Sit in the corner and think about what they've done, kinda bad
- TonkaPhaneuf

What! It wasn't like a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

I've moved on, but he's not that old for a D...some guys especially D take a little longer especially trying grow into a big frame...but let's move on...we are so lucky we get to watch Jake for another year
- Garnie

Gardiner and Dizzy Dean have many things in common.

Reporter: "Dizzy, what can you attribute to your success on the mound?"
Dizzy: " I dunno...I just take that ball and fire it."

What do the Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both are awesome until they hit the ice
- TonkaPhaneuf

*crickets*

That's way too old

Franson vs Phaneuf & other notables

http://war-on-ice.com/pla...2015-07-27&splitseasons=1

Phaneuf gets more offensive starts, more TOI/60 than Franson
Franson has slightly better relative corsi for % of total & slightly larger proportion of defensive starts despite less minutes

He is...scary thought, but he really is.
- Woderwick

So all this talk about Franson being better than Dion was to secretly unify us all and buildup our confidence in Dion for the upcoming season under Babcock - well played Twisted Mike well played.

That's it, I am buying six number 3 jerseys tonight!

What do the Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both are awesome until they hit the ice
- TonkaPhaneuf

Found the same website I see.

Pretty lame funnies right there.

*crickets*

That's way too old
- Garnie

Gardiner and Dizzy Dean have many things in common.

Reporter: "Dizzy, what can you attribute to your success on the mound?"
Dizzy: " I dunno...I just take that ball and fire it."
- Woderwick

But Dizzy's had success

Franson vs Phaneuf & other notables

http://war-on-ice.com/pla...2015-07-27&splitseasons=1

Phaneuf gets more offensive starts, more TOI/60 than Franson
Franson has slightly better relative corsi for % of total & slightly larger proportion of defensive starts despite less minutes
- twiztedmike

He's not coming to Toronto

The end

But why Twizted...why? He offers nothing toward their future - maybe buys them some time, or arguably a chance at better draft pick, but I hate that Regret Train so much - the deals they made, more so than the deals they didn't. So lets just move on from him?
Is he going to improve as a player? Don't think so. So let him be someone else's headache, or mid cast defenseman - he has no future here.
- Woderwick

He's entering his prime. He'll be in it for another 6 years.

So all this talk about Franson being better than Dion was to secretly unify us all and buildup our confidence in Dion for the upcoming season under Babcock - well played Twisted Mike well played.

That's it, I am buying six number 3 jerseys tonight!
- BKups

Getting ready for the Olympic sport: Jersey Toss?

Found the same website I see.

Pretty lame funnies right there.
- Woderwick

It's even more lame that my british friend told me that joke. Even the Brits are mocking the Leafs. All of Lums chaps/mates (whatever the (frank) they call friends) probably too

He's entering his prime. He'll be in it for another 6 years.
- twiztedmike

So that's it...he's pretty much the best he's gonna be?

So that's it...he's pretty much the best he's gonna be?
- Woderwick

HE IS GOING TO BE AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Getting ready for the Olympic sport: Jersey Toss?
- Garnie

That and speed walking - best of the Olympics

It's even more lame that my british friend told me that joke. Even the Brits are mocking the Leafs. All of Lums chaps/mates (whatever the (frank) they call friends) probably too
- TonkaPhaneuf

Hope you let fly with a British joke in retort.

HE IS GOING TO BE AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
- twiztedmike

Hope you let fly with a British joke in retort.
- Woderwick

No, but I learned they call cigarettes fags, when he asked me, How many fags do you have in a day. Ummm excuse me dude

That and speed walking - best of the Olympics
- BKups

I couldn't believe that was a thing.

I watched it until someone got eliminated for "running". I think if you have both feet off the ground 3 times you're DQ'd. What a way to lose.

No, but I learned they call cigarettes fags, when he asked me, How many fags do you have in a day. Ummm excuse me dude
- TonkaPhaneuf

You should have answered: "3 or 4...oh, you mean cigarettes...my bad."

I couldn't believe that was a thing.

I watched it until someone got eliminated for "running". I think if you have both feet off the ground 3 times you're DQ'd. What a way to lose.
- Aaron_85

I would speed walk for fun when I was younger. Did it just a few weeks ago trying to make my daughter laugh and I hurt my hip.

I still think Brown makes the team and thrives in a top six role, possibly with Kadri and JVR. Also think Leivo, Bozak, Lupul could happen too.

I still think Brown makes the team and thrives in a top six role, possibly with Kadri and JVR. Also think Leivo, Bozak, Lupul could happen too.
- mykokes

I, love it.

That and speed walking - best of the Olympics
- BKups

I would speed walk for fun when I was younger. Did it just a few weeks ago trying to make my daughter laugh and I hurt my hip.
- Woderwick

LOL that's such an old thing to do.

It's okay though. My daughter is shy about showing what she learns in dance class to family so to get her to perform I tell her I'll try whatever dance move she does.

Laughter ensues at my expense.