3:06 PM ET
This should be moved to the appropriate thread.

I.E. announcement
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Apr 21 @ 3:11 PM ET
S2TP is a female
- Lahey


Streit2ThePenis was taken
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Apr 21 @ 3:17 PM ET
Streit2ThePenis was taken
- Streit2ThePoint

Probably because people with a penis don't get migraines.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Apr 21 @ 3:20 PM ET
Probably because people with a penis don't get migraines.
- Lahey


I'm flirting with one right now actually.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Apr 21 @ 3:23 PM ET
I'm flirting with one right now actually.
- Streit2ThePoint

Better pick some of these up then

Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Apr 21 @ 3:24 PM ET
Better pick some of these up then


- Lahey


Thanks gayhey I will.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Apr 21 @ 5:15 PM ET
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Apr 21 @ 5:16 PM ET

- BINGO!

he looks ridiculous
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 21 @ 5:17 PM ET
he looks ridiculous
- daeth

he always looks ridiculous. he's so tiny.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Apr 21 @ 5:20 PM ET

- BINGO!

That's because no one has the balls to make fun of a midget.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Apr 21 @ 5:24 PM ET
he looks ridiculous
- daeth


He does. It's great.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Apr 21 @ 5:35 PM ET
He does. It's great.
- BINGO!

I guess you just get to the point where you don't even give a poop anymore.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 21 @ 8:16 PM ET
I guess you just get to the point where you don't even give a poop anymore.
- daeth

what else can you do?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

May 11 @ 1:23 PM ET
the chick from 4 non blondes is "married" to the chick from Roseanne
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

May 11 @ 1:26 PM ET
the chick from 4 non blondes is "married" to the chick from Roseanne
- dt99999

filthy conservative.

i for one am glad these ugly lespigs have found true love.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

May 11 @ 4:01 PM ET
what else can you do?
- kicksave856

get really depressed and eventually overdose on a combination of vodka, ambien, and prozac
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

May 11 @ 4:26 PM ET
get really depressed and eventually overdose on a combination of vodka, ambien, and prozac
- daeth

where do we sign up?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

May 11 @ 4:27 PM ET
where do we sign up?
- dt99999

i can't believe crims is going to die that way.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

May 11 @ 5:53 PM ET
i can't believe crims is going to die that way.
- kicksave856

someone better buy him a scooter
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 9 @ 8:55 AM ET
wow...


as it turns out, Blink182/simple plan/linkin park/fallout boy/green day/etc are actually different bands and not the same band playing the same song over and over again as I previously imagined
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