Not gonna lie, I went into the 15 items or less line with 17 items last week.

- HonkFortheGoose

I have two pet peeves in life that I believe should permit me to punch the violator immediately, directly on the nose, without any consequence whatsoever.

1. Jackholes who drive in the left lane, slowly, when nobody is in the right lane.

2. People who take more than 7 items into the express lane at Wegmans. (By the way, 10 cups of yogurt are not "1 item" unless they are connected in some kind of carton.)

EDIT:

Also, those idiot loser bartenders who say things like "Don't you think you've had enough, buddy?" and cant tell when a guy is just unwinding and having a little fun.
- Der Kaiser

a big one of mine is when I am going 10 miles over the speed limit and someone feels it's ok to be an inch off my ass and on his phone

STAMKOS.

6 letters.
- Der Kaiser

- Der Kaiser

I'm sorry, but I'm not standing in one of the lines with 2 people ahead of me with like 50 items each because I'm 2 over the 15. That's just dumb.

a big one of mine is when I am going 10 miles over the speed limit and someone feels it's ok to be an inch off my ass and on his phone
- homiedclown

i enjoy the joy riders who decide its time to pass a semi while going 0.5mph faster at about 60 mph with the speed limit being 70

I have two pet peeves in life that I believe should permit me to punch the violator immediately, directly on the nose, without any consequence whatsoever.

1. Jackholes who drive in the left lane, slowly, when nobody is in the right lane.

2. People who take more than 7 items into the express lane at Wegmans. (By the way, 10 cups of yogurt are not "1 item" unless they are connected in some kind of carton.)

EDIT:

Also, those idiot loser bartenders who say things like "Don't you think you've had enough, buddy?" and cant tell when a guy is just unwinding and having a little fun.
- Der Kaiser

Agreed..
Also people that talk with their mouth full of food.

I'm sorry, but I'm not standing in one of the lines with 2 people ahead of me with like 50 items each because I'm 2 over the 15. That's just dumb.
- HonkFortheGoose

then maybe you should have dropped two of your items.. you broke the civil code of conduct..

never caught the ones that broke into mine either..

piece of advice to anyone willing to listen: When selling your house don't have an open house. If you do make everyone sign in and show ID.
- IndianaSabresFan

I hope they try again when I'm there...

a big one of mine is when I am going 10 miles over the speed limit and someone feels it's ok to be an inch off my ass and on his phone
- homiedclown

Driving in rush hour on the 90/290 here every day has made me a very angry driver.

If you're not tailgating people, you're getting cut off by people because there's just enough room for them between you and the person in front of you.

Last I checked, that space was there so I don't rear end the person in front of me when everyone inevitably slams on their brakes for no reason.

a big one of mine is when I am going 10 miles over the speed limit and someone feels it's ok to be an inch off my ass and on his phone
- homiedclown

I thoroughly enjoy watching some little punk in a "souped" up eclipse or civic weaving in and out of traffic like its Tokyo Drift... causing everyone to brake and bottle everyone up and then by the time i get to the toll booth they are 2 cars ahead of me....The Rage

then maybe you should have dropped two of your items.. you broke the civil code of conduct..
- IndianaSabresFan

It's not like it took 10 extra minutes for the guy to cash me out. I'm even anal enough that when I put my items on the belt, they're grouped together based on what can be bagged together.

I hope they try again when I'm there...
- jochfr

it really messed with my wife and kids heads.. i wish i could meet them in a dark alley with a lead pipe

It's not like it took 10 extra minutes for the guy to cash me out. I'm even anal enough that when I put my items on the belt, they're grouped together based on what can be bagged together.
- HonkFortheGoose

oh i don't really care.. i am sure i have done it too

I'm sorry, but I'm not standing in one of the lines with 2 people ahead of me with like 50 items each because I'm 2 over the 15. That's just dumb.
- HonkFortheGoose

I bet you use the handicapped stall in the restroom, too, cause you "shouldn't have to hold it, and nobody in a wheel chair ever comes in here."

It's not like it took 10 extra minutes for the guy to cash me out. I'm even anal enough that when I put my items on the belt, they're grouped together based on what can be bagged together.
- HonkFortheGoose

That's hot...

oh i don't really care.. i am sure i have done it too
- IndianaSabresFan

The only thing I ever liked about working 2nd shift was doing my grocery shopping at midnight. There's only like 3 other people in the store. So nobody is getting in your way or running you over with their cart. There's also no screaming kids and the shelves are in the process of being stocked, so if there's something missing, a worker is usually close by and can get it for you.

I bet you use the handicapped stall in the restroom, too, cause "there's more space"
- Der Kaiser

speaking of handicap things i have one about the handicap parking stall and who gets the placard.. but i will let you draw your own conclusions on that

I bet you use the handicapped stall in the restroom, too, cause "there's more space"
- Der Kaiser

I don't actually unless it's a busy restroom and it's the only one available.

it really messed with my wife and kids heads.. i wish i could meet them in a dark alley with a lead pipe
- IndianaSabresFan

They really are playing Russian Roulette down here because we can legally shoot a mother (frank)er for entering our house uninvited.

They really are playing Russian Roulette down here because we can legally shoot a mother (frank)er for entering our house uninvited.
- jochfr

i think they staked my house out.. i lived in the country all they had to do was find out when the house was empty.. they hit it up in the middle of the day on like a wednesday.

speaking of handicap things i have one about the handicap parking stall and who gets the placard.. but i will let you draw your own conclusions on that
- IndianaSabresFan

One of my wife's best friends has one of those things because she has low grade muscular dystrophy and "it can affect her ability to walk long distances into the store." She's too embarrassed to use the tag at work, so she only puts it out when she goes to the mall and to festivals - where she has to walk long distances, but doesn't like to put up with the parking hassle.

That's hot...
- jochfr

if you are into that sort of thing... i am not here to judge

One of my wife's best friends has one of those things because she has low grade muscular dystrophy and "it can affect her ability to walk long distances into the store." She's too embarrassed to use the tag at work, so she only puts it out when she goes to the mall and to festivals - where she has to walk long distances, but doesn't like to put up with the parking hassle.
- Der Kaiser

good for her... i am sure the actual walking is helpful for her too, keep the muscles working so they don't break down as quickly (but i am not a doctor so i don't know)

They really are playing Russian Roulette down here because we can legally shoot a mother (frank)er for entering our house uninvited.
- jochfr

I welcome all

That's hot...
- jochfr

oh my